PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Stash Kadowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Lukashenko (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kadowski comes into the arena with Rammstein - Ohne Dich blaring out of the sound system. Lukashenko has chosen PANEM National Anthem as his entrance music. Stash Kadowski has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Kadowski
vs
Lukashenko

210 cm
34
288 lbs
18 - 11 - 1

219 cm
35
255 lbs
18 - 10 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of New York, Stash Kadowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Alexander Lukashenko!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Alan Glass and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lukashenko takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lukashenko takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lukashenko tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Lukashenko fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Kadowski has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Alexander Lukashenko seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lukashenko scores with a decent looking hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Kadowski closes the distance and pushes Lukashenko back into the ropes.
Kadowski misses with some punches.
Kadowski throws a head punch that misses.
Kadowski misses with a body punch.
Lukashenko tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Kadowski's elbow.
Lukashenko tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Kadowski prevents a body shot from Lukashenko.
Kadowski creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Lukashenko has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Kadowski after a bit of a struggle.
A left hand lands to the body for Lukashenko.
Kadowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lukashenko's elbow.
Lukashenko blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Lukashenko blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lukashenko tries for a takedown but Kadowski manages to get underhooks.
Lukashenko doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kadowski has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by Lukashenko after a bit of a struggle.
Lukashenko lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kadowski throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lukashenkos head.
Kadowski has a couple of punches blocked by Lukashenko.
A nice left hand lands by Kadowski.
Kadowski blocks an uppercut.
Lukashenko is looking for a takedown.
Stash Kadowski has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Alexander Lukashenko.
Kadowski gets through Lukashenko's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lukashenko wants to get back to striking at distance but Kadowski won't allow it.
Lukashenko avoids a wild elbow strike from Kadowski.

Kadowski works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
Lukashenko is trying to keep Kadowski in close.
Kadowski throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Lukashenko is controlling Kadowski's posture.
Kadowski trying to control but Lukashenko is working from the bottom.
Lukashenko tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kadowski throwing strikes but missing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kadowski advances position into side control!
Lukashenko tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Kadowski works to advance to full mount. Lukashenko defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.
Lukashenko can't escape the position.
Lukashenko keeps trying to improve his position.
Kadowski postures up and lands a whopping elbow - oh that's hurt Lukashenko bigstyle! Two more strikes land for Kadowski and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stash Kadowski!
Stash Kadowski decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.