PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heimo Hulahula (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Wendell Sailor (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sailor is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Blackalicious - It's Going Down. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Hulahula
vs
Sailor

176 cm
40
240 lbs
42 - 26 - 3

192 cm
38
224 lbs
25 - 20 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 42 - 26 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Heimo Hulahula!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Wendell Sailor!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Stewart Dunkirk and Frank Dennis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Sailor throws a head kick but Hulahula moves out of range.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick from Hulahula misses.
Heimo Hulahula seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sailor lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Hulahula circles away quickly and effectively.
Sailor dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Hulahula moves out of range of the strikes.
Hulahula throws out a leg kick but Sailor moves out of range and Hulahula only half commits.
A big left from Sailor misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Hulahula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hulahula takes a head kick and keeps coming.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Hulahula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hulahula blocks a jab.
Sailor waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hulahula.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sailor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sailor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Hulahula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sailor looks to score with a jab to the body but Hulahula is just out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hulahula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sailor throws a body shot but no joy.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sailor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sailor misses the shot to the body.
Hulahula checks a leg kick.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula avoids the body shot from Sailor.
Sailor throws a hook to the side of Hulahula's head but Hulahula sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hulahula lands a two punch combo.
Hulahula thumps Sailor with a low kick.
Sailor throws a body shot but no joy.
Sailor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hulahula was well out of range. Poor timing from Sailor.
Hulahula takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hulahula looks for the body kick but Sailor saw that one coming.
Hulahula uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sailor.
Hulahula lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Hulahula thows a body kick. Sailor tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sailor blocks the body kick.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sailor blocks the body kick.
A bone on bone clash there as Sailor blocks the leg kick.
Sailor throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Sailor throws an overhand right that lands on Hulahula's shoulder, as Hulahula tries to avoid the shot.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hulahula lands a front kick.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Sailor comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sailor lands a jab to the head.
Sailor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Sailor blocks the body kick.
Hulahula pivots, looking for a leg kick but Sailor is out of range and Hulahula settles back down.
Hulahula looks to land a body kick but Sailor moved away.
Sailor on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Hulahula. Hulahula obviously looking to wear him down.
Sailor scores with a jab to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sailor blocks a leg kick.
Sailor takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hulahula scores with a nice body kick.
Hulahula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sailor chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hulahula throws a right and a left that Sailor avoids nicely.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sailor is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Hulahula rather than just go for the knockout.
A bone on bone clash there as Sailor blocks the leg kick.
Hulahula lands a nice looking kick to the body. Sailor takes a step back to recover.
Sailor fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sailor blocks the body kick.
Sailor throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Some bone on bone action there as Hulahula checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hulahula looks to land a body kick but Sailor moved away.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hulahula is looking to land body kicks.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hulahula moves away from the strike by Sailor.
Hulahula displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sailor throws out the jab.
Hulahula displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sailor throws out the jab.
Sailor misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Hulahula.
A decent looking body kick lands there for Hulahula.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sailor throws a leg kick but Hulahula moved away.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
Sailor scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Sailor tries a head kick but it misses.
Hulahula looks to land a body kick but Sailor moved away.
Sailor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hulahula.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Heimo Hulahula will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

