PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Pauly Pigano (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Loki Wojtk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wojtk is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Thunderstruck, ACDC. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Loki Wojtk was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pigano
vs
Wojtk

199 cm
21
265 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

196 cm
22
280 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Very quick

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Pauly Pigano!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Loki Wojtk!
The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Josh West and Roger Salmon.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pigano plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Wojtk has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Pigano connects with a jab.
Wojtk throws out a leg kick but Pigano moves out of range and Wojtk only half commits.
Pigano misses with a kick to the body.
Wojtk throws out a leg kick but Pigano moves out of range and Wojtk only half commits.
Pauly Pigano seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pigano stuffs the takedown.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pigano lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Wojtk has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Wojtk and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.

Wojtk feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
Pigano is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Wojtk is controlling him.
Wojtk tries to free his leg and advance position but Pigano is retaining full guard.
Wojtk stops Pigano from standing up.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pigano is trying to keep Wojtk in close.
Wojtk throwing strikes from guard but Pigano blocks nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wojtk slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Wojtk lands a nice forearm strike.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pigano is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Pigano struggling a bit here.
Wojtk is looking to take a break and control but Pigano is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Wojtk looks up at the clock and then as Pigano takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Wojtk smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pigano is looking for a sweep.
Wojtk grinds an elbow into Pigano's temple.
Wojtk wants to control but Pigano is keeping him busy.
Pigano is trying to get back to half guard.
Pigano can't do much from the bottom here.
Pigano is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Wojtk asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Pigano wants to control but Wojtk postures up.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Wojtk has knee on belly and now moves to full mount! Trouble for Pigano!
Wojtk has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Wojtk dominating with strikes here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wojtk can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Pigano is looking to escape.
Wojtk avoids the attempt from Pigano to control.
Pigano in a bad spot here, taking shots to the head.
Pigano has given up his back here.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Wojtk's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Wojtk keeps control of the position as Pigano tries to break free.
Wojtk is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pigano is in bad spot here.
Pigano trying to get back to his feet but Wojtk is in full control for now.
Wojtk is throwing punches to the body, looking to soften Pigano up.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Wojtk has managed to slip his arm under Pigano's chin. This could be all over... yep, Pigano is tapping out! Submission win for Wojtk.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Loki Wojtk!
A victorious Loki Wojtk thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Pauly Pigano stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'd rather eat teeth than fucking pizza.'.