PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Walter White (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kraal The Bouncer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Bouncer has chosen WHERE THE SLIME LIVES as his entrance music. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!

White
vs
The Bouncer

185 cm
30
152 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

172 cm
29
148 lbs
15 - 12 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Walter White!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Kraal The Bouncer!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Bouncer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
The Bouncer lands a nice hook to White's body. White takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
White tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
White tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. The Bouncer manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
A swing and a miss from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
White takes a body punch but keeps moving.
The Bouncer scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Bouncer uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The Bouncer throws a looping overhand right but White ducks down to avoid it.
A big right from The Bouncer misses.
The Bouncer connects with a single shot there.
A big right from The Bouncer misses.
The Bouncer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice takedown defense from The Bouncer. No joy for White on that attempt.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
White darts in trying to clinch
and The Bouncer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bouncer is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Bouncer jabs White to the body, keeping him at a distance.
The Bouncer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Bouncer avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Bouncer has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
The Bouncer throws a shot to the body.
The Bouncer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The Bouncer misses with a looping left.
The Bouncer bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps White's head backwards.
The Bouncer lunges at White with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by White's hand.
White displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Bouncer throws out the jab.
White shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Bouncer pinned against the cage. The Bouncer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
White staying out of range there.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer throws a lazy right hand but White sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Bouncer digs a good hook to White's body.
White slips a jab from The Bouncer.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
White is looking to clinch but The Bouncer is avoiding it.
White wants to clinch.

The Bouncer gets tackled into the cage by White. White maintains the clinch.
The Bouncer taking a breather.
White is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but The Bouncer is keeping busy.
White stalling the fight.
The Bouncer is looking to control White's arms but White gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Bouncer has his back to the cage.
White tries to throw a body punch but The Bouncer avoids it by throwing White back against the cage.
White misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The Bouncer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
White tries to clinch up.
The Bouncer throws a body shot but no joy.

White has The Bouncer up against the cage in a clinch.
White swings away with an uppercut that misses.

The Bouncer breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
White tries to close the distance and clinch but The Bouncer swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Kraal The Bouncer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Bouncer listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
White shoots in for a takedown. He's persisting with it as The Bouncer sprawls well. The Bouncer wins this battle and keeps the fight standing. White gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Walter White. That's going to take a lot out of him.
White fails in his attempt to clinch.
White walks into a jab.
The Bouncer jabs at White's body.

White clinches up with The Bouncer and pushes him back against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stalling in the clinch from The Bouncer.
White stalling in the clinch but The Bouncer improves position.
White lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of The Bouncer backwards.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.

The Bouncer breaks from the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

White forces The Bouncer back against the cage and clinches.
White tries to work over The Bouncer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Bouncer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but White is keeping busy.
The Bouncer is leaning against White and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
The Bouncer wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Bouncer is struggling to control the position.
White really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
White looking to slow down the pace here.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
White misses with a punch on the inside.
The Bouncer is working hard here but doesn't seem to be able to control effectively, up against the cage.
White is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kraal The Bouncer dominated that round.
That's time! White's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

White tries to clinch up.
White wants to clinch.

White rushes The Bouncer and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.

The Bouncer breaks from the clinch.
The fighters circling - The Bouncer throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kraal The Bouncer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Bouncer keeps the fight on the outside.

White darts in and clinches The Bouncer up against the cage.
White misses with a shot to the kidneys.
The Bouncer taking a breather.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Bouncer is persisting with his attempts to control the action in the clinch, rather than do any real damage.
White swings wildly with an uppercut but The Bouncer uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Bouncer displaying some good clinch control by pressing White up against the cage.
White misses with a hook from the clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
White tries a body shot but The Bouncer blocks it.
The Bouncer is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
White throws a punch but it's blocked by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer taking a breather.
White misses with a body punch.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
The Bouncer trying to stall but White improves his position.
White letting The Bouncer take a breather here.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Kraal The Bouncer.
White tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and The Bouncer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps White thinking.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Bouncer darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Bouncer throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Bouncer swings widly with a right hand
and White counters with a left to the body.
The Bouncer throws a big shot that misses.
Kraal The Bouncer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bouncer keeps the fight on the outside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice uppercut lands for The Bouncer. That snapped White's head back.
White is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Bouncer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Bouncer cracks White with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Bouncer throws an overhand right that lands on White's shoulder, as White tries to avoid the shot.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Bouncer, as that shot connected.

