PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rolen Spliffs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mickey O Neil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Spliffs comes to the cage accompanied by Ice Cube - Smoke Some Weed. O Neil has chosen Golden Brown as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Spliffs
vs
O Neil

190 cm
41
210 lbs
56 - 19 - 2

188 cm
38
217 lbs
36 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Conquer

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 56 - 19 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rolen Spliffs!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 36 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mickey O Neil!
The judges for this bout are Andrew Berry, Paul Tew and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
O Neil throws a quick inside leg kick.
Spliffs tries to clinch but O Neil is having none of it.
O Neil looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Spliffs avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spliffs rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and O Neil counters with a good, hard body kick but Spliffs shrugs it off.
Rolen Spliffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Spliffs moves out of range of the leg kick from O Neil.
Spliffs throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.

It looks like Mickey O Neil has been cut.
A slapping leg kick lands for O Neil.
O Neil misses with an attempted mid kick.
Spliffs moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
O Neil scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Spliffs doesn't seem bothered though.
Spliffs misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from O Neil.
O Neil has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from O Neil there as he acknowledges the shot.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
O Neil throws a quick inside leg kick.

Spliffs closes the distance and clinches.
O Neil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
A short left from O Neil.
O Neil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Spliffs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spliffs misses with a short punch on the inside.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Spliffs.
O Neil prevents a body shot from Spliffs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Spliffs presses O Neil against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Spliffs scores with a shoulder strike.
Spliffs tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
O Neil prevents a body shot from Spliffs.
A body shot lands from Spliffs.
Nice body punch from Spliffs.
O Neil misses with a shot to the kidneys.
O Neil trying to control the position but instead, Spliffs has worked for underhooks and has pushed O Neil into the cage.
Spliffs lands a right hand that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.
O Neil misses with a hook to the ribs.
Spliffs lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Spliffs lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

O Neil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
O Neil takes a shot to the body in his stride.
O Neil is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
O Neil wants to clinch.
O Neil lands with an uppercut that bounces Spliffs off the cage and back into range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Spliffs lands with a thumping leg kick.
Spliffs looks to throw the jab but O Neil is out of range.
Spliffs lands with an uppercut that bounces O Neil off the cage and back into range.
Spliffs ducks down and throws a hook to the body but O Neil moves away.
Spliffs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That kick from O Neil tenderised Spliffs's leg. Spliffs is trying to keep his angry face on.
Spliffs looks to land a left hand but O Neil moved out of range nicely.
The fighters circling - Spliffs throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
O Neil throws a quick inside leg kick.
Spliffs looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
O Neil has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Spliffs finds it's way round the side to connect with O Neil's head.
O Neil lands a glancing blow to the side of Spliffs's head.
A big left from Spliffs misses.
A big left from O Neil misses.
Spliffs takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Spliffs on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by O Neil. O Neil obviously looking to wear him down.
O Neil throws a front kick that sends Spliffs stumbling back into the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
O Neil lands a right hook to the body.

Spliffs clinches up against the cage.
O Neil lands a hook to the side of the head.
Spliffs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Neil's elbow.
A head punch blocked on the inside by O Neil.
Spliffs lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Spliffs fails to land.
O Neil works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Spliffs struggles to land a body shot inside as O Neil controls his hands.
Spliffs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Neil's elbow.
Spliffs lands a shoulder strike.
O Neil scores with a shoulder strike.
O Neil misses with a punch on the inside.

O Neil escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
O Neil slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
O Neil avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Spliffs misses with a body kick.
O Neil takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Spliffs steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from O Neil. That one must have hurt.
Spliffs throws a body kick that misses.
O Neil connects with an inside leg kick.
Spliffs pulls out of a head kick attempt.
O Neil closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Spliffs throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Spliffs throws a hook but O Neil blocks it.
O Neil moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Spliffs displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as O Neil throws out the jab.
A left and a right from O Neil both land. Nice combination.
Spliffs misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Spliffs throws a poor cross that misses
and O Neil counters with a leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Spliffs thows a left - swing and a miss!
Spliffs tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Spliffs fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and O Neil has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
O Neil lands with a straight right. Spliffs didn't see that one coming.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Rolen Spliffs will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Mickey O Neil's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

O Neil throws a nice head kick!
Spliffs misses with a body kick.
Spliffs throws a lazy right hand but O Neil sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
A leg kick checked by Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Spliffs checks a leg kick.
O Neil lands with an overhand left.
Spliffs throws a body shot but no joy.
Spliffs slips under a jab from O Neil.
O Neil slips a jab from Spliffs.
O Neil catches Spliffs with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Spliffs cracks a nice hook into O Neil's ribs.
A nice leg kick lands there from O Neil.
O Neil avoids a punch combination nicely.
O Neil throws a body shot but no joy.
O Neil lands with a right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
O Neil misses with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Spliffs darts in and clinches O Neil up against the cage.
Spliffs misses with a hook from the clinch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
O Neil misses with some punches.
O Neil stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
O Neil trying to land knees to the body.
Nice body punch from Spliffs.
Spliffs has a couple of punches blocked by O Neil.
Spliffs struggles to land a body shot inside as O Neil controls his hands.
Spliffs pushes O Neil back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
O Neil is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
O Neil trying to stall but Spliffs improves his position.
Spliffs is working O Neil over against the cage.
O Neil trying to control the position but instead, Spliffs has worked for underhooks and has pushed O Neil into the cage.
Spliffs has a couple of punches blocked by O Neil.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt O Neil or not.
O Neil tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Spliffs misses with a hook to the ribs.
O Neil swings wildly with an uppercut but Spliffs uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short body shot lands from Spliffs as the two fighters clinch.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Spliffs.
O Neil is breathing heavily.
A short body shot lands from Spliffs as the two fighters clinch.
O Neil can't find room to land a body shot as Spliffs controls the action.
O Neil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice left hand lands by Spliffs.
O Neil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Spliffs tries a body shot but O Neil blocks it.
O Neil tries to circle away but Spliffs has him pinned against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Spliffs fails to land.
O Neil is looking to break free of the clinch but Spliffs has double underhooks.
O Neil prevents a body shot from Spliffs.
Spliffs blocks an elbow strike.
Spliffs blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

