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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Happy Forclit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fritz Haarmann (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Forclit comes to the cage accompanied by Trouble. Haarmann comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Macabre - Fritz Haarmann The Butcher kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Fritz Haarmann has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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215 lbs
9 - 2 - 0 |
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190 cm
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210 lbs
15 - 1 - 0 |
Abu Dhabi Champ
Solid boxing
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
Counter fighter
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Happy Forclit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
15 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Fritz Haarmann!
The judges for this bout are Saam Ante, Wagner Zegers and Aafke Stam.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Haarmann takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
A big left from Forclit misses.
Haarmann manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Forclit on his heels. He'll look to pass Forclit's guard now, I'm sure.
Haarmann is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Haarmann tries to free his leg and advance position but Forclit is retaining full guard.
Forclit keeping moving, preventing Haarmann from controlling successfully.
Forclit controlling the position.
Haarmann tries to free his leg and advance position but Forclit is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haarmann trying to control the position from guard on top but Forclit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Forclit is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Forclit working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Haarmann doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Haarmann manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Haarmann avoids a guillotine attempt easily.
Haarmann is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Forclit working for a triangle but Haarmann defends it easily.
Forclit keeping moving, preventing Haarmann from controlling successfully.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Haarmann tries to free his leg and advance position but Forclit is retaining full guard.
Haarmann trying to control the position from guard on top but Forclit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Forclit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Haarmann.
Forclit throws out a loose jab but Haarmann uses good head movement to avoid it.
Haarmann tries for a takedown but Forclit sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forclit clinches.
Forclit lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Haarmann.
A short left from Forclit.
Forclit goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Forclit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Haarmann blocking some punches.
Haarmann tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Forclit just stands there and leans against the cage.
Forclit misses with some punches.
Haarmann tries to pull guard but Forclit holds him up against the cage and eventually Haarmann drops back down to his feet.
Happy Forclit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fritz Haarmann.
A body shot lands from Forclit.
Haarmann jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Forclit walks away with a smile on his face. Haarmann gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Forclit connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Haarmann slips a straight right by Forclit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Forclit lands with a cross.
Forclit throws a shot from downtown. Haarmann moves away and avoids it.
Forclit will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Haarmann fails with a takedown attempt.
Forclit looks to land a right hand but Haarmann moved out of range.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Haarmann shoots in for a double leg but Forclit sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Happy Forclit seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Forclit misses with a straight left.
Nice defenses there by Haarmann.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Happy Forclit dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!
Haarmann slips a straight right by Forclit.
Haarmann misses with a looping right.
Forclit throws a body shot but no joy.
Haarmann shoots for a double leg takedown but Forclit sprawls well. He's pushed Haarmann's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Forclit misses with a hook. Haarmann ducked under it nicely.
Forclit with a nice cross.
The fighters circling - Haarmann throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Forclit throws a lazy uppercut
so Haarmann counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haarmann stays in close to Forclit's body and controls the position.
Haarmann trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Forclit seems to have improved his submission grappling technique since last time we saw him. Let's see if he can pull off a submission.
Forclit working a defensive guard here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Forclit is looking for a triangle but Haarmann pushes his legs off easily.
Haarmann trying to control the position from guard on top but Forclit is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Forclit working a defensive guard but Haarmann passes into half guard.
Forclit tries to get to full guard but Haarmann has control of the leg.
Forclit is controlling Haarmann's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Haarmann wants to lay and pray for a moment but Forclit keeps working.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Forclit has his hands clasped together around Haarmann's back. He's all about the action.
Forclit looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Haarmann wants to lay and pray for a moment but Forclit keeps working.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
A big right from Forclit misses.
Haarmann takes one to the side of the head.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Haarmann avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Haarmann tries to score a power double leg takedown but Forclit sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Haarmann somewhat.
Haarmann fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Happy Forclit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fritz Haarmann.
Forclit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Haarmann.
Forclit lands a jab.
Haarmann waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Forclit.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Forclit doesn't manage to clinch there - Haarmann circles away.
Haarmann gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Forclit.
Forclit fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A punch combination from Forclit misses.
Haarmann avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Haarmann stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Haarmann closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Forclit quickly recovers to half guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Forclit controlling the leg, holding on to half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Haarmann is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Happy Forclit will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Forclit stuffs the takedown attempt from Haarmann. Haarmann gets slowly back to his feet.
Forclit lands with a nice body punch.
Haarmann tries for a takedown but Forclit sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Haarmann ducks under a wild hook from Forclit.
Forclit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Haarmann shoots for a takedown but Forclit saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Happy Forclit has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fritz Haarmann.
Forclit lands a body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Forclit lands a really nice looking cross but Haarmann seems unphased.
Horrible takedown attempt by Haarmann or perhaps it was just good defense by Forclit, which made it look bad.
Good leg kick by Forclit there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Forclit lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Haarmann keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Haarmann dives in for a single leg takedown but Forclit sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Forclit creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Haarmann looking to stall.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Forclit takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Fritz Haarmann has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Forclit.
Forclit tries a body shot but Haarmann blocks it.
Forclit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Haarmann takes a shot to the head.
Forclit tries a body shot but Haarmann blocks it.
A right hook to the body lands for Forclit.
Haarmann takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Forclit lands a left hand that snaps the head of Haarmann backwards.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Forclit keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Haarmann's efforts to push away.
With the fighters up against the cage, Forclit throws an elbow but misses.
Haarmann wants to break the clinch but can't.
Forclit lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Forclit scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Forclit lands a body punch.
Forclit lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Forclit pushes Haarmann back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Forclit lands a hook that snaps the head of Haarmann backwards.
Nice body punch from Forclit.
A short right from Forclit on the inside.
A hook to the body from Forclit.
A short right from Forclit.
Forclit lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Haarmann fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Forclit lands a right hand that snaps the head of Haarmann backwards.
Haarmann is rocked!
A nice left hand lands by Forclit.
Haarmann is still on wobbly legs! Can Forclit finish him?
Happy Forclit has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Forclit unloads with a big right hand that wobbles Haarmann! He's leaning against the cage trying to keep his feet but Forclit is unloading with more strikes now! Haarmann drops to his knees and the referee stops the fight for a TKO!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:50 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Happy Forclit!
A victorious Happy Forclit thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
The defeated Fritz Haarmann had this to say: 'Bollocks.'.
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energy
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hype
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