PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kid Joe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shia Locke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Joe comes to the cage accompanied by (Ugly kid joe) Everything about you. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Joe
vs
Locke

180 cm
39
205 lbs
15 - 7 - 1

200 cm
33
220 lbs
12 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

BJJ White Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Kid Joe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Shia Locke!
The judges for this bout are Shirou Masuda, Sosuke Kotani and Taro Takaoka.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Locke.
We've been informed that Locke has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The fight stays on the outside here - Locke looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Joe uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Locke.
A swing and a miss from Locke.
Locke throws a body shot but no joy.
Locke throws a right hand that misses

and Joe counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Locke wants to get back to his feet.
Joe is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!
Joe working Locke over with strikes here.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Joe cracks Locke with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Joe is landing with some decent strikes but Locke is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Joe with good strikes from the mount here!

Locke is rocked!
Joe postures up and throws a massive shot that knocks Locke out cold! Two more strikes to his unconscious opponent for good luck and this one is all over! Joe goes absolutely crazy with his corner! Wow, you can see how much that win means to him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kid Joe!
Kid Joe gave a mention to Kemists ↑ 5x160Q in his post fight interview. That will please them (and hopefully generate some sales).