O Neil breaks the clinch.
Spliffs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
O Neil swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Spliffs swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
O Neil looks for the body kick but Spliffs saw that one coming.
Nice jab there from Spliffs.
Spliffs checks a leg kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Spliffs looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Spliffs takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Spliffs lands a nice hook to O Neil's body. O Neil takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
O Neil uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Spliffs.

O Neil closes the distance and pushes Spliffs back into the cage.
O Neil pushes Spliffs back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
O Neil stalling.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Spliffs.
Spliffs is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Spliffs works on O Neil's body with a couple of short punches.
Spliffs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Spliffs lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.
Nice body punch from Spliffs.
A head punch on the inside from O Neil fails to land.
Spliffs lands a hook that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.
Spliffs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Spliffs tries a body shot but O Neil blocks it.
O Neil is trying to break the clinch but Spliffs has him pressed against the cage.
Spliffs tries a body shot but O Neil blocks it.
Rolen Spliffs has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Spliffs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Neil's elbow.
Spliffs throws a blind hook that connects with the side of O Neils head.
O Neil stalling.
Spliffs throws a blind hook that connects with the side of O Neils head.
Spliffs lands a hook that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.
Spliffs lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
O Neil takes a shot to the head.
Spliffs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spliffs has a couple of punches blocked by O Neil.
O Neil's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rolen Spliffs dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Mickey O Neil's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Spliffs throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
O Neil scores with a nice head shot.
O Neil cracks Spliffs with a good jab.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
O Neil prevents a body shot from Spliffs.
O Neil wants to stall.
O Neil is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Spliffs has denied him.
O Neil blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Spliffs misses with a short punch on the inside.
Spliffs lands with a short head shot on the inside.
O Neil's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spliffs lands a body punch in the clinch.
Spliffs goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A short right from Spliffs on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
O Neil blocks an uppercut.
A head punch blocked on the inside by O Neil.
O Neil wants to stall.
O Neil pushes off an throws an elbow but Spliffs leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Spliffs blocks an uppercut.
Spliffs is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that O Neil can do to turn this around?
A right handed body shot lands from Spliffs.
O Neil takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Spliffs throws a punch but it's blocked by O Neil.
Spliffs tries to work over O Neil's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Spliffs lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right from Spliffs.
O Neil taking a breather.
Spliffs softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
O Neil throws a punch but it's blocked by Spliffs.
Spliffs tries a body shot but O Neil blocks it.
O Neil lands a shot to the body.
Spliffs misses with a shot to the kidneys.
O Neil swings wildly with an uppercut but Spliffs uses good head movement to avoid it.
Mickey O Neil has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
O Neil lands a hook that snaps the head of Spliffs backwards.
Spliffs stalling in the clinch but O Neil improves position.
O Neil has a couple of punches blocked by Spliffs.
Spliffs stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Spliffs lands an uppercut.
Spliffs lands with a short punch from the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Spliffs is leaning against O Neil and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Spliffs working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Spliffs lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Spliffs doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Spliffs controlling the action here for a moment.
O Neil lands with a right to the head.
Spliffs lands an uppercut.
O Neil misses with a hook from the clinch.
Spliffs scores with a shot to the side of O Neil's head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs scores with an uppercut up the middle.
O Neil's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Spliffs tries to throw a body punch but O Neil avoids it by throwing Spliffs back against the cage.
Spliffs cracks O Neil with a nice body shot.
A nice left hand lands by Spliffs.

O Neil is rocked!
Spliffs is leaning against O Neil and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
O Neil is still on wobbly legs! Can Spliffs finish him?
Spliffs cracks O Neil with a nice body shot.
A left hand lands to the body for Spliffs.
Spliffs tries a body shot but O Neil blocks it.
Spliffs presses O Neil against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Spliffs lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of O Neil backwards.
Spliffs lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Spliffs tried to land a shot to the body but connects with O Neil's elbow.
O Neil being controlled against the cage.
O Neil stalling in the clinch but Spliffs improves position.
Spliffs working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Spliffs is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
Spliffs is stalling here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Spliffs throws a punch but it's blocked by O Neil.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
O Neil is working Spliffs over against the cage.
O Neil seems to have recovered his senses.

O Neil breaks from the clinch.
Spliffs tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and O Neil is able to avoid easily.
O Neil throws a body punch but Spliffs moves out of range.
O Neil throws a body shot but no joy.
O Neil throws a body punch but Spliffs moves out of range.
O Neil looks to land a body kick but Spliffs moved away.
O Neil throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Spliffs.
O Neil gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Spliffs.
O Neil has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Spliffs.
Spliffs throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent O Neil stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Spliffs misses with a head kick.
O Neil looks to land a left hand but Spliffs moved out of range nicely.
Rolen Spliffs is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Spliffs connects with a solid leg kick.
Spliffs tries to clinch but O Neil is having none of it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Rolen Spliffs showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Spliffs, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 30:27
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rolen Spliffs!
Post fight, Rolen Spliffs stared into the camera and said 'After all dis time...i finally won a championship! Ay...Y'all ain't got no idea how much dis really mean to me...never underestimate the power of Mary Jane! '.