PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Jingle Jingle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Norman Parke (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Jingle might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Kay Kyser - I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Jingle
vs
Parke

178 cm
22
169 lbs
8 - 3 - 0

180 cm
23
155 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jingle Jingle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Norman Parke!
The judges for this bout are , Don Winkell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parke fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Parke moves away from the strike by Jingle.
Jingle tests Parke's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parke looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A shot to the liver by Parke. Beautiful body shot.
Jingle goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

It looks like Norman Parke has been cut.
Jingle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Jingle shoots for a takedown but Parke saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Parke tries to clinch up but Jingle circles away and keeps his distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Parke. Jingle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Jingle misses with an uppercut. Parke saw that one coming.
Parke's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Parke duly obliges.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A swing and a miss from Jingle.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jingle takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Parke moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Jingle slips a jab and a cross from Parke.
Parke swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jingle on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Nice body punch from Jingle.
Parke thuds a left hand into Jingle's body.
Jingle lands with a hook. Parke tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Parke misses with a looping left.
Jingle avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Parke is looking to clinch but Jingle is avoiding it.
Jingle misses with a looping left.
Parke tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Jingle paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Jingle circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jingle lands a body shot.
Jingle takes one on the button.
Jingle slips a jab from Parke.
Parke throws a big shot that misses.
Jingle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Parke moves away.
Parke cracks Jingle with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Parke ducks under a wild hook from Jingle.
Jingle throws a looping overhand right but Parke ducks down to avoid it.
Jingle takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Parke scores with a sloppy right hand. Jingle should have avoided that one.
Parke moves away from the strike by Jingle.
Parke will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parke uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jingle.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Jingle looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Parke lands an overhand right.
Parke thows a left - swing and a miss!
Jingle shoots in for a double leg but Parke sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Jingle cracks Parke with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Parke throws a right and a left that Jingle avoids nicely.
Parke steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Jingle.
Parke keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Parke avoids the body shot from Jingle.
Jingle on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Parke swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parke lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
A slow jab from Jingle misses its intended target.
Parke misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jingle lands a jab to the head.
Parke avoids the body shot from Jingle.
Parke is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Jingle had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Parke connects with the punch.
Jingle dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Jingle misses with a series of wild punches.
Jingle fails to land the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jingle Jingle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parke looks to land a combination. Jingle sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parke looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Norman Parke dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Norman Parke's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Jingle throws out a loose jab but Parke uses good head movement to avoid it.
Parke fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Jingle manages to avoid it.
Parke stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Parke wants it to stay on the feet.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Jingle is defended easily by Parke.
Parke connects with a nice looking jab.
Parke throws out a loose jab but Jingle uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Parke leaves Jingle with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jingle Jingle. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parke is looking to clinch but Jingle is avoiding it.
Parke lands a nice hook to Jingle's body. Jingle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Jingle misses with a wild combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parke rushes Jingle and presses him up against the cage.
Parke lands a left hand that snaps the head of Jingle backwards.
Parke tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
I was talking to Jingle's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight.
Parke stalling in the clinch but Jingle improves position.

Jingle breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jingle closes the distance and clinches up with Parke, looking for a takedown. Jingle pushes Parke against the cage but Parke circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Parke has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Parke throws a jab when Jingle was well out of range.
Jingle moves out of range of the strikes.
Parke keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nice defenses there by Parke.
Parke throws a series of punches but Jingle moves out of range.

Parke gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Parke tries to throw a body punch but Jingle avoids it by throwing Parke back against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parke digs a right hand into Jingle's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Jingle's gas tank.
Parke throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Jingles head.
Parke misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jingle blocks an uppercut.
Jingle blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Parke on the inside.

Parke tightens his grip and picks Jingle up, before dumping him to the ground. Jingle manages to land in guard.
Parke throws a big elbow that misses.
Parke has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Parke throws a big right hand that misses.

Parke throws a sloppy strike and Jingle has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Parke is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Jingle!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Jingle Jingle!
Jingle Jingle seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.