PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kwitcher Bitchin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Adolf Schwarzkopf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kwitcher Bitchin has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Bitchin
vs
Schwarzkopf

180 cm
25
204 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

200 cm
25
215 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Kwitcher Bitchin!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Adolf Schwarzkopf!
The judges for this bout are Sandra Marshall, Santiago Holmes and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bitchin on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Schwarzkopf. Schwarzkopf obviously looking to wear him down.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitchin checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Bitchin tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Schwarzkopf counters with a big head kick but Bitchin shrugs it off.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bitchin misses the jab.
Bitchin is looking to clinch.
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzkopf counters with an inside leg kick.
Schwarzkopf throws a sloppy head kick and Bitchin moves out of range easily.
Schwarzkopf plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Schwarzkopf keeps the fight on the outside.
Bitchin darts in trying to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a low kick, right behind Bitchin 's knee.
Bitchin checks a leg kick.
Bitchin is looking to clinch.
Schwarzkopf keeps the fight on the outside.
Bitchin tries to clinch there but Schwarzkopf circles away.
Schwarzkopf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
An inside leg kick from Schwarzkopf misses.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitchin looks to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with an inside leg kick.
Schwarzkopf throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Bitchin.
Schwarzkopf swats away the attempt to clinch by Bitchin.
Schwarzkopf looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Bitchin misses with a series of wild punches.
Bitchin wants to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a head kick.
Bitchin tries to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a big head kick but Bitchin shrugs it off.
Bitchin misses with a looping left.
The fighters circling - Bitchin throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Bitchin looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.
Schwarzkopf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bitchin tries to clinch up.
Bitchin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitchin tries to clinch up but Schwarzkopf circles away and keeps his distance.
Bitchin tries to bum rush Schwarzkopf with a series of wild strikes but Schwarzkopf uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwarzkopf connects with an inside leg kick.
Bitchin lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Schwarzkopf circles away quickly and effectively.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bitchin on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Bitchin wants to clinch but Schwarzkopf slips to the side
and Schwarzkopf counters with a nice kick to the body.
Bitchin avoids the head kick by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A head kick misses from Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf throws a nice head kick!
Schwarzkopf feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bitchin's calf.
Bitchin wants to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a big head kick but Bitchin shrugs it off.
Schwarzkopf bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Good leg kick by Schwarzkopf there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Schwarzkopf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bitchin tries to clinch up
and Schwarzkopf counters with a solid body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitchin jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bitchin tries to clinch there but Schwarzkopf circles away.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses.
Schwarzkopf defending well as Bitchin loads up on a big left hand.
Bitchin tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Schwarzkopf counters with a low kick, right behind Bitchin 's knee.
A solid leg kick lands there for Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
A head kick from Schwarzkopf lands but Bitchin takes it in his stride.
Bitchin tries to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a low kick, right behind Bitchin 's knee.
Bitchin tries to clinch up
and Schwarzkopf counters with a body kick.
Schwarzkopf looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Nice defenses there by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzkopf counters with an outside leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzkopf lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
Bitchin tries to clinch but Schwarzkopf moves out of range.
Bitchin wants to clinch but Schwarzkopf slips to the side
and Schwarzkopf counters with a slapping leg kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzkopf counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses.
Bitchin takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Bitchin looks to land a left hand but Schwarzkopf moved out of range nicely.
Bitchin tries to clinch but fails miserably

and Schwarzkopf counters with a head kick that drops Bitchin to the mat! Bitchin scrambles across the canvas and gets back to his feet, still wobbly!
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bitchin darts in trying to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with an outside leg kick.
Bitchin will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that half lands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Schwarzkopf dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Schwarzkopf keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bitchin.
Adolf Schwarzkopf seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bitchin misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Schwarzkopf throws a sloppy head kick and Bitchin moves out of range easily.
Schwarzkopf attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitchin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Schwarzkopf avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Bitchin looks to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a body kick that stops Bitchin in his tracks momentarily.
Nice body kick there by Schwarzkopf.
A nice leg kick lands there from Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf lands a nice looking kick to the body. Bitchin takes a step back to recover.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Schwarzkopf swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Schwarzkopf tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitchin closes the distance but Schwarzkopf moves to the side
and Schwarzkopf counters with a leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Schwarzkopf thumps Bitchin with a low kick.
Bitchin wants to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a head kick. That will keep Bitchin thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Schwarzkopf cracks the inside of Bitchin's front leg.
Schwarzkopf has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Schwarzkopf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Bitchin looks to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bitchin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Kwitcher Bitchin is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A head kick misses from Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf misses with a low kick.
Bitchin is looking to clinch but Schwarzkopf is avoiding it.
Schwarzkopf throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bitchin misses with a hook. Schwarzkopf ducked under it nicely.
Bitchin misses with a hook.
Schwarzkopf tries a head kick but it misses.
Schwarzkopf keeps the fight on the outside.
Schwarzkopf fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Bitchin is out of range.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Bitchin might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzkopf scores with a head kick. Bitchin tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Bitchin is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Schwarzkopf's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Schwarzkopf is breathing heavily.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A solid leg kick lands there for Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Schwarzkopf keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bitchin.
Bitchin tries to clinch but Schwarzkopf moves out of range.
Schwarzkopf slips under a jab from Bitchin.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch but Schwarzkopf swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bitchin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitchin moves to clinch but Schwarzkopf breaks away
and Schwarzkopf counters with a good low kick that Bitchin was not able to check.
Bitchin takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Schwarzkopf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bitchin wants to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a nice kick to the body.
Schwarzkopf throws a nice head kick!
A kick lands to the mid section there for Schwarzkopf.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitchin wants to clinch up but Schwarzkopf keeps it at a distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from Schwarzkopf.
A head kick misses from Schwarzkopf.
An inside leg kick from Schwarzkopf misses.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses.
Bitchin scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

