PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Crocodile Dundee (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and TooReal Snow (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Snow has chosen Through the Fire and Flames as his entrance music. Crocodile Dundee is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Dundee
vs
Snow

192 cm
19
204 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

189 cm
22
210 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Good chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Knock Out Artistry
MMA's Best Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Crocodile Dundee!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, TooReal Snow!
The judges for this bout are John Mangel, Skip Squint and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Snow throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Crocodile Dundee seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Snow has Dundee up against the cage in a clinch.
Dundee goes for a takedown attempt but Snow pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.
Snow misses with a series of wild punches.
Dundee thows a body shot but no joy.
Dundee takes a swing at Snow's ribcage but misses.
Snow fails with an attempt to clinch.
Dundee throws a looping overhand right but Snow ducks down to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dundee fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Snow manages to avoid it.
Dundee shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Snow as he jumps to the side.
Dundee swings for the body but Snow moves out of range.
Dundee keeps the fight on the outside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Snow shoots and misses

and Dundee counters with a takedown into full mount! That could mean trouble for Snow!
Dundee connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Dundee has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Dundee lands with some strikes.
Dundee controlling from mount.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Snow is desperately trying to improve his position but Dundee has a good base and remains in mount.
Dundee can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Snow is looking to escape.
Snow is bucking up trying to escape but Dundee cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Snow is trying desperately to improve position.

Dundee working to secure an arm triangle but it's not happening for him just yet.
Dundee working Snow over with strikes here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Snow wants to hold on but Dundee pushes him away.
Dundee wants to control the pace but Snow is squirming around nicely.
Dundee is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. Snow can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Snow tries to hold on but Dundee pushes him away.
Snow is working to get back to half guard.
Dundee landing strikes from the mount and Snow is in trouble!
Snow tries to hold on but Dundee postures up.
Dundee prevents Snow from getting the reversal.
Snow slips a leg in and gets back to half guard.
Nice strikes from Dundee there.
Dundee seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Dundee is keen to just control but Snow is a slippery customer.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dundee is looking to pass the guard... He's managed it - he's now in full mount!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Snow taking shots to the head.
Dundee is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Snow working to try and regain half guard.
Snow looks gassed!
Dundee fakes a shot to the body and cracks his opponent in the head. Nice ground and pound there!
Dundee with a couple of short strikes.
Dundee lands a big elbow.
Dundee working the ground and pound effectively.
Dundee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Snow is working to get back to half guard.
Dundee looking to finish Snow with some ground and pound. This is bad for Snow!
Dundee lands a nice shot to the head.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Dundee prevents Snow from getting the reversal.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dundee wants to control the pace but Snow is squirming around nicely.
Dundee cracks Snow with a nasty head shot there - the crowd let out an audible gasp there, as the noise reverberated around the arena.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dundee lands a nice shot to the head.
Dundee working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Snow is wriggling around trying to escape.
Dundee lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Dundee landing strikes, looking to finish!
Dundee lands with some vicious ground and pound - can Snow hang on?
Dundee unloading with bombs!
Dundee trying to control but Snow is having none of it.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Dundee is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Dundee with shots to the head and body - Snow looks very uncomfortable down there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crocodile Dundee dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Dundee looks to score with a jab to the body but Snow is just out of range.
Dundee waving his hands out infront of him, looking to distract Snow.
Horrible takedown by Dundee or perhaps it was just good defense by Snow which made him look bad.
Snow tries to clinch

and Dundee counters with a nice double leg into guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Snow has his foot on Dundee's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Dundee works his way back into a safe position though.
Dundee stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Snow swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Dundee wants to control from the top but Snow keeps moving.

