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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Richard Dawkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Oompa Loompa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dawkins comes into the arena with Prong - Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck blaring out of the sound system. Richard Dawkins has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.
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139 lbs
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
36 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, Richard Dawkins!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
26 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Oompa Loompa!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Loompa tries to score with a low kick but Dawkins moves his leg out of the way.
Dawkins feints and then cracks Loompa's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Loompa down.
An inside leg kick from Loompa misses.
Loompa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Loompa there as he acknowledges the shot.
Dawkins tries a low kick but Loompa avoids it.
Dawkins misses with a left hand
and Loompa counters with a nice leg kick.
Dawkins on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Loompa cracks Dawkins with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Loompa checks a low kick from Dawkins.
Loompa scoring well with a low kick there.
Loompa scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Loompa has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Loompa cracks Dawkins with a good jab.
Dawkins tries to score with a low kick but Loompa moves his leg out of the way.
Loompa misses with the body kick
and Dawkins counters with a single leg into guard. Loompa didn't expect that.
We've had a lack of effective grappling in the last minute or so, which could well see a referee standup.
Dawkins postures up.
Dawkins is working Loompa over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Loompa keeping moving, preventing Dawkins from controlling successfully.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.
Loompa trying to control but Dawkins is working from the bottom.
Dawkins has an omoplata and is looking to use it perhaps as a submission or perhaps to transition. Loompa is in a bit of discomfort here, but he's managed to free himself and has dived into side control! That didn't work out too well for Dawkins.
Loompa tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Loompa lands a decent elbow from side control.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins is trying to get back to half guard.
Loompa working away.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Loompa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dawkins keeps working.
Dawkins manages to get back to half guard.
Dawkins wants to get back to full guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Loompa wants to control but Dawkins is keeping him busy.
Dawkins is trying to get back to full guard.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Loompa drops an elbow to the side of Dawkins's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loompa working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Loompa wants to take a breather but Dawkins is having none of it.
Dawkins is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Loompa pulls his head out easily.
Loompa is trying to control. Dawkins wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Loompa connects with a nice short shot to Dawkins's temple.
Dawkins looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Loompa throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Loompa trying to mount his opponent but Dawkins defends it.
Dawkins is looking for a sweep. Loompa is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa seems to be looking for submissions.
Dawkins is looking to improve his position.
Loompa is figuring out what he wants to do next.
Dawkins keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Dawkins won't allow Loompa to pass to mount.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loompa working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Dawkins is looking for a sweep. Loompa is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Dawkins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Loompa pinned against the cage. Loompa gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Loompa looks to score with a jab to the body but Dawkins is just out of range.
Dawkins's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Loompa connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Dawkins scrambles back to his feet.
Some wild striking there from Dawkins.
Loompa takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Good leg kick by Loompa there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Dawkins throws a leg kick that is checked
and Loompa counters with a good low kick that Dawkins was not able to check.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Loompa - that will leave a mark!
A head kick lands from Loompa that sends Dawkins to the canvas. Dawkins tries to scramble back to his feet but Loompa brings him back down into side control.
Dawkins is rocked!
It looks like Richard Dawkins has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dawkins tries to get back to half guard but can't.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Loompa wants to control but Dawkins is keeping him busy.
Loompa working the ground and pound.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Loompa. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dawkins is not content to let Loompa control the position.
Dawkins is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Dawkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Loompa trying to pass the guard but Dawkins defending well.
Dawkins works his way to full guard. Good work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Loompa gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Dawkins controls Loompa momentarily but Loompa frees himself.
Dawkins will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Loompa cracks Dawkins with a solid left hand.
Loompa preventing the sweep.
Loompa throwing strikes but missing.
Dawkins looking to hit a scissor sweep but Loompa is one step ahead there.
Loompa cracks Dawkins with a solid left hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins controls Loompa momentarily but Loompa frees himself.
Loompa sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Dawkins's guard.
