PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Osama Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimo Khalua (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Laden's entrance music is The Pilgrim Road. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Laden
vs
Khalua

188 cm
22
299 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

199 cm
21
285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Blitzkrieg Supplements

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Osama Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kimo Khalua!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Laden scores with a nice head shot.

It looks like Kimo Khalua has been cut.
Khalua throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Laden's waist but Laden gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Khalua off to one side.
Khalua throws a jab but it's blocked by Laden.
Khalua has a takedown stuffed.
Laden looks to land a left hand but Khalua moved out of range nicely.
Some wild striking there from Laden.
Nice defenses there by Khalua.
Laden misses with a straight left.
Khalua shoots in but no luck this time.
Osama Laden has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kimo Khalua.
Khalua misses with a straight right.
No luck for Khalua with that takedown attempt.
Laden fakes the body blow, causing Khalua to drop his hands! Left hook to the temple! Khalua goes stiff, and falls face first into the mat. Goodnight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Osama Laden!