PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dendi Boss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Clark Kent (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boss kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Imagine Dragons. Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Boss
vs
Kent

195 cm
18
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

225 cm
25
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Big heart

Good wrestler
Brawler
Determined

Project Mayhem

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dendi Boss!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Clark Kent!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Daniel Franklin and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kent listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kent. Boss does a little dance to reset his feet.
Kent lands with a nice body punch.
Kent lands with a cross.

It looks like Dendi Boss has been cut.
Clark Kent seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
No joy there for Kent, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Kent catches Boss with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kent throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Boss tries to clinch but Kent moves away
and Kent counters with a stiff right hand.

Kent lands a left and a right that send Boss crashing to the mat, dazed. Kent thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Boss is rocked!
Boss could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Kent lands with a good body shot.
Kent misses with a wild body shot.
Kent throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Boss stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

Oooooh!!! Kent has knocked Boss down with a huge combo! Kent steps away and waves a wobbly Boss back to his feet! This one might not go much longer!
Oh Boss is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

Kent cracks Boss with a big right hand that sends him to the floor! Boss looks wobbly but he's sprung back up to his feet straight away… can Kent finish him?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kent fakes a right and follows up with a big left that drops Boss to one knee - oooooh, he's wobbly! Boss looks to clinch but Kent throws him off and pummels him into the canvas! Boss taps out under the strikes! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:09 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Strikes). Clark Kent!
In defeat, Dendi Boss stepped up to the mic, saying 'Fuck this shit!'.