Dawkins looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Loompa is looking to take a break and control but Dawkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Loompa wants to pass the guard but Dawkins is defending well.
Loompa seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Loompa trying to control the action but Dawkins is working from the bottom.
Loompa lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Loompa pulls his head out easily.
Dawkins is trying to control but can't.
Loompa looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Loompa wants to lay and pray for a moment but Dawkins keeps working.
Loompa passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Dawkins!
Dawkins working to try and regain half guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Loompa wants to control but instead Dawkins manages to regain half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Richard Dawkins's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Dawkins shoots in for a takedown but Loompa shows good takedown defense.
Loompa lands a head shot.
Loompa throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
The fight stays on the outside here - Loompa looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A head kick misses from Loompa.
Dawkins blocks the body kick.
Dawkins delivers a nice body kick.
Loompa moves into the clinch successfully.
Loompa doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Loompa fails to land.
Dawkins tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Dawkins successfully pulls guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dawkins has control of Loompa's left arm, preventing Loompa from doing any damage.
Dawkins is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Dawkins working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Loompa doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Loompa manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Dawkins working for a triangle but Loompa defends it easily.
Dawkins can't keep his opponent in guard - Loompa advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Loompa throwing shots but Dawkins is blocking nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa prevents Dawkins from improving his position.
Loompa with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Dawkins is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Loompa pulls his head out easily.
Loompa is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Loompa is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Loompa seems to be looking for submissions.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dawkins looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Loompa is keen to just control but Dawkins is a slippery customer.
Dawkins looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Dawkins trying to control from the bottom.
Dawkins is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Loompa scores with a couple of nice shots.
Loompa is trying to control. Dawkins wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Loompa is looking for a kimura but Dawkins is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Loompa to get the leverage.
Loompa is looking to stall here but Dawkins recovers full guard.
Dawkins tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Dawkins being controlled here, momentarily.
Oompa Loompa has got the better of the ground game so far.
Loompa scoring with punches to the head and body.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Dawkins preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dawkins has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Loompa can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Dawkins working away from the bottom but not quite defensive enough there because Loompa has passed into half guard!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oompa Loompa really dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Richard Dawkins's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
A head kick misses from Dawkins.
Loompa lands a nice looking kick to the body. Dawkins takes a step back to recover.
Loompa darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Dawkins swings for the body but Loompa moves out of range.
Dawkins misses with a takedown attempt
and Loompa counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Loompa.
A nice left hand lands by Dawkins.
Dawkins tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Loompa just stands there and leans against the cage.
Loompa working aggressively here.
Dawkins wants to break the clinch but can't.
Dawkins tries to pull guard but Loompa holds him up against the cage and eventually Dawkins drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Richard Dawkins. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Loompa scores with a hook to the body.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Loompa.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Loompa.
Loompa cracks Dawkins with a nice body shot.
Dawkins jumps guard but Loompa turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Loompa has a couple of punches blocked by Dawkins.
Loompa lands a hook that snaps the head of Dawkins backwards.
Dawkins tries to pull guard but Loompa forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
Loompa tries to throw a body punch but Dawkins avoids it by throwing Loompa back against the cage.
Dawkins jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Loompa walks away with a smile on his face. Dawkins gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
A jab lands there for Loompa.
Loompa throws a right and a left that Dawkins avoids nicely.
Nice defenses there by Dawkins.
A head kick misses from Loompa.
Dawkins stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Loompa.
Both fighters circling a little - Loompa finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Loompa scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Oh Dawkins is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Loompa ducks down into range and throws a picture perfect right hook that connects with Dawkins's jaw. Dawkins's eyes stare off into space as he falls to the mat, out cold! Loompa does the decent thing and steps back, rather than landing any shots to his unconscious opponent.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 4, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Oompa Loompa! Oompa Loompa retains his featherweight title!
Oompa Loompa thanked the fans post fight for their support.
In defeat, Richard Dawkins stepped up to the mic, saying 'Hard to believe I lost again. I'm so much better than this...'.
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