PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dennis Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Troll ShitBrickHouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!

Green
vs
ShitBrickHouse

180 cm
23
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

150 cm
23
140 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Counter fighter
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dennis Green!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Troll ShitBrickHouse!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Ron Honeybunn and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

ShitBrickHouse clinches.
ShitBrickHouse lands a body punch.
ShitBrickHouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Green takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Dennis Green has been cut.
ShitBrickHouse presses Green against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
ShitBrickHouse pressing his opponent against the cage.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from ShitBrickHouse.
Green avoids the elbow strike from ShitBrickHouse, against the cage.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse is pressed up against the cage. Green has hold of a leg and is looking to drag ShitBrickHouse down to the mat. ShitBrickHouse avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.

ShitBrickHouse gets a clinch.
ShitBrickHouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse just misses with a elbow thrown towards Green's brow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse looks to throw an elbow but misses.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a punch to the body.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow.
ShitBrickHouse effectively controlling the action here.
ShitBrickHouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Dennis Green's cut is getting worse.
Green goes for a takedown attempt but ShitBrickHouse pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
ShitBrickHouse lands a jab-cross combination.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Green manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

The fight moves into the clinch position.
With the fighters up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but misses.
ShitBrickHouse misses with an elbow over the top.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but it misses.
Come on ShitBrickHouse - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
ShitBrickHouse misses with an elbow strike.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside that Green shrugs off.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.

Dennis Green's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
With the fighters up against the cage, ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but misses.
ShitBrickHouse pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Troll ShitBrickHouse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Dennis Green's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
ShitBrickHouse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Sloppy strikes from ShitBrickHouse. Those never looked like landing.
ShitBrickHouse will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
ShitBrickHouse rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Green moves out of range and avoids them all easily.

ShitBrickHouse moves into the clinch successfully.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside that Green shrugs off.
Green is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but ShitBrickHouse is defending well.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow that stopped Green in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse tries to work over Green's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
ShitBrickHouse throws an elbow but it misses.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse lands a damaging elbow.

Jeez, Dennis Green's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Nice elbow from ShitBrickHouse.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dennis Green's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Troll ShitBrickHouse!