PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Benjamin Belleville (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dumbass McWeakhands (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belleville comes to the cage accompanied by The Offspring - You're Gonna Go Far, Kid . Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Belleville
vs
McWeakhands

170 cm
27
153 lbs
24 - 7 - 0

168 cm
41
158 lbs
42 - 22 - 1

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

ONI

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Benjamin Belleville!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 42 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Dumbass McWeakhands!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belleville takes one on the button.
That kick from McWeakhands tenderised Belleville's leg. Belleville is trying to keep his angry face on.
McWeakhands wants to land a leg kick but Belleville is out of range.
Belleville misses with an attempted mid kick.
McWeakhands uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Belleville.
Belleville throws a hook but McWeakhands avoids it easily.
McWeakhands throws a shot to the body.
Belleville looks to land a left hand but McWeakhands moved out of range nicely.
Belleville tries a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Belleville has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands with a hook.
Belleville misses with a looping left.
Belleville misses with a hook. McWeakhands ducked under it nicely.
McWeakhands has been working on his striking defense in training and it's paying off as Belleville is landing a low percentage of strikes.
Belleville fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Belleville stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from McWeakhands.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

McWeakhands takes the fight into the clinch.
Belleville lands a shoulder strike.
McWeakhands misses with a short punch on the inside.
Belleville blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

McWeakhands escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
McWeakhands looks to score with a jab to the body but Belleville is just out of range.
Belleville misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Belleville lands with a nice body punch.
McWeakhands stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
McWeakhands shoots in but no luck this time.
McWeakhands fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Belleville has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
McWeakhands dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Belleville. That did some damage!
McWeakhands tries to clinch there but Belleville circles away.
McWeakhands will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Belleville swinging wildly here.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
McWeakhands checks a low kick from Belleville.
Belleville fails to land with a series of punches.
McWeakhands misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Belleville on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Belleville tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. McWeakhands manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A chopping leg kick lands by Belleville.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Horrible takedown attempt by McWeakhands or perhaps it was just good defense by Belleville, which made it look bad.
Belleville clobbers McWeakhands with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belleville takes a swing at McWeakhands's ribcage but misses.
McWeakhands showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Belleville.
Belleville shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWeakhands as he avoids it easily.
McWeakhands lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Belleville ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
McWeakhands fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Belleville.
Belleville swings for the body but McWeakhands moves out of range.
McWeakhands is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Belleville.
McWeakhands connects with an inside leg kick.
McWeakhands moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
McWeakhands tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Nice shot lands for McWeakhands.

It looks like Benjamin Belleville has been cut.
McWeakhands lands with a shot to the body.
McWeakhands scores with a body shot.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Belleville crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from McWeakhands - the referee stops the clock and Belleville gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says McWeakhands. Belleville manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Belleville is breathing heavily.
McWeakhands scoring well with a low kick there.
Belleville throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McWeakhands.
Belleville misses with an uppercut
and McWeakhands counters with a straight punch to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands tries to clinch up.
McWeakhands fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Belleville.
McWeakhands scores with a body shot.
McWeakhands connects with a right hand. Belleville shakes it off.
McWeakhands lands a nice looking body shot.
Belleville throws a series of punches but McWeakhands avoids them all with ease.
McWeakhands clobbers Belleville with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by McWeakhands.
Belleville takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWeakhands connects with a body shot that sends Belleville's belly button to the back.
McWeakhands uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

McWeakhands closes the distance and clinches up, looking for a takedown. He shifts his weight and gets a nice trip into half guard.
Belleville has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. McWeakhands is working away from the top position though.
McWeakhands trying to pass the guard but Belleville defending well.
Belleville wants to get back to full guard.
Belleville trying to control from the bottom.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWeakhands trying to control from Belleville's half guard. Belleville has other ideas though and has regained full guard.
Belleville keeping full guard, as McWeakhands tries to pass.
McWeakhands trying to control the position from guard on top but Belleville is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Belleville controls McWeakhands momentarily but McWeakhands frees himself.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Belleville fakes high and swings low for a body shot but McWeakhands manages to avoid it.
McWeakhands fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Benjamin Belleville has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Dumbass McWeakhands.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
McWeakhands ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Belleville tests McWeakhands's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Some bone on bone action there as Belleville checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Dumbass McWeakhands dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Benjamin Belleville's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

McWeakhands stuns Belleville with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
McWeakhands tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McWeakhands keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
McWeakhands with a hook.
Belleville falls off balance throwing a combination
and McWeakhands counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Sloppy strikes from Belleville. Those never looked like landing.
McWeakhands throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Dumbass McWeakhands seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Belleville lands with a thumping leg kick.
Belleville is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
McWeakhands scores with a nice head shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
A jab lands there for Belleville.
McWeakhands just misses with a punch to the body.
McWeakhands jabs Belleville to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Belleville throws a looping overhand right but McWeakhands ducks down to avoid it.
McWeakhands comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Belleville fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but McWeakhands is out of range.
McWeakhands feints and then cracks Belleville's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Belleville down.
McWeakhands thumps Belleville with a low kick.
McWeakhands fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Belleville throws a low kick but McWeakhands avoids it.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWeakhands walks into a jab.

McWeakhands rushes Belleville and presses him up against the cage.
McWeakhands leaning against his opponent.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Belleville's elbow.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Belleville backwards.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Belleville's elbow.
McWeakhands lands a right hand that snaps the head of Belleville backwards.
A short body shot lands from McWeakhands as the two fighters clinch.
A short left from McWeakhands.
Belleville is trying to break free.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from McWeakhands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWeakhands lands with a left to the head.
McWeakhands lands a hook to the side of the head.
McWeakhands lands with a short punch from the clinch.
McWeakhands has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
McWeakhands lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Belleville backwards.
McWeakhands tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Belleville's elbow.
Nice body punch from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

McWeakhands breaks from the clinch.
McWeakhands lands a glancing blow to the side of Belleville's head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belleville blocks the body kick.
McWeakhands has a takedown stuffed.
McWeakhands turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Belleville looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Belleville takes a shot right to the bread basket.
McWeakhands lands a nice shot to the body.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Belleville swings and misses with a hook to the body.
McWeakhands throws a leg kick which misses Belleville's front leg but catches the back leg as Belleville tries to avoid it.
Some wild striking there from Belleville.
A looping hook to the body misses from Belleville. McWeakhands does a little dance to reset his feet.
Belleville throws a combination but it was largely blocked by McWeakhands.
McWeakhands throws a sloppy head kick and Belleville moves out of range easily.
Belleville has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from McWeakhands.
McWeakhands lands with a nice body punch.
McWeakhands cracks Belleville with a good jab.
A decent looking body kick lands there for McWeakhands.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

McWeakhands lands a head kick that stumbles Belleville and the fighters go to the mat.

Belleville is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
McWeakhands is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Oh Belleville is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
McWeakhands stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Belleville swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Belleville being controlled here, momentarily.

OK we're going to have a standup here. Dumbass McWeakhands hasn't been effective enough on the ground and the referee wants a restart.
McWeakhands lands a big head kick that sends Belleville to the canvas! McWeakhands follows up with strikes from the mount that forces the ref to step in and stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:26 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dumbass McWeakhands!
Dumbass McWeakhands decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.