PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yorick Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is All Within My Hands. This should be fireworks!

Cartman
vs
Brown

199 cm
32
283 lbs
19 - 13 - 0

183 cm
28
245 lbs
19 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, Yorick Brown!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman tries to clinch there but Brown circles away.
Cartman tries to clinch

and Brown counters with a crisp one two that drops Cartman! Brown thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Cartman to his feet! Cartman is in big trouble!
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Eric Cartman seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brown scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cartman wants to clinch but Brown slips to the side
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.

Cartman throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Brown tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Cartman is in Brown's guard.
Brown avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Brown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Brown has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Cartman has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
Cartman throwing strikes from guard but Brown blocks nicely.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman throwing strikes but missing.
Cartman postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Brown keeps it at a distance.
Brown slips a jab and a cross from Cartman.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Brown pushes him off.
Brown swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Brown throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Brown throws a low kick but Cartman moves out of range easily.
Cartman tries to clinch but Brown is having none of it.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Brown circles away.
Cartman lands a glancing blow to the side of Brown's head.
Brown circles away from the clinch attempt
and Brown counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Cartman scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Brown looks to score with a jab to the body but Cartman is just out of range.
Brown throws a lazy right hand but Cartman sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Cartman closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Brown to the mat! Brown manages to get full guard.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Cartman accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Cartman working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Cartman in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Cartman throws a big elbow that misses.
Brown keeping moving, preventing Cartman from controlling successfully.
Cartman throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Brown works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Cartman throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Cartman throws an elbow that misses. Brown uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Cartman's guard. Nice move by Brown!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
Cartman looking for a sweep. Not yet Cartman, not yet.
Cartman controls Brown momentarily but Brown frees himself.
Brown looking to pass the guard.
Cartman wants to control but Brown passes easily into half guard.
Cartman regains full guard. Nicely done.
Brown slips nicely into half guard, despite the strikes coming from Cartman.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Yorick Brown will probably get the nod.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Brown looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
Good standup being displayed there by Brown as he connects with a hook.
Cartman wants to clinch.
Brown throws a shot from downtown. Cartman moves away and avoids it.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Brown throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cartman on the side of the head.

Cartman drives through with a takedown into Brown's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
Cartman is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Cartman with a flurry of punches that miss.
Cartman throws a strike but Brown rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Cartman looking to hit a scissor sweep but Brown is one step ahead there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown tries to free his leg and advance position but Cartman is retaining full guard.
Cartman tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Brown slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Cartman will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Cartman is striking from the bottom but Brown uses the opportunity to pass into half guard.
Cartman tries to get to full guard but Brown has control of the leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Cartman is looking to control Brown's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Cartman avoid being mounted?
Eric Cartman overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Cartman is pressing down on Brown's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
Cartman wants to improve his position but instead Brown has moved into half guard.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Cartman is looking to escape.
Cartman trying desperately to get back to his feet here but he's not having any joy at all. He's going to tire himself out if he's not careful.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Brown swats away the attempt to clinch by Cartman.

Cartman moves into the clinch successfully.
Cartman is trying to maintain a safe position but Brown gets an underhook and turns Cartman into the cage.
Brown tries to throw a body punch but Cartman avoids it by throwing Brown back against the cage.
Brown blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Brown misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Brown dodges an elbow strike from Cartman.
Nice body punch from Brown.
Cartman lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cartman lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brown backwards.
Cartman lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman misses with some punches.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cartman trying to control the position but instead, Brown has worked for underhooks and has pushed Cartman into the cage.
Cartman throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Cartman lands with a right to the head.
Brown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Brown fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman misses with an elbow over the top.
Cartman looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Cartman trying to land knees to the body.
Brown goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman working aggressively here.
Cartman tries a body shot but Brown blocks it.
A short uppercut from Cartman.
Cartman misses with a hook to the ribs.
Cartman throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brown avoiding damage as Cartman throws knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Eric Cartman dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat.
Brown catches Cartman with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Brown with a jab.
Cartman doesn't manage to clinch there - Brown circles away.
Cartman closes the distance but Brown moves to the side
and Brown counters with a two punch combo.

Cartman drives through and clinches with Brown against the cage.
Brown is working Cartman over against the cage.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Brown misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Brown.
Brown blocks an uppercut.
Brown swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Brown lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Cartman crunches a lovely knee into Brown's ribcage.
Eric Cartman has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Brown managing to block the knees to the body from Cartman.

Brown pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Brown throws a good cross that connects.
A slow jab from Brown misses its intended target.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
The fight stays on the outside here - Cartman looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Cartman wants to clinch up but Brown keeps it at a distance.
Cartman tries to clinch up.
Cartman is looking to clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Brown looks to land a left hand but Cartman moved out of range nicely.
Brown throws a leg kick that misses.
Cartman tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Brown counters with a left to the body.
Cartman moves in looking to clinch but Brown pushes him off.
Cartman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch but Brown swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Brown.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cartman moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Yorick Brown seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Cartman is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

Cartman has closed the distance and engaged Brown in a clinch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Brown escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Cartman fails in his attempt to clinch.
Yorick Brown is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cartman ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cartman takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cartman throws a low kick but it's checked well by Brown.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Brown, right into the meat.
Cartman fails with an attempt to clinch.
Cartman tries to clinch up but Brown circles away and keeps his distance.
Cartman slips a straight right by Brown.
Cartman staying out of range there.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Brown lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Cartman has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Cartman and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Brown throws a body shot but no joy.
Brown misses with a looping right.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cartman misses with a head kick.
Cartman cracks Brown with an open hand slap.

Cartman gets in close and instigates a clinch.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cartman.
Brown tries to break the clinch but Cartman is controlling the position.
Brown lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cartman misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Brown goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cartman pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Cartman misses with a short punch on the inside.
Brown blocks a body shot from Cartman.
Cartman misses with an elbow strike.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Brown.
Cartman fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cartman swings wildly with an uppercut but Brown uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brown controlling the action here for a moment.

Brown breaks from the clinch.
Cartman tries to close the distance and clinch up but Brown swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Brown fakes the leg kick and cracks Cartman in the body.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.

Cartman has Brown up against the cage in a clinch.
Cartman lands a body punch.
Brown takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Brown's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Cartman has picked Brown up - he's going for a ride! Cartman dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Cartman not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Cartman throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Cartman misses with a head shot. Brown uses the momentum to regain guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yorick Brown comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Brown has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 28:29
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 28:29
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 29:29

In favor of your winner, by majority decision... Yorick Brown!
An out of breath Yorick Brown thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.