PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Felipezoom Insano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ameri CanChopper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insano kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is . CanChopper is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Badass. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Insano
vs
CanChopper

190 cm
36
255 lbs
32 - 12 - 0

200 cm
34
249 lbs
24 - 16 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

ONI

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 32 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Felipezoom Insano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 16 - 0, fighting out of New York, Ameri CanChopper!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Steven Brown and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Insano is looking to slow CanChopper down with leg kicks.
CanChopper shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Insano fakes a jab and throws a low kick but CanChopper checks it well.
Insano has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Insano misses with a straight left.
Insano connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed CanChopper momentarily.
Insano throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
CanChopper lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Felipezoom Insano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Insano sizes up CanChopper with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
This has been an exciting period of action!
CanChopper lands a nice looking kick to the body. Insano takes a step back to recover.
Insano throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Insano swings and misses with a hook to the body.
CanChopper on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Insano misses with a wild combination.
Insano swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Insano throws a series of punches but CanChopper avoids them all with ease.
A head kick from CanChopper lands but Insano takes it in his stride.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Insano on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Insano.
Insano looks to score with a jab to the body but CanChopper is just out of range.

CanChopper instigates a clinch.
CanChopper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Still in the clinch, CanChopper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Insano blocks a body shot from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a right hand that snaps the head of Insano backwards.
CanChopper misses with a knee strike.
Insano tries to throw a body punch but CanChopper avoids it by throwing Insano back against the cage.
CanChopper is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Insano is defending well for now.
CanChopper utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Insano is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
CanChopper lands a good knee to the midsection. Insano won't want to take too many of those.
CanChopper scores with a shot to the side of Insano's head.
CanChopper gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.

It looks like Felipezoom Insano has been cut.
CanChopper missing with knees to the body.
CanChopper landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
A quick uppercut on the inside from CanChopper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper lands a body shot in the clinch.
CanChopper lands a hook to the side of the head.
A left hand lands to the body for CanChopper.
CanChopper scores with an uppercut up the middle.
CanChopper scores with a shot to the side of Insano's head.
CanChopper lands a nice elbow.
CanChopper misses with a hook to the ribs.
Insano misses with the head strike.
CanChopper tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
CanChopper lands a nice knee to the body.
CanChopper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Insanos head.
CanChopper throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
CanChopper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
CanChopper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
CanChopper unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Good body shot from CanChopper.
A short uppercut from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Insano.
CanChopper putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Insano in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
CanChopper putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Insano in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
CanChopper is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
CanChopper with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Insano takes an elbow to the temple.
A short right from CanChopper.
A right hook to the body lands for CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Insano backwards.
A nice glancing elbow lands by CanChopper.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
CanChopper lands a left hand.
CanChopper lands an elbow that stopped Insano in his tracks for a moment.
A short right from CanChopper.
CanChopper unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Insano takes an elbow to the temple.

Felipezoom Insano's cut is getting worse.
Insano takes an elbow to the temple.
CanChopper lands a hook to the side of the head.
CanChopper pushes Insano back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from CanChopper.
CanChopper using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a shoulder strike.
CanChopper landing some nice looking knees to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from CanChopper.
CanChopper lands a good knee to the midsection. Insano won't want to take too many of those.
CanChopper has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. So far he's outscoring his opponent in the clinch so it seems to have been worthwhile.
CanChopper using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
CanChopper lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
CanChopper lands a hook that snaps the head of Insano backwards.
CanChopper utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
CanChopper lands a knee to the head.
CanChopper pushes Insano back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Still in the clinch, CanChopper scores with a nice short uppercut.
CanChopper is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
CanChopper scores with a shot to the side of Insano's head.
CanChopper gets through Insano's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
CanChopper lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Insano is rocked!
CanChopper lands an elbow inside that Insano shrugs off.
Oh Insano is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
CanChopper using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
CanChopper blocking some punches.
Insano seems to have got his legs back now.
CanChopper creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Insano's defenses.

Felipezoom Insano's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
CanChopper comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A left hand lands to the body for CanChopper.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ameri CanChopper dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Felipezoom Insano's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

CanChopper connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
CanChopper explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Insano throws a body punch but CanChopper moves out of range.
Insano takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
CanChopper lands the left hand.
Insano rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and CanChopper counters with a big right hand! Oh Insano is in trouble here! CanChopper follows up with more strikes and that's it! The ref has stopped it!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Ameri CanChopper!
A determined Ameri CanChopper didn't want to dwell on this fight in his post fight interview. Instead he was more keen to state he wants a title shot. Let's see if he gets it!
In defeat, Felipezoom Insano stepped up to the mic, saying 'As always I can do everything through Christ my lord and savior who strengthens me. Without him I wouldn't be here tonight. I think this is it I don't have it anymore. Yes I am retiring.'.