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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Turd Anderson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Champ Bombada (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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184 lbs
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175 lbs
32 - 31 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the welterweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Helsinki, Turd Anderson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
32 - 31 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Champ Bombada!
The judges for this bout are Roosa Järviläinen, Matti Vanhoillinen and Marco Blurström.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anderson throws the left hand but Bombada avoids the punch easily.
Anderson has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Tres Puntos FC in the buildup to the fight.
Anderson misses with a right hand
and Bombada counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Anderson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bombada was well out of range. Poor timing from Anderson.
Anderson throws a hook but Bombada blocks it.
Bombada moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Anderson is defended easily by Bombada.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Anderson.
Bombada lands a two punch combo.
Anderson misses with a body shot
and Bombada counters with a left and a right that stings Anderson.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Bombada moves away from the strike by Anderson.
Anderson misses with a takedown attempt
and Bombada counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Turd Anderson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Anderson stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bombada.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson looks to throw the jab but Bombada is out of range.
Anderson swings for the body but Bombada moves out of range.
Bombada fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Anderson misses with a hook.
Champ Bombada is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Bombada on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bombada throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Anderson.
Anderson has a takedown stuffed.
Bombada has worked on his takedown defense in the runup to this fight and it is paying off so far.
Bombada slaps away a takedown attempt from Anderson, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson scores with the left hand. Bombada knows he should have avoided that one.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Anderson shoots in looking for a takedown. Bombada tries to sprawl out of it but Anderson keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Bombada manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Anderson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Bombada throws out the jab.
Anderson looks to score with a jab to the body but Bombada is just out of range.
Bombada cracks Anderson with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bombada uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Anderson has time to react.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Anderson throws a body shot but no joy.
Anderson shoots for a takedown but Bombada saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Bombada takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Anderson misses the shot to the body.
Bombada throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Bombada misses with a body kick.
Anderson looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Bombada lands with a shot to the body.
Bombada throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bombada avoids the body shot from Anderson.
Anderson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Anderson throws a sloppy body shot
and Bombada connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Anderson closes this distance looking for a takedown but Bombada circles away.
Anderson is looking to wear down Bombada with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Anderson throws a hook to the side of Bombada's head but Bombada sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Anderson dodges the punch combination from Bombada.
Anderson takes a swing at Bombada's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bombada lands a glancing blow to the side of Anderson's head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice takedown defense from Bombada. No joy for Anderson on that attempt.
Anderson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bombada.
Horrible takedown attempt by Anderson or perhaps it was just good defense by Bombada, which made it look bad.
Anderson has a takedown stuffed.
Anderson just misses with a punch to the body.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A slow jab from Anderson misses its intended target.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Bombada - that will leave a mark!
A head kick misses from Bombada.
A swing and a miss from Bombada.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Champ Bombada dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Anderson tries to drive through with a takedown attempt but Bombada defends well and Anderson ends up having to push Bombada into the cage where they will battle it out in the clinch.
Bombada tries to circle away but Anderson has him pinned against the cage.
Bombada breaks the clinch.
Anderson misses with a body shot
and Anderson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Bombada looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Anderson looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
We must be close to a standup if these guys don't pick up the pace.
Bombada keeping full guard, as Anderson tries to pass.
Anderson throwing strikes from guard but Bombada blocks nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Anderson throws a strike but Bombada rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.
Bombada tries to stand but Anderson is controlling from the bottom.
Bombada wants to stand and escape but instead Anderson has hit a sweep and he's now on top in guard.
Bombada preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Anderson keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Bombada's head.
Anderson slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Anderson looking to pass the guard.
Anderson advances position into side control!
Anderson has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Anderson in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Bombada is tapping! That's the end of the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:52 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Turd Anderson!
Turd Anderson retains his welterweight title!
After winning the bout, Turd Anderson thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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