White is rocked!
The Bouncer misses with an uppercut.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
White tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Bouncer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Bouncer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but White manages to avoid it.
The fight stays on the outside here - White looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

White closes the distance and clinches.

The Bouncer manages to break the clinch.
The Bouncer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White is looking to clinch.
The Bouncer misses with a hook.
White darts in trying to clinch
enabling The Bouncer to counter with a crisp jab.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Bouncer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
White staying out of range there.
The Bouncer looks to land a left hand but White moved out of range nicely.
The Bouncer connects with a jab.
The Bouncer throws a looping overhand right but White ducks down to avoid it.
White is looking to clinch.
The Bouncer misses with a lunging right hand
and White counters with a lovely straight right hand!
White is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
White shoots for a double leg takedown but The Bouncer sprawls well. He's pushed White's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

The Bouncer lands a left and a right that send White crashing to the mat, dazed. The Bouncer thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
Oh White is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

It looks like Walter White has been cut.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Bouncer misses with a hook. White ducked under it nicely.
White lands a jab to The Bouncer's midsection.
White shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. The Bouncer defends it nicely.
White tries to clinch there but The Bouncer circles away.
White tries to clinch up.
The Bouncer throws a jab but it's blocked by White.
The Bouncer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. White doesn't seem bothered though.
White seems to have got his legs back now.
White jabs at The Bouncer's body.
White uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer ducks under a wild hook from White.
The Bouncer swings for the body but White moves out of range.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for White. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
White takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kraal The Bouncer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Walter White's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!

A swing and a miss from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
White steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Bouncer.
Decent striking displayed by The Bouncer there.
The Bouncer cracks White with a right hand to the side of the head.
The Bouncer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. White sees it coming and avoids it easily.
A telegraphed right hand from The Bouncer misses the target.
Nice shot by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a body punch but White moves out of range.
White ducks under a wild hook from The Bouncer.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
White wants to clinch.
The Bouncer throws a jab but it's blocked by White.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Bouncer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but White was well out of range. Poor timing from The Bouncer.
Nice uppercut lands for The Bouncer. That snapped White's head back.
The Bouncer throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent White stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
White tries to clinch but The Bouncer moves out of range.
White shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has The Bouncer pinned against the cage. The Bouncer gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
The Bouncer jabbing away but nothing is landing.
White uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer lands with a right hand.
White is looking to clinch.
White misses with a takedown attempt - The Bouncer sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A left lands for The Bouncer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer circles away from the clinch attempt.
White tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
White takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

White drives through with a takedown into The Bouncer's guard. Let's see what he can do from the top position.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Bouncer is doing well to control the posture of his opponent and prevent any damage.
The Bouncer has momentary wrist control but White slips an elbow through the middle.
The Bouncer is avoiding any damage by keeping wrist control.
We've been hearing that White has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.
White tries to free his leg and advance position but The Bouncer is retaining full guard.
White in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
The Bouncer trying to control the position.
White trying to control the position from guard on top but The Bouncer is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
White will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
White is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Walter White has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
White is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
White looking to pass the guard.
White postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Bouncer is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The Bouncer has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Kraal The Bouncer is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
White looks for a takedown but The Bouncer sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Walter White. That's going to take a lot out of him.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by The Bouncer.
White looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
White displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Bouncer throws out the jab.
White doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Bouncer swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Bouncer lands the left hand.
The Bouncer feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Whites jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
The Bouncer misses with a hook.
White tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Bouncer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Bouncer lands a jab to White's midsection.
The Bouncer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by White.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kraal The Bouncer comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Bouncer winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 27:30
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Antenori scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kraal The Bouncer!
An out of breath and clearly excited Kraal The Bouncer thanked Museum of Monsters & Madmen for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).