Snow is working an open guard so Dundee takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Dundee misses the shot to the body.
Snow tries to clinch but Dundee is having none of it.
Snow is breathing heavily.
Dundee throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Snow doesn't manage to clinch there - Dundee circles away.
Snow keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Snow moves into the clinch.
Snow has Dundee pressed against the cage.
Snow misses with a knee to the head.
Snow fails to pull guard.
Snow will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dundee up against the cage.
Snow misses with a knee strike.
Dundee throws a head punch that misses.
Snow tries a knee to the head but Dundee blocks it.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Dundee as Snow tries to tie him up.
Dundee is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Snow gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Dundee goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Snow tries to land a knee to the head but Dundee blocks with his arms.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Dundee can't break the clinch.
Snow trying to stall but Dundee improves his position.
Dundee can't break the clinch.
Snow is trying to maintain a safe position but Dundee gets an underhook and turns Snow into the cage.
Snow prevents a body shot from Dundee.
Snow is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by TooReal Snow.
Snow shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Dundee but Dundee pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Snow avoids the body shot from Dundee.
Snow tries to clinch

and Dundee counters with a nice single leg takedown and he's in Snow's guard now.
Dundee seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Dundee is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Snow can do to turn this around?
Dundee slips effortlessly into side control - very nice.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dundee cracks Snow with an elbow. That is naaassty.

Dundee looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Dundee trying to control the position but Snow is working away.

Dundee thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Snow is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Dundee is controlling him well.
Dundee connects with a decent looking elbow from side control that caused Snow some visible discomfort.
Dundee working the ground and pound.
Crocodile Dundee overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Snow tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dundee wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Dundee tries to cartwheel into mount but he doesn't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dundee is looking to take a break and control but Snow is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Snow is working to avoid the ground and pound but Dundee connects with a decent elbow.
Snow tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Dundee wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Snow pushes Dundee away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Dundee gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Dundee controlling the position.
Dundee scores with punches from side control.
Dundee wants to lay and pray for a moment but Snow keeps working.
Dundee working the body and head with strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Crocodile Dundee dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Dundee swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dundee thows a body shot but no joy.
Dundee fails with the takedown.
Dundee shoots in and drives through. Snow sprawls well.
Dundee is looking to wear down Snow with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Snow wants to clinch but Dundee slips to the side

and Dundee counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Snow trying to control here.

Snow actively working from the bottom here.
Dundee wants to free his trapped foot but Snow is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Snow takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Dundee looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Snow with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Dundee is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Snow is trying to stand back up but Dundee is controlling him

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dundee slips a nice elbow through Snow's hands, connecting with Snow's forehead.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dundee connects with a nice short shot to Snow's temple.
Snow is looking for a sweep. Dundee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Dundee wants to pass the guard but Snow is defending well.
Snow is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dundee scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dundee is taking a breather. Snow says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Dundee takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Snow trying to control from the bottom.
Dundee seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dundee landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Snow is looking for a sweep. Dundee is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dundee connects with a nice short shot to Snow's temple.
Dundee working over Snow with some ground and pound. Snow looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Snow is in trouble now - Dundee has advanced to mount!
Dundee raining down shots from the mount!
Snow manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Dundee lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.

Dundee is trying to work for a kimura but Snow is defending well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dundee works his foot free and advances to mount.
Snow is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Dundee scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish Snow?
Snow is looking to improve his position but Dundee isn't that keen on the idea.
Dundee controlling his opponent.
Snow tries to hold on but Dundee pushes him away.

Dundee is in full mount, looking to secure a guillotine but Snow is surviving well by controlling Dundee's body position as best he can.
Crocodile Dundee is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Snow wants to control but Dundee is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dundee looking to control and managing it successfully.
Snow is squirming around, avoiding Dundee's attempts to control the action.
Dundee breaks from Snow's wrist control and lands an elbow.
Snow is desperately trying to improve his position but Dundee has a good base and remains in mount.
Dundee unloading with bombs!
Snow is trying desperately to improve position.
Dundee controlling from mount.
TooReal Snow has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dundee seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Snow for as long as he can get away with.

And that's the end of the fight!
Crocodile Dundee showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Dundee, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge John Mangel scores the fight 30:26
Judge Skip Squint scores the fight 30:26
Judge Bruno Hogan scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Crocodile Dundee!