PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Asshole Gracie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tony Abbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Gracie comes to the cage accompanied by r this town i 101. Abbot comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Primative kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Tony Abbot has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Gracie
vs
Abbot

195 cm
39
280 lbs
62 - 22 - 0

210 cm
28
250 lbs
11 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Hellbent
GREEN!160

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 62 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Asshole Gracie!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tony Abbot!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Gwen Towbar and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gracie is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Gracie slips under a jab from Abbot.
Gracie tries to close the distance and clinch but Abbot swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Gracie rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Abbot moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Abbot throws a combination. Gracie tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Gracie is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Abbot.
Abbot cracks a nice hook into Gracie's ribs.
Gracie takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Abbot dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Abbot!

It looks like Asshole Gracie has been cut.
Abbot throws a jab but it's blocked by Gracie.
Abbot misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nice jab there from Abbot.
Gracie looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Gracie keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Gracie wants to clinch up but Abbot keeps it at a distance.
Abbot swats away the attempt to clinch by Gracie.
Gracie with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Abbot to score with a decent uppercut.
Gracie fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Abbot has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Abbot lands with an uppercut that bounces Gracie off the cage and back into range.
Abbot jabs Gracie right on the nose. Gracie blinks but takes it well.

Gracie is rocked!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbot looks to score with a jab to the body but Gracie is just out of range.
Abbot throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Abbot cracks Gracie with a big right hand and Gracie goes down!
Oh Gracie is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Abbot slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Abbot trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Gracie working for a triangle but Abbot defends it easily.
Gracie seems to have got his legs back now.

Gracie looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Abbot trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Abbot sneaks a leg through and gets to half guard. That was like a knife through butter how easily he passed Gracie's guard.
Gracie regains full guard. Nicely done.
Gracie has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
Abbot trying to control but Gracie is working from the bottom.
Abbot tries to free his leg and advance position but Gracie is retaining full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Abbot trying to control the position from guard on top but Gracie is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Abbot fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Gracie looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Abbot misses with a hook.

Gracie moves into the clinch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tony Abbot dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Asshole Gracie's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Abbot throws a wild combination but nothing lands.

Abbot gets caught flat footed, as Gracie shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Abbot is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
Gracie is looking to work some ground and pound but Abbot has wrist control.
Gracie makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.

Abbot is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Abbot wants to control but Gracie passes easily into half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gracie lands strikes from half guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Abbot looking for submissions off his back.
Gracie working Abbot over with strikes.
Gracie has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.
Abbot is working to get back to half guard.
Gracie lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.

It looks like Tony Abbot has been cut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abbot is desperately trying to get back to half guard.
Gracie looking to finish here with some ground and pound. He lands one big shot that has Abbot covering up... and two more big strikes land, forcing the referee to step in and put and end to proceedings! This fight is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Asshole Gracie!
Asshole Gracie decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.