PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Christopher Walken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chong Starbowsky Ii comes to the cage accompanied by "SCIENCE OF THE TRIFE". Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Chong Starbowsky Ii
vs
Walken

175 cm
25
186 lbs
7 - 24 - 0

176 cm
29
195 lbs
8 - 3 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Good knees
Experienced

Good wrestler
Lethal high kicks
Good gas tank

AnonymouS

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 24 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeannot Chong Starbowsky Ii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Christopher Walken!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Gregory Folan and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice uppercut lands for Walken. That snapped Chong Starbowsky Ii's head back.
No joy there for Chong Starbowsky Ii, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Walken.
Chong Starbowsky Ii tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Walken counters with a straight right hand.
Chong Starbowsky Ii swinging wildly here.
Chong Starbowsky Ii tries to clinch
letting Walken counter with a right hand.
No joy there for Walken, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Chong Starbowsky Ii tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Walken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Walken lands with a good body shot.
Chong Starbowsky Ii walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Chong Starbowsky Ii shoots in but Walken avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Walken lands with a good body shot.
Chong Starbowsky Ii takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.

Chong Starbowsky Ii is rocked!
Chong Starbowsky Ii get stunned by a cross and takes another one on the button. Chong Starbowsky Ii stumbles backwards and tries to bounce back off the cage but Walken runs in and jumps on him with a leaping lead hook that puts him out! Wow, that was highlight reel stuff! Awesome finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Christopher Walken!
Christopher Walken made sure to mention his sponsor, Backyard Fighting in his post fight interview.