PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mr Ripley (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Page (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ripley comes to the ring accompanied by The Talented Mr. Ripley - Tu Vuo' Fa l'Americano . Jimmy Page is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Ripley
vs
Page

190 cm
39
324 lbs
18 - 31 - 0

200 cm
29
298 lbs
2 - 6 - 0

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Mr Ripley!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmy Page!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Frank Antenori and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ripley closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the ropes.

Ripley manages to break the clinch.
Ripley lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Page looks to clinch

and Ripley counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Ripley.
Page taking a breather.

Ripley breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Ripley throws a quick inside leg kick.
Page misses with an attempted mid kick.
Ripley swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.

Ripley closes the distance and scores with a big combo that sends Page crashing to the mat! Page uses the ropes to get back to his feet and beat the count. The referee looks concerned but he's going to allow it to continue!

Page is rocked!

It looks like Jimmy Page has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Ripley tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Page tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Ripley paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Ripley moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Page looks winded!
Ripley scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

Ripley drops a shoulder and throws a biiiig uppercut that drops Page onto his butt! Page pops straight back to his feet to convince the referee that he's OK to continue.
Page is still on wobbly legs! Can Ripley finish him?
Ripley throws a right and a left that both miss.
Mr Ripley seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ripley cracks Page with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mr Ripley!
After the big win, Mr Ripley made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Das Labor and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.