PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Satan Lopez (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Taz Brandon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lopez comes to the cage accompanied by Evisceration Plague. Brandon has chosen Ace Of Spades as his entrance music. Taz Brandon will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Lopez
vs
Brandon

171 cm
26
150 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

165 cm
28
155 lbs
3 - 6 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter fighter
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Satan Lopez!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Taz Brandon!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Brandon dives in and scores a takedown into Lopez's guard.
We've been hearing good reports from Lopez's training camp. Apparently he has been rolling around with some good quality BJJ practitioners and has been sharpening his skills. Let's see if that has an impact on the fight today.
Brandon is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.

Lopez is working for submissions here. He's thrown up his legs looking for a triangle but Brandon frees his head nicely. Oh but Lopez has switched to an armbar! Brandon is tapping furiously! Lovely submission there!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Armbar). Satan Lopez!
Post fight, Satan Lopez took to the microphone: 'Hail Satan, Lord Darkness and Conqueror of all that is holy and clean. I don't care about no damn title shot, just give me every Christian (Brazilian-preferred) opponent. I will poke his or her eyes out with my hot poker and baptize them in my evil juice. Thank you fans, I love you all!'.