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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Holy Jenova (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenova comes to the cage accompanied by Pink Floyd - Money. Doofenshmirtz comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Feuer Frei -by- Rammstein kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Heinz Doofenshmirtz has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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285 lbs
12 - 3 - 0 |
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231 lbs
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Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Holy Jenova!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
16 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Ian Loll and Gregory Folan.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenova takes a swing at Doofenshmirtz's ribcage but misses.
Jenova slips a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Jenova. That did some damage!
Jenova throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Doofenshmirtz's head.
Jenova gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova throws a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz checks it.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Doofenshmirtz checks a leg kick.
A head kick misses from Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova throws a low kick but Doofenshmirtz moves out of range easily.
Jenova connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jenova has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Jenova throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doofenshmirtz throws a sloppy head kick and Jenova moves out of range easily.
Jenova misses with a low kick.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a body shot.
Jenova throws a low kick but Doofenshmirtz avoids it.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doofenshmirtz can pounce on him.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Doofenshmirtz swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doofenshmirtz tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Jenova is able to avoid easily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenova chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Doofenshmirtz can pounce on him.
Doofenshmirtz bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Jenova throws a front kick that sends Doofenshmirtz stumbling back into the cage.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenova closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Jenova wants to clinch.
A jab from Doofenshmirtz finds it's way through Jenova's defenses.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick that misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Doofenshmirtz doesn't seem bothered though.
A slow jab from Doofenshmirtz misses its intended target.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Doofenshmirtz connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jenova bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Doofenshmirtz's head backwards.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Doofenshmirtz.
A swing and a miss from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Jenova blocks a jab.
Jenova throws a nice outside leg kick.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Jenova moves away from the strike by Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova slips under a jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doofenshmirtz paws at him with a jab and circles away.
A big left from Doofenshmirtz misses.
A big right from Doofenshmirtz misses.
Doofenshmirtz gets tackled into the cage by Jenova. Jenova maintains the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jenova stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz with an attempt at a knee that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenova lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jenova softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Jenova really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Jenova blocks a body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a body punch in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Jenova looking to slow down the pace here.
Doofenshmirtz takes a shot to the head.
Doofenshmirtz's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Jenova pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jenova throws a leg kick but Doofenshmirtz moved away.
Jenova is looking to slow Doofenshmirtz down with leg kicks.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a body kick.
Jenova scoring well with a low kick there.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenova is looking to clinch but Doofenshmirtz is avoiding it.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a looping right.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a nice strike.
Doofenshmirtz throws a low kick, looking for Jenova's leg but Jenova calmly moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz swings widly with a right hand
and Jenova counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Doofenshmirtz tries to land a knee to the head but Jenova blocks with his arms.
Jenova stalling.
Doofenshmirtz pushes Jenova back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Nice body punch from Doofenshmirtz - that landed with a thud.
Jenova is breathing heavily.
Doofenshmirtz throws an elbow that misses.
Jenova lands with a left to the head.
Doofenshmirtz unloads a knee to the mid-section.
Doofenshmirtz tries a body shot but Jenova blocks it.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jenova lands a right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Heinz Doofenshmirtz will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Jenova fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a hook.
Doofenshmirtz cracks a nice hook into Jenova's ribs.
Jenova scores with a nice strike.
Jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a left hand
and Jenova counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jenova.
Doofenshmirtz utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doofenshmirtz lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Jenova working aggressively here.
Doofenshmirtz tries to work over Jenova's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Doofenshmirtz lands an elbow inside.
It looks like Holy Jenova has been cut.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Jenova misses with some punches.
Doofenshmirtz missing with knees to the body.
Doofenshmirtz lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenova's defenses.
A short right from Doofenshmirtz.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Doofenshmirtz. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Jenova has a couple of punches blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
A short right from Jenova.
Jenova takes a shot to the head.
Jenova takes a knee to the side of the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Jenova's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Holy Jenova's cut is getting worse.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doofenshmirtz lands a left hand.
Jenova is rocked!
Doofenshmirtz is working Jenova over against the cage.
Oh Jenova is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Doofenshmirtz misses with a knee to the head.
Doofenshmirtz pushes off an throws an elbow but Jenova leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a hook to the body.
Jenova seems to have got his legs back now.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz manages to break the clinch.
Doofenshmirtz fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jenova.
Doofenshmirtz digs a good hook to Jenova's body.
Doofenshmirtz throws a shot to the body.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz throws out a loose jab but Jenova uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenova avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doofenshmirtz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz is looking to chop away at Jenova's legs.
Doofenshmirtz misses the shot to the body.
Jenova closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Doofenshmirtz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jenova manages to avoid it.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a thumping leg kick.
Doofenshmirtz thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Jenova if he has to take too many more of those.
Jenova tries to clinch there but Doofenshmirtz circles away.
Doofenshmirtz looks to throw the jab but Jenova is out of range.
Doofenshmirtz cracks Jenova with a good jab.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Doofenshmirtz throws a body punch but Jenova moves out of range.
Doofenshmirtz throws a lazy right hand but Jenova sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head kick that half lands.
Doofenshmirtz throws a leg kick
and Jenova counters by moving into the clinch.
Jenova lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Jenova blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz swings wildly with an uppercut but Jenova uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jenova misses with a hook to the ribs.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Jenova's defenses.
Holy Jenova's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Doofenshmirtz throws a head punch that misses.
Jenova is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Doofenshmirtz is keeping busy.
Jenova swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jenova blocks an elbow strike.
Doofenshmirtz crunches a lovely knee into Jenova's ribcage.
Jenova swings wildly with an uppercut but Doofenshmirtz uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jenova tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Doofenshmirtz lands a right hand.
Jenova throws a punch but it's blocked by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Doofenshmirtz working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova takes a shot to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jenova lands a hook to the side of the head.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
Jenova lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Doofenshmirtz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenova has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Doofenshmirtz trying to land knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jenova takes an elbow to the temple.
Jeez, Holy Jenova's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Jenova is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jenova lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right hand to the body from Jenova.
Jenova avoiding damage as Doofenshmirtz throws knees to the body.
Jenova tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Still in the clinch, Jenova scores with a nice short uppercut.
Doofenshmirtz creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Doofenshmirtz being controlled against the cage.
Doofenshmirtz tries a knee to the head but Jenova blocks it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Heinz Doofenshmirtz showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Holy Jenova's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Jenova takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a straight right.
Doofenshmirtz looks to land a right hand but Jenova moved out of range.
Good leg kick by Doofenshmirtz there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a kick to the body
and Jenova counters by clinching up.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a knee strike.
Jenova scores with a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Jenova scores with a nice short uppercut.
Jenova prevents a body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Jenova throws a head punch that misses.
Jenova lands a right hand that snaps the head of Doofenshmirtz backwards.
Doofenshmirtz swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Doofenshmirtz using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Jenova has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Doofenshmirtz misses with a punch on the inside.
Jenova is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Doofenshmirtz is keeping busy.
Jenova blocks a body shot from Doofenshmirtz.
Doofenshmirtz lands a left hand.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Doofenshmirtz with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Doofenshmirtz blocks a body shot from Jenova.
Doofenshmirtz lands a damaging elbow.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Holy Jenova's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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