PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belvedere IV (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Crazy Dog (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belvedere IV's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Young Forever - JAY Z | Mr. Hudson. Dog comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Zombie kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Belvedere IV
vs
Dog

179 cm
33
167 lbs
19 - 11 - 0

180 cm
37
149 lbs
33 - 17 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Augustus Belvedere IV!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Crazy Dog!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Daniel Cesar and Luis Engracia.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Belvedere IV throws a combination. Dog tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Belvedere IV slips a jab from Dog.
A big left from Dog misses.
Dog tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Belvedere IV swivels and escapes.
Dog avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dog throws a right and a left that Belvedere IV avoids nicely.
Belvedere IV fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Dog.
Belvedere IV fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dog manages to avoid it.
Belvedere IV bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Belvedere IV turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Belvedere IV seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Belvedere IV lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

Dog looking to score a takedown here. Belvedere IV is defending well but Dog drives through and ends up in Belvedere IV's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.
Dog trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Belvedere IV wants to stand but Dog is controlling the position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dog accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dog trying to control but Belvedere IV is working from the bottom.
Belvedere IV wants to stand up but Dog is controlling him.
In the pre-fight buildup videos we saw Dog working his ground and pound in the gym. He isn't landing a great percentage of his ground strikes so far though.
Dog trying to control the position from guard on top but Belvedere IV is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Dog shoots in looking for a takedown but Belvedere IV manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dog's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Belvedere IV tries to move into range but Dog moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Dog throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Dog dips to his left and cracks Belvedere IV with an uppercut!
Dog lands a nice shot to the body.
Dog will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Augustus Belvedere IV has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Crazy Dog.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dog needs to keep his hands up - Belvedere IV had a free shot at his head there.
Dog's jab looks to have found its range, popping Belvedere IV under the eye.
Dog looks to land a left hand but Belvedere IV moved out of range nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog misses with a wild combination.
Dog bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Belvedere IV's head.
Dog moves out of range of the body kick from Belvedere IV.
Dog throws a right and a left that both miss.
Dog changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Belvedere IV tries to avoid it but Dog manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Belvedere IV to the ground. Belvedere IV escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Belvedere IV tries to score with a low kick but Dog moves his leg out of the way.
Dog scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dog fails with a takedown attempt.
Crazy Dog seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dog lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A shot to the liver by Dog. Beautiful body shot.
Dog will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Dog fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Belvedere IV misses with a kick to the body.

Dog gets the takedown into side control.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Belvedere IV is pushing Dog's head away, looking to escape. Dog manages to hold on to the position though.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Belvedere IV tries to get back to his feet but has found himself mounted instead. Damn, that's gotta suck.
Belvedere IV trying desperately to get to his feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Crazy Dog will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

No joy there for Belvedere IV, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Dog tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but Belvedere IV swivels and escapes.
Dog throws a hook but Belvedere IV avoids it easily.
Dog misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Belvedere IV cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Dog lands a lovely overhand right.
Belvedere IV tries to bum rush Dog with a series of wild strikes but Dog uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Dog misses with a few strikes there.
Belvedere IV walks into a jab.

Belvedere IV gets caught flat footed, as Dog shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Dog won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dog trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Belvedere IV avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Dog stops Belvedere IV from standing up.
Dog trying to control the position from guard on top but Belvedere IV is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dog won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.
Dog trying to control the position from guard on top but Belvedere IV is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are tangled up in the ropes here. We might need a restart if the fighters can't break free themselves.
Dog won't allow Belvedere IV to get back to his feet.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Belvedere IV misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Belvedere IV tries to sprawl but Dog drives through with a takedown into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV pushes Dog off looking to stand but Dog dives back in and keeps control.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dog. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.

Dog is looking for a kimura here.
Dog is pressing down on Belvedere IV's thigh, looking to free his foot. Belvedere IV is holding on for now.

Dog is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Belvedere IV has managed to free his arm - good work.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dog stops Belvedere IV from getting back to his feet.
Dog tries to pass the half guard into mount. Belvedere IV knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.

Dog is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Belvedere IV has managed to free his arm - good work.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV pushes Dog off looking to stand but Dog dives back in and keeps control.
Belvedere IV trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.
Dog not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Belvedere IV looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dog slows the pace down in half guard.
Dog is keen to just control but Belvedere IV is a slippery customer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dog not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Dog looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Belvedere IV with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dog content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Belvedere IV looks like he's trying to stand up.
Dog wants to pass the guard but Belvedere IV is defending well.
Belvedere IV wants to get back to his feet.
Crazy Dog has got the better of the ground game so far.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dog tries to pass to full mount but Belvedere IV defends it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crazy Dog showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Belvedere IV throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Dog throws a series of punches but Belvedere IV avoids them all with ease.
Crazy Dog seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Belvedere IV throws a body punch but Dog moves out of range.
Belvedere IV fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dog manages to avoid it.
Dog fails with a takedown attempt.
Belvedere IV fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Belvedere IV defending well as Dog loads up on a big left hand.
Belvedere IV misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dog listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Belvedere IV slips a straight right by Dog.
Dog with a jab.
Dog takes a swing at Belvedere IV's ribcage but misses.
Belvedere IV moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Belvedere IV misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dog shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Belvedere IV as he avoids it easily.
Dog moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Dog defending well as Belvedere IV loads up on a big left hand.
A slow jab from Belvedere IV misses its intended target.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV slips under a jab.

Dog darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Belvedere IV is looking to escape.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dog takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Belvedere IV wants to get back to his feet.

Dog is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Belvedere IV defends it well.
Dog stops Belvedere IV from getting back to his feet.

Dog looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dog seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Belvedere IV does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Belvedere IV is trying to stand back up but Dog is controlling him

Belvedere IV pushes Dog off and gets back to his feet.
Belvedere IV cracks Dog with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Augustus Belvedere IV is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Belvedere IV throws a leg kick that misses.
Nice shot lands for Dog.
Belvedere IV misses with a looping left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Belvedere IV throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Dog might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dog cracks Belvedere IV with a right hand to the side of the head.
Dog lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Belvedere IV throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Belvedere IV misses with a right hand
and Dog connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Dog throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Belvedere IV scores with a one two! Dog had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Belvedere IV throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Belvedere IV uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Dog.
Dog with a nice cross.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but Augustus Belvedere IV did the better work so I'd imagine he'll take it.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business.

Belvedere IV stuffs the takedown attempt from Dog. Dog gets slowly back to his feet.
Belvedere IV lands the left hand.
Dog scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
A left lands for Dog.
Dog lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Belvedere IV throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Dog sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Dog misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Belvedere IV keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Belvedere IV lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Belvedere IV lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Dog thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dog throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Belvedere IV comes in over the top with a devastating right hand! Dog stumbles back against the ropes, looking to regain his senses but Belvedere IV is on him like rabid pit bull! Dog slumps to the ground under a storm of punches and this fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:26 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Augustus Belvedere IV!
Augustus Belvedere IV took some time post fight to say the following; 'Islam seeks to destroy each and every culture, this is what is does by design. 90% of pedophile convictions in the UK this year are muslim men against white girls.... NS'.
In defeat, Crazy Dog stepped up to the mic, saying 'I was robbed!'.