Hulahula lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Hulahula swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
A lazy body kick from Hulahula
enabling Sailor to counter with a crisp jab.
Sailor cracks a nice hook into Hulahula's ribs.
Sailor just misses with a punch to the body.
Sailor misses with a straight left.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Hulahula tries to land a body kick
and Sailor counters with a right hand to the body.
Hulahula is looking to land body kicks.
Sailor swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
Hulahula throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Sailor chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Hulahula can pounce on him.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick.
Sailor throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hulahula throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Sailor throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Heimo Hulahula is winning the standup battle so far.
Hulahula ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sailor misses with a body shot.
Sailor takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Sailor crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Hulahula - the referee stops the clock and Sailor gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Hulahula. Sailor manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Hulahula looks for the body kick but Sailor saw that one coming.
Hulahula keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
Hulahula scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Hulahula avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sailor swings for the body but Hulahula moves out of range.
Sailor jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula looks for the body kick but Sailor saw that one coming.
Sailor has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Hulahula.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Sailor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hulahula moves away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula is looking to land body kicks.
Hulahula ducks under a wild hook from Sailor.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
Hulahula pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.
Hulahula lands a nice leg kick that just misses Sailor's sensitive parts.
Sailor is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Sailor is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hulahula.
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
Hulahula throws a combination. Sailor tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Hulahula throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Sailor scores with a jab to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Sailor throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hulahula.
Hulahula blocks a jab.
Hulahula throws a leg kick
and Sailor connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sailor misses with the combination.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sailor looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice defenses there by Hulahula.
Nice body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a solid leg kick but Sailor takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Hulahula.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
Hulahula scores with a spinning back kick!
Hulahula is looking to chop away at Sailor's legs.
Sailor just misses with a punch to the body.
Sailor misses with a hook.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula connects with a solid leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hulahula ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A leg kick checked by Sailor.
Hulahula takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Hulahula fails to land with a series of punches.
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses.
Sailor throws a body punch but Hulahula moves out of range.
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sailor misses the shot to the body.
Sailor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Hulahula avoids the body shot from Sailor.
Hulahula throws a half hearted mid kick.
Hulahula misses with a low kick.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Sailor ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Hulahula moves away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Heimo Hulahula dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Sailor lands a nice hook to Hulahula's body. Hulahula takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sailor takes a swing at Hulahula's ribcage but misses.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Hulahula. Sailor shrugs it off though.
Hulahula tries to score with a low kick but Sailor moves his leg out of the way.
Sailor moves into range and connects with a jab.
Sailor swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Heimo Hulahula is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses.
Sailor misses with a lunging right hand
and Hulahula counters with a leg kick.
Hulahula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
Hulahula connects with a body shot that sends Sailor's belly button to the back.
Hulahula pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Sailor rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Hulahula misses with a body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sailor avoids a kick to the body.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sailor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Sailor jabs at Hulahula's body.
Sailor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sailor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
Sailor moves out of range of the body kick from Hulahula.
Hulahula throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sailor throws a body punch but Hulahula moves out of range.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
Sailor misses with a body shot.
Sailor fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Hulahula manages to avoid it.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sailor looks to land a left hand but Hulahula moved out of range nicely.
Sailor throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Hulahula sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sailor takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hulahula throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Wendell Sailor has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Sailor's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sailor pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Hulahula moves out of range of the strikes.
Hulahula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Sailor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hulahula was well out of range. Poor timing from Sailor.
Sailor avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Sailor smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses.
Hulahula bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Hulahula looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Hulahula moves out of range as Sailor strikes.
Hulahula misses with a kick to the body.
A good leg kick by Hulahula.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
Both fighters circling a little - Hulahula finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hulahula throws the kick towards the body but Sailor avoids it.
Sailor throws out a loose jab but Hulahula uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sailor just misses with a punch to the body.
Sailor cracks Hulahula with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Hulahula misses with an attempted mid kick.
Sailor tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hulahula was well out of range. Poor timing from Sailor.
Hulahula looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sailor darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.
Hulahula fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Heimo Hulahula is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Hulahula throws a body kick that misses.
Hulahula throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Sailor looks to land a left hand but Hulahula moved out of range nicely.
Hulahula throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hulahula tries to land a front kick but Sailor steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Hulahula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hulahula moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Hulahula.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hulahula throws a wild body kick that Sailor sees coming a mile off.
Sailor swings for the body but Hulahula moves out of range.
Sailor takes a swing at Hulahula's ribcage but misses.
Hulahula misses with a kick to the body.
Sailor checks the leg kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hulahula swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Hulahula bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Sailor takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hulahula throws a low kick but Sailor avoids it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sailor. Hulahula does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sailor uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hulahula.
Hulahula keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Hulahula throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Sailor counters with a nice uppercut.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Hulahula goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Sailor moves out of range as Hulahula throws a body kick.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Sailor throws a shot from downtown. Hulahula moves away and avoids it.

And that's the end of the fight!
Heimo Hulahula showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Hulahula has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:27
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Heimo Hulahula!
During a confident post fight interview, Heimo Hulahula thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.