PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stark Asap (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kim Kardashian (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Asap
vs
Kardashian

191 cm
25
192 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

195 cm
25
191 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Granite chin

Dissolution Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Stark Asap!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kim Kardashian!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Kardashian lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Asap has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Asap and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Asap looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Asap scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Asap throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
A big left from Asap misses.
Kardashian looks for the body kick but Asap saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by Kardashian.
Asap throws a right hand that misses
and Kardashian cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kardashian works Asap's body with a nice hook.
Stark Asap seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Asap missing with a left hand there. Kardashian was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

Asap darts in and clinches Kardashian up against the cage.
Asap is stalling here.
Asap doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Asap softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Asap digs a right hand into Kardashian's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kardashian's gas tank.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kardashian has a couple of punches blocked by Asap.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as Asap controls his hands.
Asap blocks a punch to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Asap pushes Kardashian back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Asap goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian blocks a body shot from Asap.
Asap slowing the pace effectively.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kardashian works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Asap lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Asap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Asap blocks an uppercut.
Asap blocks a body shot from Kardashian.
A right hand to the body from Asap.
Kardashian lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Kardashian working aggressively here.
Asap makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Asap.
Kardashian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Kardashian goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Kardashian lands a left hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A left hand lands to the body for Asap.
Kardashian scores with a shot to the side of Asap's head.
Asap blocking some punches.
Asap misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Kardashian fails to land.
Kardashian swings wildly with an uppercut but Asap uses good head movement to avoid it.
Kardashian misses with a punch on the inside.
Asap blocks an uppercut.
A right hook to the body lands for Asap.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Asap lands a body shot in the clinch.
Kardashian looks winded!
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Kardashian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Asap.
A short body shot lands from Asap as the two fighters clinch.
Kardashian looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A hook to the body from Asap.
A left hand lands to the body for Asap.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Asap.
Asap lands a shot to the body.
Asap will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kardashian up against the cage.
Asap lands a left hand that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Asap is pushing Kardashian up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Asap lands a shoulder strike.
Asap blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A bit of stalling here from Asap.
Asap lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Asap blocks an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Asap lands a body punch.
Kardashian tries a body shot but Asap blocks it.
Kardashian misses with some punches.
A nice left hand lands by Asap.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Asap lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Asap takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Asap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Asap works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Asap lands a nice shot to the body.
A right hook to the body lands for Asap.
Asap digs a right hand into Kardashian's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kardashian's gas tank.
Asap lands a shoulder strike.
Asap manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Asap works on Kardashian's body with a couple of short punches.
Asap lands a left hand.
Asap stalling against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stark Asap dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Asap misses with a wild combination.
Kardashian dodges the punch combination from Asap.
Asap waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Kardashian.
Asap is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kardashian can do to turn this around?
Kardashian ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Asap moves away from the strike by Kardashian.
A slow jab from Kardashian misses its intended target.
Kim Kardashian is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Kardashian closes the distance and clinches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kardashian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kardashian tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Asap scores with a shoulder strike.
Asap working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Kardashian throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A left hand lands to the body for Asap.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Kardashian struggles to land a body shot inside as Asap controls his hands.
Asap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Asap is leaning against Kardashian and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Kardashian is breathing heavily.
Asap blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Asap blocking some punches.
Kardashian misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Kardashian lands a nice uppercut.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Asap.
Kardashian throws a punch but it's blocked by Asap.
Asap lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Asap.
Asap works on Kardashian's body with a couple of short punches.
Asap cracks Kardashian with a nice body shot.
Kardashian can't find room to land a body shot as Asap controls the action.
Kardashian pushes Asap back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Asap blocking some punches.
Asap lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A short body shot lands from Asap as the two fighters clinch.
Asap cracks Kardashian with a nice body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Asap displaying some good clinch control by pressing Kardashian up against the cage.
Asap working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Asap digs a right hand underneath Kardashian's ribcage. Kardashian let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Asap lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Asap - that landed with a thud.
Asap lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Kardashian backwards.
Asap lands with a right to the head.
Asap lands a nice shot to the body.
Asap scores with an uppercut up the middle.

Kardashian is rocked!
Asap lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Kardashian or not.
Kardashian is still on wobbly legs! Can Asap finish him?
Asap lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Kardashian.
Asap digs a right hand into Kardashian's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Kardashian's gas tank.
Asap creates a bit of space for himself and rocks Kardashian with a big uppercut! Kardashian tries to clinch up but Asap pushes him back against the cage and lands another monster strike that crumples Kardashian to the mat! Kardashian covers up and Asap unloads with more strikes until the referee steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stark Asap!
Kim Kardashian spoke after the fight, saying 'He was definitely lubed up with Vaseline.'.