PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Troll ShitBrickHouse (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kevin Guillard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

ShitBrickHouse
vs
Guillard

150 cm
23
140 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

176 cm
23
140 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Troll ShitBrickHouse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kevin Guillard!
The judges for this bout are Ben Hemmingworth, Chris Dean and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Guillard missing with a left hand there. ShitBrickHouse was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Guillard looks to score with a jab to the body but ShitBrickHouse is just out of range.
Guillard misses with the combination.
Guillard shoots in for a takedown but ShitBrickHouse shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.

ShitBrickHouse fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Guillard, pushing him back against the cage.
Guillard goes for a takedown in the clinch but ShitBrickHouse prevents it.
ShitBrickHouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Kevin Guillard has been cut.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
Guillard is looking for a takedown up against the cage. ShitBrickHouse gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Troll ShitBrickHouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Guillard.
ShitBrickHouse is defending well against a takedown attempt.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by ShitBrickHouse as Guillard tries to tie him up.
Guillard jumps guard but ShitBrickHouse stands there with Guillard around his waist. Guillard gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a shot to the kidneys.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow.
ShitBrickHouse manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
ShitBrickHouse gets underhooks to prevent Guillard's takedown attempt.
Guillard tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse won't allow it.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guillard's defenses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Guillard is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables ShitBrickHouse to keep the fight standing.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guillard's defenses.
Guillard tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse holds him up against the cage and eventually Guillard drops back down to his feet.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow just above Guillard 's eye.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
The referee calls for ShitBrickHouse to work.
Guillard wants a takedown.
The referee is keeping an eye on ShitBrickHouse - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Guillard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse is pressed up against the cage. Guillard has hold of a leg and is looking to drag ShitBrickHouse down to the mat. ShitBrickHouse avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
ShitBrickHouse moves in looking to clinch but Guillard pushes him off.
ShitBrickHouse tries to close the distance and clinch but Guillard swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Troll ShitBrickHouse seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a jab, cross combination.
ShitBrickHouse doesn't manage to clinch there - Guillard circles away.
ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch up.

ShitBrickHouse tries to keep at a distance but Guillard has taken the fight into the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a body punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Guillard looking to slow down the pace here.
Guillard using the Thai plumb to throw knees but ShitBrickHouse has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Guillard misses with the head strike.
ShitBrickHouse comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Guillard is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables ShitBrickHouse to keep the fight standing.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
ShitBrickHouse has Guillard pressed against the cage, preventing Guillard from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
ShitBrickHouse lands a damaging elbow.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Troll ShitBrickHouse dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Kevin Guillard's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Guillard throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Guillard slips a jab and a cross from ShitBrickHouse.
Guillard circles away from the clinch attempt.
Guillard shoots in but no luck this time.

Guillard gets tackled into the cage by ShitBrickHouse. ShitBrickHouse maintains the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse gets underhooks to prevent Guillard's takedown attempt.
Guillard is looking to take this one to the mat.
Troll ShitBrickHouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Guillard.
Guillard has had enough of the clinch but ShitBrickHouse keeps him there for the moment.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
ShitBrickHouse slowing the pace effectively.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
Guillard drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
ShitBrickHouse lands a damaging elbow.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guillard fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Guillard is looking for a takedown up against the cage. ShitBrickHouse gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Guillard takes an elbow to the temple.
Guillard is trying to break the clinch but ShitBrickHouse is controlling him.
Guillard takes an elbow to the temple.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Guillard has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. ShitBrickHouse is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a punch to the body.
ShitBrickHouse misses with a body punch.
Guillard is trying to drag ShitBrickHouse to the mat but ShitBrickHouse just about manages to keep his footing. He used the cage to his advantage there.
Guillard working hard to break the clinch.
Guillard wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Guillard wants to take the fight to the mat but ShitBrickHouse manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse leaning his opponent against the cage.
ShitBrickHouse cracks Guillard with a nice body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse tries to work over Guillard's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Guillard wants to stall.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Guillard goes for a takedown attempt but ShitBrickHouse pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
ShitBrickHouse tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Guillard paws at him with a jab and circles away.

ShitBrickHouse has Guillard up against the cage in a clinch.
Guillard has dropped down and is looking to force the takedown but it's defended by ShitBrickHouse after a bit of a struggle.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse is pushing Guillard up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
ShitBrickHouse prevents the takedown attempt.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Guillard wants to break the clinch but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Troll ShitBrickHouse dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Kevin Guillard's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

ShitBrickHouse fails with an attempt to clinch.
Guillard goes for a double leg but ShitBrickHouse avoids the attempt and the two fighters end up clinched against the cage as ShitBrickHouse continues to drive forward.
ShitBrickHouse just leaning against Guillard, taking a breather.
Guillard takes an elbow to the temple.
Guillard is trying to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse has him pressed against the cage.
ShitBrickHouse blocking some punches.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside.
ShitBrickHouse creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Guillard's defenses.

Guillard is rocked!
Guillard is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Troll ShitBrickHouse has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Kevin Guillard.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
Guillard is still on wobbly legs! Can ShitBrickHouse finish him?
Guillard is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Guillard doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Guillard seems to have recovered his senses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Guillard is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse stops a takedown attempt from Guillard.
Guillard takes an elbow to the forehead.
Guillard is looking to break free of the clinch but ShitBrickHouse has double underhooks.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Guillard fails to pull the fight into his guard.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
Guillard takes an elbow to the temple.
ShitBrickHouse prevents Guillard from breaking the clinch.
Guillard tries to break the clinch but ShitBrickHouse is controlling the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guillard tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Guillard takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Guillard tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse holds him up against the cage and eventually Guillard drops back down to his feet.
Troll ShitBrickHouse has scored more points in the clinch so far.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow that stopped Guillard in his tracks for a moment.
ShitBrickHouse prevents Guillard from breaking the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse prevents Guillard from breaking the clinch.
ShitBrickHouse is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by ShitBrickHouse.
Guillard takes an elbow to the temple.
Guillard tries to pull guard but ShitBrickHouse forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow inside that Guillard shrugs off.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
ShitBrickHouse lands an elbow just above Guillard 's eye.
ShitBrickHouse holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Guillard working hard to break the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
ShitBrickHouse lands a nice elbow.
Guillard tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. ShitBrickHouse just stands there and leans against the cage.
Guillard tries for a takedown. No joy.
Guillard is looking for a takedown up against the cage. ShitBrickHouse gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
ShitBrickHouse gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Guillard tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. ShitBrickHouse smiles and moves away.
Troll ShitBrickHouse is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
ShitBrickHouse tries to clinch but Guillard is having none of it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Troll ShitBrickHouse showed his dominance in that final round.
Well ShitBrickHouse has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ben Hemmingworth scores the fight for Troll ShitBrickHouse!
Judge Chris Dean scores the fight for Troll ShitBrickHouse!
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight for Troll ShitBrickHouse!

Troll ShitBrickHouse wins by unanimous decision!