PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jeffrey Lebowski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Maverick Smokeleaf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lebowski comes into the arena with Venetian Snares - Vida blaring out of the sound system. Smokeleaf has chosen LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Lebowski
vs
Smokeleaf

190 cm
29
285 lbs
14 - 6 - 0

205 cm
34
284 lbs
26 - 8 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jeffrey Lebowski!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Maverick Smokeleaf!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Daniel Blasius and Albert Achterberg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lebowski misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf jabs at Lebowski's body.

Smokeleaf has Lebowski up against the cage in a clinch.
Smokeleaf digs a right hand into Lebowski's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Lebowski's gas tank.
Smokeleaf misses with a hook from the clinch.
Smokeleaf pushes Lebowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Jeffrey Lebowski has been cut.
Lebowski is trying to push Smokeleaf away but Smokeleaf has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Lebowski fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lebowski prevents a body shot from Smokeleaf.
Lebowski has had enough of the clinch but Smokeleaf keeps him there for the moment.
Lebowski is trying to break the clinch but Smokeleaf is controlling him.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Smokeleaf lands a hook to the side of the head.
Smokeleaf pushes Lebowski back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short body shot lands from Smokeleaf as the two fighters clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Smokeleaf.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Smokeleaf.
Our sources have told us that Lebowski has been working on his knees in the buildup to the fight.
Smokeleaf with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Smokeleaf presses Lebowski against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Lebowski is breathing heavily.
Smokeleaf lands with a short head shot on the inside.

Jeffrey Lebowski's cut is getting worse.
Smokeleaf working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Smokeleaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lebowski's elbow.
Smokeleaf lands a knee to the head.

Jeffrey Lebowski's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Smokeleaf tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lebowski's elbow.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Lebowskis head.
Lebowski struggles to land a body shot inside as Smokeleaf controls his hands.
A nice left hand lands by Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf crunches a lovely knee into Lebowski's ribcage.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Smokeleaf misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Smokeleaf using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Lebowski has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Lebowski wants to get back to striking at distance but Smokeleaf won't allow it.
Smokeleaf softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Smokeleaf misses with a body punch.
Smokeleaf has Lebowski pressed against the cage, preventing Lebowski from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Smokeleaf misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Smokeleaf lands a nice knee to the body.
Lebowski tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Smokeleaf's elbow.
Smokeleaf lands a nice shot to the body.
Smokeleaf blocks a body shot from Lebowski.
A right handed body shot lands from Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Jeez, Jeffrey Lebowski's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A body shot lands from Smokeleaf.
Smokeleaf misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lebowski.
Lebowski managing to block the knees to the body from Smokeleaf.
Nice body punch from Smokeleaf - that landed with a thud.

Smokeleaf manages to break the clinch.
Lebowski misses with a leg kick.
Lebowski takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Jeffrey Lebowski's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Maverick Smokeleaf!
A very excited looking Maverick Smokeleaf made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.