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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Augustus Belmont (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Freddie Fiddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Belmont comes into the arena with 2pac feat. Ice Cube - Bow Down blaring out of the sound system. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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141 lbs
27 - 15 - 1 |
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280 lbs
14 - 13 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
27 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Augustus Belmont!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Freddie Fiddler!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Daniel Franklin and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Fiddler tries a head kick but it misses.
An inside leg kick from Belmont misses.
Fiddler scores with a spinning back kick!
Belmont walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Fiddler checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Belmont throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fiddler tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Belmont is able to avoid easily.
Fiddler swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Belmont really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Fiddler throws a nice inside leg kick.
Belmont avoids a kick to the body.
Fiddler throws a leg kick which misses Belmont's front leg but catches the back leg as Belmont tries to avoid it.
Belmont thows a leg kick but Fiddler checks it
and Fiddler counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
A big left from Fiddler misses.
Fiddler cracks Belmont with a right hand to the side of the head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fiddler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Belmont has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Fiddler.
Fiddler fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Belmont is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Belmont throws a hook to the side of Fiddler's head but Fiddler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fiddler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Belmont.
Belmont throws a head kick that misses.
Fiddler misses with a leg kick.
Fiddler lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Belmont is rocked!
Fiddler drops Belmont with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Belmont! Fiddler dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Freddie Fiddler!
Augustus Belmont spoke after the fight, saying 'Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy so mothafucka!! i fucking demand a rematch or else get me some pussy to fuck hard.'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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