PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Jake The (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kosmo Kramer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kramer has chosen O Jerry ....or is it Sherry....no matter its by Journey as his entrance music. Kosmo Kramer will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

The
vs
Kramer

191 cm
35
221 lbs
23 - 19 - 1

225 cm
35
210 lbs
25 - 14 - 2

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 19 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Jake The!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kosmo Kramer!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Shirou Masuda and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut there from Kramer.

The rushes Kramer and presses him up against the ropes.
Kramer is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from The.
The wants to break the clinch but can't.

The breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.

Kramer closes the distance and pushes The back into the ropes.
Kramer creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The's defenses.
Kramer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kramer dodges an elbow strike from The.
Kramer lands an elbow just above The 's eye.
The missing with knees to the body.
Kramer landing some nice looking knees to the body.
The pushes off an throws an elbow but Kramer leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes.
The lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Kramer is keeping busy.
Kramer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Our sources have told us that The has been working on his elbows in the gym.

The pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Kramer. That one must have hurt.
Kramer throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The is breathing heavily.
Kramer jabs The to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Kramer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kramer scores with the left hand. The knows he should have avoided that one.
Kramer slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Kramer smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.

The is rocked!
Kosmo Kramer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kramer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The.
Kramer is looking to clinch but The is avoiding it.
Kramer tries to clinch there but The circles away.
Kramer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.

Kramer cracks The with a perfect right hand that drops him to the mat! The is sitting up but I can't see if he's OK from my position. The referee's count has reached 5,6,7 and The is still not up. Can he make it? 8,9, he's up! Wow, he cut that one a bit fine!
The tries to score with a low kick but Kramer moves his leg out of the way.
The throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A good leg kick by The.
Kramer with a jab.
Kramer keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Both fighters circling slowly here as the pace drops. Hopefully one of them does someth.. OOOHHHH!!!! Kramer throws an absolute beast of a head kick! The is done! He's out cold, twisted and contorted up against the ropes! Wow!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Kosmo Kramer!
An intense looking Kosmo Kramer took to the microphone post fight and gave a little speech: 'I want to thank Jerry for letting me eat his food and Neuman for the extra help traing my cardio.Lets all go to my placeand party on. whites only tho...well, latinos ok I guess'.