PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Paul Hamilton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Randy Manpipe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hamilton has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Randy Manpipe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Hamilton
vs
Manpipe

186 cm
27
182 lbs
3 - 8 - 0

187 cm
18
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Good chin

Good wrestler
Brawler
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Paul Hamilton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Randy Manpipe!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Radbod Blank and Wagner Zegers.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Manpipe closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Hamilton quickly recovers to half guard.
Hamilton is breathing heavily.
Hamilton tries to get to full guard but Manpipe has control of the leg.
Manpipe landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Manpipe throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Hamilton has hold of Manpipe's hands but Manpipe slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Manpipe thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Hamilton's head.
Manpipe lands strikes from half guard.
Manpipe seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Manpipe is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hamilton sees it coming and defends easily.
Hamilton wants to control but Manpipe is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Manpipe not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Manpipe is nestled in close to Hamilton, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Manpipe not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Manpipe is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Manpipe connects with a nice short shot to Hamilton's temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Manpipe slips a nice elbow through Hamilton's hands, connecting with Hamilton's forehead.

Hamilton is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Manpipe pulls his head out easily.
Manpipe seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Hamilton is rocked!
Manpipe landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Oh Hamilton is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Manpipe is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Hamilton sees it coming and defends easily.

Manpipe gets to his feet - back to striking we go!

Manpipe has closed the distance and engaged Hamilton in a clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!

Manpipe's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Hamilton takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hamilton seems to have got his legs back now.
A big left from Manpipe misses.
Manpipe loads up on a big right hand but Hamilton slips the punch.
Randy Manpipe seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Manpipe waves his right hand out in front of him, looking to distract Hamilton. Oh, he's unloaded a beast of a left hand - it worked! He's dropped Hamilton to the canvas! Can he finish him!?

Hamilton working for submissions but it's allowed Manpipe to get to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Manpipe not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Manpipe is sitting in half guard. He's postured up and lands a nice elbow. Oh, Hamilton is hurt! He's hurt bad - Manpipe fires away with more strikes and the referee jumps in to save Hamilton from any more punishment! Congratulations to Manpipe! Great finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Randy Manpipe!