PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between King Kong Dong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yuri Rook (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rook has chosen Mr Krinkle as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Yuri Rook has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Kong Dong
vs
Rook

200 cm
27
275 lbs
10 - 3 - 0

195 cm
36
285 lbs
26 - 24 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

World class boxer
Good gas tank

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, King Kong Dong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yuri Rook!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, George Francis and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Rook ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Rook changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Rook throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Rook tries to move into range but Dong moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dong takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like King Kong Dong has been cut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Rook scores with a nice strike.
Rook connects with a quick right hand that sends Dong tumbling backwards onto the canvas! As his head bounces into the ropes, it doesn't look good for him beating the count! 3,4,5,6,7 and he's up! No, he's back down again! This one is all over - the referee has called off the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punch). Yuri Rook!
A relieved looking Yuri Rook thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.
King Kong Dong spoke after the fight, saying 'BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.