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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Bam Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gegard Houellebecq (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackass comes to the cage accompanied by Jackass theme song. Houellebecq has chosen The Prodigy - Spitfire as his entrance music. Gegard Houellebecq has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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149 lbs
24 - 11 - 1 |
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140 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
24 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bam Jackass!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of New York, Gegard Houellebecq!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and James Ackerman.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Houellebecq throws a head kick that misses.
Jackass wants to clinch up but Houellebecq keeps it at a distance.
Houellebecq swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.
Houellebecq moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Jackass is looking to clinch but Houellebecq is avoiding it.
Houellebecq lands with a kick to the temple. Jackass shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
It looks like Bam Jackass has been cut.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses
and Houellebecq counters with a nice double leg into side control. Jackass won't be happy with that.
Houellebecq scores with punches from side control.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jackass managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Houellebecq.
Jackass defending against the ground and pound.
Houellebecq wants to control but Jackass is keeping him busy.
That's one minute gone in the round.
An elbow from Houellebecq crashes against the mat.
Houellebecq misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Houellebecq misses with the ground and pound.
Jackass avoids any damage from the ground and pound of Houellebecq.
Jackass dodges the ground and pound from Houellebecq.
Houellebecq goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Jackass has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Houellebecq but great work by Jackass.
Jackass stands up and beckons Houellebecq to his feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Houellebecq blocks a head kick by Jackass.
A head kick misses from Houellebecq.
Jackass blocks a head kick by Houellebecq.
Houellebecq throws a sloppy head kick
and Jackass cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Houellebecq fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Jackass has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Houellebecq chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Houellebecq scores with a leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Houellebecq scores with a kick to the body.
Houellebecq throws a head kick that half lands.
Houellebecq misses with an attempted mid kick.
Houellebecq forces Jackass back against the cage and clinches.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackass throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Houellebecq dodges an elbow strike from Jackass.
Houellebecq on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Houellebecq is trying to break the clinch but Jackass is controlling him.
Houellebecq with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Jackass managing to block the knees to the body from Houellebecq.
Jackass digs a right hand underneath Houellebecq's ribcage. Houellebecq let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Nice elbow from Jackass.
A right hook to the body lands for Houellebecq.
Houellebecq fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Houellebecq throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Jackass blocks it with crossed arms.
Jackass tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Jackass lands a shoulder strike.
Houellebecq misses with a punch to the body.
Jackass misses with some punches.
Houellebecq breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Houellebecq is looking to slow Jackass down with leg kicks.
Houellebecq punishes Jackass's body with a nice straight punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Houellebecq throws a hook to the side of Jackass's head but Jackass sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Houellebecq misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A low kick from Houellebecq is predictable there
and Jackass counters with a flying knee. Nice.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jackass is looking to clinch.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Houellebecq swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Houellebecq scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Jackass moves into range and clinches up with Houellebecq.
Jackass lands on the inside with an uppercut.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A short left from Houellebecq.
Good body shot from Houellebecq.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Jackass just misses with a elbow thrown towards Houellebecq's brow.
Jackass working Houellebecq over with knees to the body.
Houellebecq misses with a knee strike.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Gegard Houellebecq dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bam Jackass's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Houellebecq clinches.
Jackass throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Jackass tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Houellebecq takes an elbow to the forehead.
Houellebecq throws a punch but it's blocked by Jackass.
Houellebecq lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Houellebecq pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jackass tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Houellebecq lands a nice shot that snaps Jackass's head back.
Gegard Houellebecq seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jackass avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Houellebecq wants to slow Jackass down by chopping away at his legs.
Houellebecq tries a head kick but it misses.
Jackass takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jackass keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Houellebecq. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Houellebecq scores with a nice strike.
Houellebecq cracks Jackass with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Houellebecq looks to land a body kick but Jackass moved away.
Jackass moves out of range of the strikes.
Houellebecq misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Houellebecq throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Houellebecq lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Jackass has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Jackass and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Houellebecq tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jackass avoids a kick to the body.
A slapping leg kick lands for Houellebecq.
Houellebecq throws a leg kick that is checked
and Jackass counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Houellebecq working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Houellebecq has a couple of punches blocked by Jackass.
Jackass lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jackass scores with a shot to the side of Houellebecq's head.
A shot in the inside from Jackass.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Houellebecq misses with a hook from the clinch.
Houellebecq digs a right hand into Jackass's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jackass's gas tank.
Houellebecq goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Houellebecq lands with a short head shot on the inside.
A knee to the head by Jackass.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Houellebecq.
Jackass landing knees to the head.
Houellebecq lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Houellebecq's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Houellebecq wants to land a leg kick but Jackass is out of range.
Houellebecq connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Jackass tries to clinch there but Houellebecq circles away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Houellebecq throws a body shot but no joy.
Houellebecq looks to throw a body kick
and Jackass counters with a head kick.
Houellebecq is rocked!
Houellebecq fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Jackass.
Houellebecq is still on wobbly legs! Can Jackass finish him?
Jackass takes one to the side of the head.
Houellebecq misses with a right hand
and Jackass holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Jackass lands an elbow inside.
Houellebecq misses with a short punch on the inside.
Jackass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Houellebecq scores with an uppercut up the middle.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Houellebecq.
Houellebecq wants to break free but Jackass has control.
Houellebecq throws a head punch that misses.
Houellebecq throws a punch but it's blocked by Jackass.
Jackass comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jackass comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
A left hand lands to the body for Jackass.
Jackass lands an elbow inside.
A right hand to the body from Jackass.
Jackass pulls back and lands a big elbow that stuns Houellebecq! Jackass unloads with more strikes and Houellebecq sinks to his knees! This one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:44 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bam Jackass!
Bam Jackass decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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