PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bob Dole (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lu Ming (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dole kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Tear Away by Drowning Pool. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Dole
vs
Ming

200 cm
22
225 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
18
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bob Dole!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lu Ming!
The judges for this bout are Robert Twigg, Daniel Franklin and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ming looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Dole is fending him off so far but Ming persists. Nope, Dole circles away and we're back to standing.
Ming doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ming moves out of range of the leg kick from Dole.
Ming is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Dole tries to clinch up
and Ming counters with a left to the body.
A chopping leg kick lands by Dole.
Ming looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A nice leg kick lands there from Dole.
Dole lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.

It looks like Lu Ming has been cut.
Dole lands a jab to Ming's midsection.
Dole misses with a series of wild punches.
Dole cracks Ming with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Ming is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Ming slips a jab and a cross from Dole.
Dole tries to close the distance and clinch but Ming swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Look low, kick high! Dole uses the oldest trick in the book to send Ming tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Dole is absolutely delighted - when Ming wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Bob Dole!