PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Wyatt Sargent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Donkey Teeth (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donkey Teeth will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Sargent
vs
Teeth

167 cm
18
177 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

179 cm
25
179 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Wyatt Sargent!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Donkey Teeth!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Tarja Halkonen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sargent takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

It looks like Wyatt Sargent has been cut.

Teeth closes the distance and clinches.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Teeth.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Teeth.
Teeth misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Sargent letting Teeth take a breather here.
A nice right hand lands inside from Teeth.
Teeth lands a body shot in the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Sargent keeps control of Teeth as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sargent prevents a body shot from Teeth.
Sargent displaying some good clinch control by pressing Teeth up against the cage.
Teeth avoiding damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Teeth.
Teeth presses Sargent against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Teeth takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Teeth lands a body punch.
Teeth tries to break free but Sargent pushes him back against the cage.
A short left from Teeth.
Teeth lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Teeth manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Teeth turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Teeth manages to end up in side control.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sargent struggling a bit here.
Teeth is looking to take a break and control but Sargent is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Sargent might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

Teeth has an Americana. Sargent didn't react quickly enough there and he's in big trouble now! He tries to squirm out but is forced to tap! Teeth is delighted and gyrates in front of the ring girls. They seem to like the attention - it'll be interesting to see if Teeth hooks up with any of them at the after show party.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Americana). Donkey Teeth!