PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Argivas Kerenzikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Sheen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kerenzikov comes to the cage accompanied by NO SHELTER\RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. Sheen is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Winning! - Charlie Sheen. Argivas Kerenzikov had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Kerenzikov
vs
Sheen

185 cm
28
270 lbs
11 - 3 - 0

200 cm
30
266 lbs
24 - 11 - 2

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Fury Nutrition Inc.
Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Argivas Kerenzikov!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 11 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Charlie Sheen!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Paul Aken and Saam Ante.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kerenzikov misses the shot to the body.
Kerenzikov lands a nice looking body shot.
Kerenzikov lands a nice looking body shot.

Oooooh!!! Kerenzikov has knocked Sheen down with a huge combo! Kerenzikov steps away and waves a wobbly Sheen back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!

It looks like Charlie Sheen has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kerenzikov cracks Sheen with a brutal left hook that knocks him out cold! This one is over in a flash! Game over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Argivas Kerenzikov!
A relieved looking Argivas Kerenzikov thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.