PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Ulquiorra Schiffer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sergio Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Lesnar comes into a darkened arena with his song building. 50 Cent - 21 Questions kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Schiffer
vs
Lesnar

190 cm
31
221 lbs
11 - 9 - 0

200 cm
35
287 lbs
26 - 9 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Fast

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Ulquiorra Schiffer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Sergio Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Seu Braga and Felipe Paraventi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lesnar is trying hard to land a takedown here. Schiffer sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.

Lesnar feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Schiffer wants to sweep but no luck.
Lesnar stops Schiffer from standing up.

Schiffer has his feet on Lesnar's hips. He pushes off and gets to his feet. Nice work.
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schiffer keeps the fight on the outside.
Lesnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lesnar's coach down at Franklin D. Bluth Memorial Supergym was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lesnar's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Lesnar tries for a takedown but Schiffer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lesnar swings for the body but Schiffer moves out of range.
Lesnar swings widly with a right hand
and Schiffer counters with a nice uppercut.
Schiffer with a nice cross.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Lesnar showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Schiffer.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Schiffer.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schiffer slips a straight right by Lesnar.
Lesnar throws a lazy right hand but Schiffer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lesnar looks to land a body kick but Schiffer moved away.
Schiffer looks to land a combination but Lesnar avoids it well.
Schiffer slips under a jab from Lesnar.
Schiffer throws a right hand that Lesnar ducks under and follows up with a left that Lesnar also avoids with ease.
Lesnar tries to clinch but Schiffer moves out of range.
Lesnar misses with a left hand
and Schiffer counters with a three punch combo that has Lesnar backing up. Lesnar nods at Schiffer to acknowledge the strikes.
Lesnar throws a left and a right that both miss
and Schiffer counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Schiffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
Schiffer scores with a head kick.
Lesnar swings widly with a right hand

and Schiffer counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Schiffer prevents Lesnar from improving his position.
Schiffer slows the pace down in half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Lesnar looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Lesnar looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Schiffer performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Lesnar tries to roll over but Schiffer keeps him under control.
Schiffer content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schiffer is looking to advance position but Lesnar won't allow it.
Schiffer is trying to control the action in half guard but Lesnar is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.

Lesnar actively working from the bottom here.
Schiffer is trying to control. Lesnar wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Lesnar is looking to improve his position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Schiffer decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Schiffer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Schiffer staying out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Lesnar. Schiffer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Schiffer avoids the body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands an overhand right.
Lesnar walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Lesnar tries to score a power double leg takedown but Schiffer sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lesnar somewhat.
Ulquiorra Schiffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergio Lesnar.
Schiffer keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Lesnar.
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sergio Lesnar seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar fails with an attempt to clinch.
The fighters circling - Lesnar throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lesnar misses with an uppercut. Schiffer saw that one coming.
Schiffer stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Schiffer wants it to stay on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ulquiorra Schiffer dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Lesnar throws a lazy uppercut

and Schiffer counters with a nice double leg into side control. Lesnar won't be happy with that.
Lesnar is looking for a sweep.
Lesnar is still trying to improve position.

Schiffer tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Schiffer has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Schiffer is looking to take a break and control but Lesnar is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnar trying to remain calm as Schiffer controls from the top position.

Schiffer working hard here to secure a kimura but he's not really in the right position for it.
Schiffer is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Lesnar's shoulder. That is not cool.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar is not content to let Schiffer control the position.
Schiffer takes a little break here. Lesnar wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Schiffer trying to control the action but Lesnar is working from the bottom.

Schiffer decides to take the fight back to the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Schiffer keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
A big right from Lesnar misses.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Schiffer pinned against the cage. Schiffer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Schiffer.

Schiffer throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Lesnar was covering up waiting for the punch and Schiffer finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Lesnar keeping moving, preventing Schiffer from controlling successfully.
Schiffer sitting in guard, not really doing much.

Lesnar looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Schiffer slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Schiffer passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Lesnar is being controlled here.
Lesnar is not content to let Schiffer control the position.
Lesnar is trying to control Schiffer's posture but Schiffer avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Schiffer wants to control but Lesnar is keeping him busy.
Schiffer is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Lesnar will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.
Lesnar is trying to control Schiffer's posture but Schiffer avoids it.
Lesnar is trying to escape the position but Schiffer is controlling the position.
Schiffer wants to lay and pray for a moment but Lesnar keeps working.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lesnar is looking to regain half guard here but Schiffer keeps moving and retains side control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ulquiorra Schiffer dominated that second round.
That's time! Schiffer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Lesnar tries for a takedown but Schiffer sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Lesnar fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Schiffer avoids it really well and circles away.

Schiffer fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Lesnar to the ground. Schiffer is now in Lesnar's guard.
Lesnar keeping moving, preventing Schiffer from controlling successfully.
Schiffer slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Lesnar is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Schiffer trying to control but Lesnar is working from the bottom.
Schiffer content to stall in guard here.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Schiffer gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Lesnar misses with a body shot.
Lesnar shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Schiffer defends it nicely.
Ulquiorra Schiffer has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Sergio Lesnar.
Lesnar displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Schiffer.
Schiffer dodges the punch combination from Lesnar.
Lesnar shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Schiffer pinned against the cage. Schiffer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lesnar misses with a looping left.
Sergio Lesnar has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lesnar throws a series of punches but Schiffer avoids them all with ease.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
Lesnar takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Schiffer slips under a jab.
Schiffer is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lesnar can do to turn this around?
Lesnar throws a sloppy head kick
and Schiffer cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Lesnar shoots in but no luck this time.
Lesnar stuffs the takedown attempt from Schiffer. Schiffer gets slowly back to his feet.
Lesnar thows a left - swing and a miss!
Lesnar throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Schiffer misses with a takedown attempt - Lesnar sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lesnar fails with the takedown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Schiffer bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
Schiffer is maintaining the dominant position - no doubt Lesnar will start to get frustrated soon if he's not already.

Schiffer stands up.

Lesnar gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Schiffer to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Schiffer working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Schiffer has decided he wants to stand but the closed guard of Lesnar is proving hard to escape from.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schiffer pushing down on Lesnar's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Lesnar regains full guard. Nicely done.
Lesnar looking for a sweep. Not yet Lesnar, not yet.
It really doesn't seem like the step up in weight is hurting Schiffer here at all. He's more than holding his own against the bigger man.
Schiffer slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.
Lesnar is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
Schiffer seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Schiffer blocks the strikes from Lesnar.
Lesnar is refusing to be controlled, as Schiffer sits in half guard.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lesnar avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Schiffer.
Schiffer perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.

And that's the end of the fight!
Ulquiorra Schiffer showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Schiffer has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Mauricio Rocha scores the fight 30:27
Judge Seu Braga scores the fight 30:27
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ulquiorra Schiffer!
Ulquiorra Schiffer seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
Sergio Lesnar was interviewed post fight and said 'Oooh Shit!'.