PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight kickboxing rules bout between Feyd Rautha Harkonnen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bong Toe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Harkonnen's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Headstones-Heart of Darkness. Toe has chosen 2Pac - Under Pressure as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

Rautha Harkonnen
vs
Toe

167 cm
36
145 lbs
22 - 10 - 1

162 cm
36
86 lbs
19 - 8 - 1

World class boxer
Insanely flexible

World class MT
Granite chin

Milwaukee's Best 160 (85% laundry)
Master Lee's One Stop

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 22 - 10 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Feyd Rautha Harkonnen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 8 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bong Toe!
The judges for this bout are William Gold, Steven Brown and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Harkonnen goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Harkonnen catches Toe with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Toe bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Toe takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Toe throws out a leg kick but Harkonnen moves out of range and Toe only half commits.
Toe fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Harkonnen.
Harkonnen connects with a good right hand that stumbles Toe. Toe circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Toe is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Harkonnen on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Toe throws the left hand but Harkonnen avoids the punch easily.
A slow jab from Toe misses its intended target.
Harkonnen walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Harkonnen takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Harkonnen fakes the leg kick and cracks Toe in the body.
Toe throws a low kick but it's checked well by Harkonnen.
Toe lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Toe dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Harkonnen. That did some damage!
Harkonnen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Harkonnen throws a jab but it's blocked by Toe.
Toe misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkonnen throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Donk. Harkonnen catches Toe right on the button with a cross.
Toe tries a head kick but it misses.
Nice defenses there by Toe.
Harkonnen avoids the body shot from Toe.
Toe blocks the body kick.

Toe gets tackled into the ropes by Harkonnen. Harkonnen maintains the clinch.
Toe lands a hook to the side of the head.

Toe pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Toe showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Harkonnen.
Nice defenses there by Toe.
Harkonnen fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Toe fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Harkonnen checks it well.
Toe is looking to land body kicks.
Toe swings widly with a right hand

and Harkonnen counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Harkonnen.
Harkonnen avoiding damage as Toe throws knees to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Harkonnen dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the ropes.
Harkonnen crunches a lovely knee into Toe's ribcage.

Toe manages to break the clinch.
That kick from Toe tenderised Harkonnen's leg. Harkonnen is trying to keep his angry face on.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Harkonnen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Toe lands a jab to the head.
Harkonnen throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Harkonnen throws a body punch but Toe moves out of range.
Harkonnen checks a leg kick nicely.
Toe swats away the attempt to clinch by Harkonnen.
Toe moves out of range as Harkonnen throws a body kick.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Toe moves away from the strike by Harkonnen.
Toe on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Toe motions for Harkonnen to come forward. Toe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Toe has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Toe there as he acknowledges the shot.
Harkonnen throws a leg kick that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Feyd Rautha Harkonnen dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Harkonnen looks to score with a jab to the body but Toe is just out of range.
Harkonnen throws a head kick that misses.
Toe throws a body kick that misses.
Toe throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Harkonnen swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Toe, right into the meat.
Harkonnen misses with a low kick.
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen is winning the standup battle so far.
Toe fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Harkonnen throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Toe.
Harkonnen takes a swing at Toe's ribcage but misses.
Harkonnen blocks a head kick by Toe.
Toe paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Harkonnen throws a push kick but Toe slaps the foot to one side.
Toe ducks right into an uppercut from Harkonnen.
A clash of legs there as Harkonnen blocks the low kick.
Toe throws a lazy head kick
and Harkonnen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Harkonnen checks a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Harkonnen keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Toe throws out a leg kick but Harkonnen moves out of range and Toe only half commits.
Harkonnen throws a hook to the side of Toe's head but Toe sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Harkonnen bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Harkonnen takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Harkonnen feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Toe's calf.
Toe motions for Harkonnen to come forward. Toe throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Toe looks to score with a jab to the body but Harkonnen is just out of range.
Harkonnen throws a leg kick
and Toe counters with a thumping low kick.
Harkonnen throws a looping overhand right but Toe ducks down to avoid it.
Harkonnen throws a body punch but Toe moves out of range.
Toe throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Harkonnen.
Harkonnen misses the body punch
and Toe counters with a body kick.
Toe jabs at Harkonnen's body.
That kick from Toe tenderised Harkonnen's leg. Harkonnen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Harkonnen moves out of range as Toe strikes.
Toe scores with a jab to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toe avoids the body shot from Harkonnen.
Toe ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Harkonnen throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Harkonnen throws a body kick that misses.
Toe jabs at Harkonnen's body.
Toe wants to land a leg kick but Harkonnen is out of range.
Toe uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Harkonnen.
Toe misses the shot to the body.
Toe will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

Harkonnen clinches up with Toe and pushes him back against the ropes.
Harkonnen tries to land knees in the clinch but Toe avoids the damage to the body.
Toe connects with a knee to the head.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Harkonnen tries a knee to the head but Toe blocks it.
Toe connects with a nasty looking knee right to Harkonnen's face.
Toe lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Toe tries to break free but Harkonnen pushes him back against the ropes.
Harkonnen stalling in the clinch but Toe improves position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bong Toe showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the ring so we can get back down to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

Harkonnen works the jab nicely.
Toe bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Harkonnen misses with a wild combination.
Toe scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Harkonnen pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Harkonnen swinging wildly here.
Harkonnen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Toe swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Harkonnen. Toe does a little dance to reset his feet.
Harkonnen misses with a body shot.
Toe thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Harkonnen if he has to take too many more of those.
Toe lands a nice hook to Harkonnen's body. Harkonnen takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Harkonnen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Harkonnen pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
The fighters circling - Toe throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Toe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harkonnen.
Jab from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A lazy body kick from Harkonnen
and Toe counters with a low kick, right behind Harkonnen 's knee.
That kick from Toe tenderised Harkonnen's leg. Harkonnen is trying to keep his angry face on.
Harkonnen is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Toe checks the leg kick.
Toe takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Harkonnen lands a high kick!
Harkonnen looks to land a left hand but Toe moved out of range nicely.
Harkonnen is looking to clinch.
Toe uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Harkonnen.
Harkonnen moves out of range of the body kick.
Harkonnen misses with a combination
and Toe counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Harkonnen tried to score with a low kick but Toe checks it.
Toe feints and then cracks Harkonnen's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Harkonnen down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Toe throws a jab but it's blocked by Harkonnen.
Harkonnen takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Toe connects with a leg kick. Harkonnen looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Toe pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A nice inside leg kick there by Toe. That's going to slow Harkonnen down.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Toe scores with a spinning back kick!
Toe scores with a hook.
Harkonnen avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Some wild striking there from Toe.
Harkonnen on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Toe keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Harkonnen.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Toe keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Harkonnen throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Toe counters with a left to the body.
Harkonnen throws a right hand that misses
and Toe counters with a series of strikes. Harkonnen will be more careful next time no doubt.
A slow jab from Toe misses its intended target.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bong Toe comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Toe has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge William Gold scores the fight 28:29
Judge Steven Brown scores the fight 28:29
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bong Toe!
Bong Toe thanked the fans post fight for their support.