It looks like Adolf Schwarzkopf has been cut.
Schwarzkopf swats away the attempt to clinch by Bitchin.
Bitchin tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schwarzkopf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitchin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin avoids the head kick by Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin loads up on a big right hand but Schwarzkopf slips the punch.
Schwarzkopf connects with a solid leg kick.
Schwarzkopf explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Schwarzkopf tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bitchin is looking to clinch but Schwarzkopf is avoiding it.
Bitchin avoids the head kick by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Schwarzkopf avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
A big right from Bitchin misses.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice body kick there by Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin misses with a few strikes there.
Schwarzkopf is looking to slow Bitchin down with leg kicks.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick but Bitchin moves out of range.
A clash of legs there as Bitchin blocks the low kick.
Bitchin wants to clinch.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Schwarzkopf showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Adolf Schwarzkopf's cut.
That's time! Bitchin's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that Bitchin semi-blocks.
Bitchin avoids the head kick by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that half lands.
Schwarzkopf connects with a high kick.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitchin tries to clinch but Schwarzkopf moves out of range.
A thudding body kick lands there by Schwarzkopf!
Schwarzkopf lands a head kick!
Bitchin waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin is looking to clinch but Schwarzkopf is avoiding it.
Nice defenses there by Schwarzkopf.
Bitchin moves to clinch but Schwarzkopf breaks away
and Schwarzkopf counters with a flying knee. Nice.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Schwarzkopf throws a sloppy head kick and Bitchin moves out of range easily.
Schwarzkopf takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bitchin misses with a wild combination.
Bitchin is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Bitchin takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bitchin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Bitchin doesn't manage to clinch there - Schwarzkopf circles away.
Schwarzkopf throws a head kick that misses.
Schwarzkopf ducks under a wild hook from Bitchin.
Bitchin tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Schwarzkopf makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bitchin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bitchin throws a hook but Schwarzkopf avoids it easily.
Bitchin tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Schwarzkopf counters with a big head kick but Bitchin shrugs it off.
Bitchin avoids the head kick by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf swats away the attempt to clinch by Bitchin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bitchin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Schwarzkopf throws a nice head kick!
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzkopf counters with a thumping low kick.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitchin swinging wildly here.
Schwarzkopf throws the kick towards the body but Bitchin avoids it.
Bitchin tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schwarzkopf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitchin takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitchin doesn't manage to clinch there - Schwarzkopf circles away.
Bitchin tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schwarzkopf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Bitchin tries to clinch up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bitchin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Bitchin looks to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bitchin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Schwarzkopf tried to score with a low kick but Bitchin checks it.
A good leg kick by Schwarzkopf.
Schwarzkopf swats away the attempt to clinch by Bitchin.
Schwarzkopf pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Bitchin misses with a series of wild punches.
Bitchin tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. Schwarzkopf manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Schwarzkopf throws a front kick that sends Bitchin stumbling back into the ropes.
Schwarzkopf circles away from the clinch attempt
and Schwarzkopf counters with a leg kick.
Schwarzkopf scores with a head kick. Bitchin tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Schwarzkopf misses with a low kick.
Schwarzkopf turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bitchin moves in looking to clinch but Schwarzkopf pushes him off.
Schwarzkopf tries a head kick but it misses.
Bitchin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Schwarzkopf throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bitchin moves to clinch but Schwarzkopf breaks away
and Schwarzkopf counters with a kick to the head that grazes his opponent. Bitchin is lucky that one didn't land flush.
Bitchin tries to clinch but Schwarzkopf moves away
and Schwarzkopf counters with a low kick, right behind Bitchin 's knee.
Bitchin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Schwarzkopf paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Bitchin wants to clinch
and Schwarzkopf counters with a body kick.
Kwitcher Bitchin has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bitchin tries to clinch but Schwarzkopf moves out of range.
Schwarzkopf feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bitchin's calf.
Schwarzkopf slips under a jab.

And that's the end of the fight!
Adolf Schwarzkopf comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Schwarzkopf has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sandra Marshall scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Adolf Schwarzkopf!
Adolf Schwarzkopf thanked the fans post fight for their support.