PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Garson DeBramalo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shitty Bill (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

DeBramalo
vs
Bill

199 cm
37
252 lbs
48 - 16 - 1

225 cm
35
300 lbs
19 - 7 - 0

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Good gas tank

VIRAL COMBAT

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 48 - 16 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Garson DeBramalo!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Shitty Bill!
The judges for this bout are Yukihiro Shimada, Yukihiro Yamamoto and Hirohito Nitta.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
DeBramalo throws an off balance right hand
and Bill counters with a slapping leg kick.
DeBramalo dips to his left and cracks Bill with an uppercut!
DeBramalo blocks a head kick by Bill.
DeBramalo looking to land some kicks to the body here.
DeBramalo throws an off balance right hand
and Bill counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bill tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bill misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
DeBramalo blocks a head kick by Bill.
DeBramalo swings and misses with a hook to the body.
DeBramalo misses with a low kick.
Bill on the wrong end of a nice hook.
DeBramalo throws a chopping leg kick but Bill manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
DeBramalo avoids the head kick by Bill.
DeBramalo jabs Bill to the body, keeping him at a distance.
DeBramalo misses with a hook. Bill ducked under it nicely.
Bill fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. DeBramalo looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bill has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
DeBramalo thuds his shin into the meat of Bill's side.

That's one minute gone in the round.
DeBramalo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fighters circle momentarily. DeBramalo darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Bill moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Bill misses with a head kick.
Bill looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
An inside leg kick from DeBramalo misses.
DeBramalo ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bill moves away.
Bill throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
DeBramalo lands a nice leg kick that just misses Bill's sensitive parts.
DeBramalo slips under a jab from Bill.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bill throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bill is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bill throws a right hand that DeBramalo ducks under and follows up with a left that DeBramalo also avoids with ease.

DeBramalo moves into range and clinches up with Bill.

Bill breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Bill wants to land a leg kick but DeBramalo is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bill tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but DeBramalo was well out of range. Poor timing from Bill.
Bill misses with a head kick.
DeBramalo tries to move into range but Bill moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
DeBramalo lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Bill blocks the body kick.
Bill tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bill buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
DeBramalo tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bill was well out of range. Poor timing from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Bill has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

DeBramalo instigates a clinch.
DeBramalo stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Bill looks winded!
Bill is trying to force a seperation but DeBramalo has the dominant position.
DeBramalo scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Bill is trying to break the clinch but DeBramalo is controlling him.
Nice body punch from DeBramalo.
A quick uppercut on the inside from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Bills head.
A short uppercut from DeBramalo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short right hand to the side of the head by DeBramalo.
DeBramalo pushes Bill back against the ropes and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice elbow from DeBramalo.
DeBramalo displaying some good clinch control by pressing Bill up against the ropes.
DeBramalo utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
DeBramalo lands a nice uppercut.
A nice right hand lands inside from DeBramalo.
Bill swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A knee to the head by DeBramalo.
Bill has had enough of the clinch but DeBramalo keeps him there for the moment.
Bill has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Bill wants to break the clinch but can't.
DeBramalo lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Shitty Bill has been cut.
Bill takes an elbow to the forehead.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Bill is trying to break the clinch but DeBramalo is controlling him.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. DeBramalo obliges.
DeBramalo gets through Bill's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bill tries to break free but DeBramalo pushes him back against the ropes.
DeBramalo lands with a left to the head.

DeBramalo creates a bit of space for himself and unleashed what can only be described as a tiger uppercut, straight out of Street Fighter! Bill crashes to the mat! Can he make it back to his feet in time? 3,4,5, yes, he's made it back to his feet. He seems OK so it looks like we're going to continue!

Bill is rocked!
A chopping leg kick lands by DeBramalo.
Bill is still on wobbly legs! Can DeBramalo finish him?
Bill leaves his chin hanging out and DeBramalo seizes the opportunity with an uppercut! Bill crumbles to the floor in a heap! The referee steps in and tends to the downed fighter! What a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:20 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Garson DeBramalo!
Garson DeBramalo retains his super heavyweight title!
As Garson DeBramalo got his breath back, he grabbed the microphone and managed to blurt out the following: When we was in the shower your buttcheeks was warm When I touch you my hands smell like ham'.