PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Deidara Zetsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and J Breaker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Zetsu comes into the arena with Make Me blaring out of the sound system. Breaker is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hustlin'. Deidara Zetsu has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Zetsu
vs
Breaker

200 cm
29
264 lbs
21 - 13 - 0

185 cm
43
212 lbs
49 - 32 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Deidara Zetsu!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 49 - 32 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, J Breaker!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Jack Bonds.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zetsu misses with a two punch combination.
Nice body punch from Breaker.
Zetsu has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Bruize Brothers in the buildup to the fight.
Breaker feints and then cracks Zetsu's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Zetsu down.
Deidara Zetsu seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Breaker swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Zetsu connects with a good right hand that stumbles Breaker. Breaker circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Breaker attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Zetsu throws a sloppy head kick and Breaker moves out of range easily.
Breaker uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Zetsu.
A slow jab from Zetsu misses its intended target.
Zetsu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Breaker looks to land a body kick but Zetsu moved away.
Zetsu goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Zetsu slips a jab from Breaker.
Breaker takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Breaker turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Zetsu throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Breaker misses with a looping right.
Breaker has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Breaker throws the left hand but Zetsu avoids the punch easily.
Zetsu throws a head kick that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zetsu lands a jab to Breaker's midsection.
Zetsu lands a nice leg kick that just misses Breaker's sensitive parts.
Zetsu scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Breaker tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Zetsu is able to avoid easily.
Zetsu throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Breaker.
Breaker throws a low kick but Zetsu moves out of range easily.
Zetsu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Breaker.
Nice shot lands for Breaker.
Zetsu throws a quick inside leg kick.
Breaker delivers a nice body kick.
Zetsu moves away from the strike by Breaker.
Good exchange - Zetsu coming out on top.
A slapping leg kick lands for Breaker.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Breaker throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Zetsu throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Breaker fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Zetsu manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Zetsu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Zetsu tries a head kick but it misses.
Breaker moves out of range of the body kick.
Zetsu missing with a left hand there. Breaker was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Breaker blocks a jab.
Breaker throws a right and a left that Zetsu avoids nicely.
Breaker pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Breaker.
Breaker blocks the body kick.
Breaker throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Zetsu misses with a low kick.
Zetsu lands a nice looking kick to the body. Breaker takes a step back to recover.
Breaker tries a low kick but Zetsu avoids it.
Breaker is looking to land body kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu wants to clinch but Breaker slips to the side
and Breaker counters with a lovely straight right hand!

It looks like Deidara Zetsu has been cut.
Breaker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Breaker throws a hook but Zetsu blocks it.
A bone on bone clash there as Zetsu blocks the leg kick.
Zetsu is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Breaker.
Zetsu moves out of range of the body kick.
Zetsu tries to score with a low kick but Breaker moves his leg out of the way.
Zetsu's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Breaker connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Zetsu scrambles back to his feet.
Zetsu waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Breaker.
Zetsu checks a leg kick nicely.
Zetsu uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Breaker.
Zetsu avoids a low kick by using good footwork.

Breaker moves into the clinch.
Breaker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Zetsu backwards.
Breaker softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Breaker lands a nice uppercut.
Breaker tries to circle away but Zetsu has him pinned against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zetsu lands a knee to the body.
Breaker working hard to break the clinch.
A bit of stalling here from Zetsu.
Breaker misses with a body punch.
A left hand lands to the body for Breaker.
Breaker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Zetsu blocks an uppercut.
Zetsu gets through Breaker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Zetsu stalls.
Zetsu lands a knee to the head.

It looks like J Breaker has been cut.
Zetsu with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Zetsu putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Breaker in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Breaker looks winded!
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Breaker on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Zetsu blocks an uppercut.
Zetsu scores with a shot to the side of Breaker's head.
Zetsu throws a knee to the head but misses.
Zetsu looking to throw knees to the head but Breaker is blocking nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Deidara Zetsu will probably get the nod.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Zetsu's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Breaker takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Zetsu misses with a looping right.
Zetsu keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Breaker throws out a powerful jab.

Breaker closes the distance and clinches.
Zetsu stalling in the clinch.
Deidara Zetsu has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Zetsu blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Zetsu blocking some punches.
Breaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Zetsu connects with a knee to the head.
A short left from Zetsu.

