PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Emilio Viagra (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nycky Downtime (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Viagra comes to the cage accompanied by do it. Downtime has chosen Bring It as his entrance music. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Viagra
vs
Downtime

176 cm
38
165 lbs
31 - 16 - 1

176 cm
36
159 lbs
31 - 27 - 2

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank

The Adrenaline Matrix

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 16 - 1, fighting out of London, Emilio Viagra!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 27 - 2, fighting out of New York, Nycky Downtime!
The judges for this bout are , Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Viagra takes a jab right on the kisser.
Viagra fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Downtime on the side of the head.
Downtime feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Viagra's calf.
Downtime keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Viagra.
Downtime moves away from the strike by Viagra.
Downtime throws out a counter right but Viagra avoids it with no problem.
Downtime slips a jab from Viagra.
Downtime with the counter takedown but Viagra avoids it easily.
Downtime fails to land with a series of punches.
Downtime takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Viagra has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Downtime walks into a left hand.

Downtime is rocked!
Viagra loads up on a big right hand but Downtime slips the punch.
Viagra throws a sloppy head kick and Downtime moves out of range easily.
Downtime avoids a punch combination nicely.
Downtime wants to counter with a clinch but Viagra pushes him away.
Downtime uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Viagra.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Downtime fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Viagra looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Downtime uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Viagra.
Viagra is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Downtime.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra throws a good cross that connects.
Downtime dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Viagra. That did some damage!
Downtime misses with a few strikes there.
Viagra throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.

Viagra throws a left that rocks Downtime and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Viagra dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Downtime regain composure!
Downtime is still in real trouble! Can Viagra finish him?
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Viagra wants to stand but Downtime is controlling his arm.

Viagra goes for an armbar here - this could be all over! But no, Downtime has escaped beautifully and is now on top in side control! Oh, that's unlucky for Viagra but great work by Downtime.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Viagra can't do much from the bottom here.
Downtime seems to have recovered his senses.
Downtime cracks Viagra with a big right hand but Viagra just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Downtime tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Downtime has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Viagra sneaks back into half guard.
Viagra tries to roll over but Downtime keeps him under control.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is working for an escape here. He's hooked one of Downtime's legs and he's managed to sneak out and take Downtime's back!

Viagra looking for the choke but no joy.

Viagra is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.
Downtime turns into Viagra and is now in his guard.
Downtime trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Viagra looking to control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Viagra has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Downtime can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Viagra is trying to control the position but Downtime postures up.

Viagra looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Downtime stopping the sweep attempt from Viagra.
Downtime content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Viagra lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

Viagra postures up.
Viagra trying to move into half guard but instead Downtime has managed to sweep!

Downtime won't allow Viagra to sweep him here.
Downtime is stalling in the full guard.
Viagra bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Downtime's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Downtime wants to sweep but no luck.
Viagra tries to free his leg and advance position but Downtime is retaining full guard.
Viagra advances position into side control!
Downtime is not content to let Viagra control the position.
Downtime wants to escape from the position here - easier said than done!
Downtime tries to get back to half guard but can't.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emilio Viagra dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Viagra uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Downtime.
Downtime on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Viagra smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Viagra is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Downtime can do to turn this around?

Viagra throws a left that rocks Downtime and follows with a right that sends him tumbling to the canvas! Viagra dives into side control, looking to finish! Can Downtime regain composure!
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Downtime gives up the full mount - oops, sloppy defensive grappling there!

Viagra is working for a guillotine from mount but Downtime frees his head quite easily.
Downtime tries to hold on but Viagra pushes him away.
Downtime sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.

Viagra is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Downtime tries to roll over but Viagra keeps him under control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra trying to mount his opponent but Downtime defends it.
Viagra is working hard here to advance position.

Viagra looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Downtime trying to control but Viagra postures up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Viagra prevents Downtime from improving his position.
Emilio Viagra overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Viagra wants to stand up but Downtime is controlling the position.
Downtime slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Viagra passes into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Downtime is not content to let Viagra control the position.
Viagra is stalling here. Downtime is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! Viagra seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Downtime has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
Viagra tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Downtime wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Viagra wants to control but Downtime postures up.
Viagra manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!
Viagra wants to take a breather but Downtime is having none of it.
Downtime trying to hold on to Viagra's head to control him but Viagra postures up.

Viagra is looking for a kimura here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is looking to advance position but Downtime won't allow it.

Viagra is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Viagra is trying to work for a kimura but Downtime is defending well.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Viagra uses his free foot to push down on Downtime's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Downtime.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Emilio Viagra dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Downtime displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Viagra throws out the jab.
Viagra throws a looping overhand right but Downtime ducks down to avoid it.
Downtime shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Viagra eats them both and turns towards Downtime to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Viagra misses the shot to the body.
Viagra takes a jab right on the kisser.
Viagra chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Viagra misses with a double jab

and Downtime decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Viagra's guard.
Viagra avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Viagra wants to sweep but no luck.

Viagra working for a triangle but Downtime defends it easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Downtime trying to control but Viagra is working from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Viagra wants to sweep here but Downtime controlling him for the moment.
Downtime is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Viagra trying to keep a closed guard but Downtime is proving a slippery customer.
Viagra looking to hit a scissor sweep but Downtime is one step ahead there.

Viagra is looking for a triangle but Downtime pushes his legs off easily.
Downtime trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Nycky Downtime has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Downtime avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Viagra has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Downtime can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Downtime works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Downtime working the head and body with strikes.
Downtime perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Viagra is trying to get back to full guard.
Emilio Viagra is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Downtime is looking to take a break and control but Viagra is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Viagra is trying to get back to full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Viagra is trying to maintain the position but Downtime is very close to passing his half guard.
Downtime with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Viagra is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Viagra throws the left hand but Downtime avoids the punch easily.
Viagra ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Downtime moves away.
Viagra throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Downtime.
Downtime uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Viagra.
Downtime looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Downtime shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Viagra misses with a looping right.
Viagra throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Viagra misses with a wild combination.
Emilio Viagra seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Viagra throws a head kick that half lands.
Viagra throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Viagra connects with a body shot that sends Downtime's belly button to the back.
Viagra lands a leg kick that knocks Downtime off balance momentarily.
Downtime throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Downtime throws an overhand right that lands on Viagra's shoulder, as Viagra tries to avoid the shot.
Viagra moves out of range of the leg kick from Downtime.
Emilio Viagra is winning the standup battle so far.
Viagra lands a nice leg kick that just misses Downtime's sensitive parts.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Downtime gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Viagra.
Viagra lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Downtime throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Viagra tests Downtime's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Downtime moves out of range of the body kick.
Downtime slips under a jab from Viagra.

And that's the end of the fight!
Emilio Viagra showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Viagra has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 30:27
Judge Timothy Bukovac scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Emilio Viagra!
Jumping up and down and very excited, Emilio Viagra waved his t-shirt featuring Sinister Nutrition's logo in front of the cameras.