Breaker pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Breaker misses the jab.
Zetsu lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Zetsu scores with a push kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Zetsu connects with a looping right hand.
Zetsu moves in looking to clinch but Breaker pushes him off.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zetsu tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Zetsu wants to clinch up but Breaker keeps it at a distance.
A jab lands there for Zetsu.
Breaker sizes up Zetsu with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Deidara Zetsu is winning the standup battle so far.
Zetsu throws a good cross that connects.
Breaker uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Zetsu.
Zetsu is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
A slow jab from Breaker misses its intended target.
Breaker looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Zetsu stuns Breaker with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Breaker circles away from the clinch attempt
and Breaker connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Breaker throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Zetsu sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Breaker is looking to slow Zetsu down with leg kicks.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Breaker throws a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good standup being displayed there by Breaker as he connects with a hook.
Breaker scores with a leg kick.
Nice body punch from Zetsu.
Breaker blocks a head kick by Zetsu.
Zetsu throws a low kick but Breaker moves out of range easily.
Breaker throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Zetsu closes the distance but Breaker moves to the side
and Breaker counters with a stiff right hand.
Breaker blocks a head kick by Zetsu.
Breaker takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Zetsu cracks Breaker with a right hand to the side of the head.
Zetsu throws a nice inside leg kick.
Zetsu throws a low kick but Breaker moves out of range easily.
Jab by Zetsu.
Zetsu tries to land a front kick but Breaker steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Breaker blocks a head kick by Zetsu.
Zetsu avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Breaker takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Breaker bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Breaker misses with a straight left.
Breaker stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Zetsu.
Breaker tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Zetsu throws a body punch but Breaker moves out of range.
Zetsu pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Breaker checks the leg kick nicely there.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Breaker.
Zetsu tries to land a body kick
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Zetsu walks into a left hand.
Zetsu throws a right and a left that both miss.
Zetsu throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Breaker thumps Zetsu with a low kick.
Breaker missing with a left hand there. Zetsu was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Zetsu wants to clinch but Breaker slips to the side
letting Breaker counter with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Zetsu lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Breaker uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Zetsu.
Zetsu is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Breaker throws the left hand but Zetsu avoids the punch easily.
Zetsu turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Breaker thuds a left hand into Zetsu's body.
Zetsu throws a body punch but Breaker moves out of range.
Zetsu is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Zetsu misses the jab.
Breaker throws the kick towards the body but Zetsu avoids it.
Zetsu scores with a hook to the body. Breaker takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Zetsu misses with an uppercut. Breaker saw that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Deidara Zetsu dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Zetsu clinches up against the cage.
Zetsu is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Breaker is defending well for now.
A right hook to the body lands for Breaker.
Zetsu misses with the head strike.
A nice left hand lands by Breaker.
Breaker avoiding damage as Zetsu throws knees to the body.
Breaker lands a hook to the side of the head.
Breaker blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Zetsu throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Breaker blocks it with crossed arms.
Breaker digs a right hand into Zetsu's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Zetsu's gas tank.

Breaker breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Breaker looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Breaker tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Zetsu was well out of range. Poor timing from Breaker.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A clash of legs there as Breaker blocks the low kick.
Breaker checks a leg kick.
Zetsu misses with a looping left.
Breaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zetsu moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zetsu wants to clinch.
Breaker smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Breaker walks into a jab.
Zetsu chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Breaker lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Zetsu at a distance.
Breaker connects with a right hand. Zetsu shakes it off.
Zetsu throws a head kick that misses.
Zetsu misses with a leg kick.
Zetsu moves away from the strike by Breaker.
Breaker connects with a good right hand that stumbles Zetsu. Zetsu circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Zetsu misses with a hook. Breaker ducked under it nicely.
Breaker lands a leg kick that knocks Zetsu off balance momentarily.
Zetsu ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Breaker moves away.
J Breaker has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Breaker scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A telegraphed right hand from Zetsu misses the target.
Zetsu goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Zetsu lands with a thumping leg kick.
Breaker ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Zetsu moves away.
Zetsu throws a hook but Breaker blocks it.

Breaker cracks Zetsu with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Zetsu looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Breaker finish him?

Zetsu is rocked!

Deidara Zetsu's cut is getting worse.
Zetsu takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Oh Zetsu is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Zetsu lands a slapping body shot.
Zetsu seems to have got his legs back now.
Breaker keeps the fight on the outside.

Breaker lands a big uppercut and Zetsu crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Zetsu looks OK. Breaker waves Zetsu back to his feet!
Zetsu lets loose with a powerful body kick. Breaker will feel that in the morning.
Breaker goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zetsu misses with a series of wild punches.

Breaker gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
A left hand lands to the body for Breaker.
Breaker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Zetsu backwards.
Zetsu content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Breaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zetsu goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A shot in the inside from Breaker.
Deidara Zetsu is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Breaker misses with a body punch.
Breaker misses with a body punch.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zetsu.
Breaker tries to break free but Zetsu pushes him back against the cage.
Zetsu blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Zetsu blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Zetsu.
Breaker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Breaker tries to throw a body punch but Zetsu avoids it by throwing Breaker back against the cage.
Breaker misses with a punch on the inside.
Breaker is trying to break the clinch but Zetsu is controlling him.
A right handed body shot lands from Breaker.
Breaker has a couple of punches blocked by Zetsu.
Breaker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Zetsu backwards.
Zetsu lands a hook to the side of the head.
Breaker misses with the head strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Breaker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Zetsu blocks a body shot from Breaker.
Nice body punch from Breaker - that landed with a thud.

And that's the end of the fight!
J Breaker comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Zetsu has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by split decision... Deidara Zetsu!
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