PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jack Neely (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Dos Equis Guy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Neely's entrance music is Cracker - Low. A fine choice. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Neely
vs
Dos Equis Guy

195 cm
32
275 lbs
31 - 14 - 0

194 cm
35
241 lbs
33 - 13 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jack Neely!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 33 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Dos Equis Guy!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Trevor Gratis and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Neely falls off balance throwing a combination
and Dos Equis Guy counters with a left to the body.
Neely looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
We've been hearing reports that Neely has been drilling takedowns in recent sessions so let's see if that has an impact on the result of this fight.
Dos Equis Guy stuffs the takedown.
Neely throws a head kick that misses.
The Dos Equis Guy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Neely has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Dos Equis Guy.
Neely lands with a right hand.
Neely looks for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Neely just misses with a punch to the body.
Neely swings away with a leg kick that misses.
Neely on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Neely dives in and grabs Dos Equis Guy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Dos Equis Guy pushes down on Neely's head and hops out.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Neely scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Neely throws a hook but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy avoids the body shot from Neely.
Dos Equis Guy moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Jack Neely has been cut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dos Equis Guy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Neely.
Dos Equis Guy jabbing away but nothing is landing.

Dos Equis Guy gets caught flat footed, as Neely shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy looking for a sweep. Not yet Dos Equis Guy, not yet.
Dos Equis Guy avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Neely postures up in Dos Equis Guy's guard and throws a big left but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Neely lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Dos Equis Guy is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Neely trying to control but Dos Equis Guy is working from the bottom.
Neely is stalling in the full guard.
Neely preventing the sweep.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Neely postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Dos Equis Guy trying to keep a closed guard but Neely is proving a slippery customer.
Neely has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Neely tries to free his leg and advance position but Dos Equis Guy is retaining full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Neely is one step ahead there.
Neely is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Neely trying to move into half guard but instead Dos Equis Guy has managed to sweep!

Neely tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Neely controlling Dos Equis Guy's posture.
Neely looking for a sweep. Not yet Neely, not yet.
Neely is pulling down on Dos Equis Guy's head to control his posture.
Dos Equis Guy must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to stand up but Neely won't let him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neely looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Neely looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.
Neely has a closed guard, preventing Dos Equis Guy from standing up.

Dos Equis Guy stands and steps away. Neely gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.

Neely instigates a clinch.
Neely lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Knees in the clinch landing for Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy gets underhooks to prevent Neely's takedown attempt.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Neely wants a takedown.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy tries to work over Neely's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Neely controls his hands.
Nice body punch from Dos Equis Guy.
Neely is breathing heavily.
Dos Equis Guy crunches a lovely knee into Neely's ribcage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Neely lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Neely controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
Good body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Dos Equis Guy misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short body shot lands from Dos Equis Guy as the two fighters clinch.
Neely blocks a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy struggles to land a body shot inside as Neely controls his hands.
Neely prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Neely is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Dos Equis Guy pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Dos Equis Guy presses Neely against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dos Equis Guy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Neely avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Neely fails to land.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Neely.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jack Neely's cut.
That's time! Back to the action!

Jab by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a nice inside leg kick.
Neely takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Dos Equis Guy's corner calls for a 1-2. Dos Equis Guy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Dos Equis Guy throws a body shot but no joy.
Neely has a takedown stuffed.
Dos Equis Guy connects with a right hand. Neely shakes it off.
Neely steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dos Equis Guy.
Neely throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Neely takes a swing at Dos Equis Guy's ribcage but misses.
Dos Equis Guy blocks a low kick nicely.
Dos Equis Guy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Dos Equis Guy throws an ugly left hook that misses

and Neely counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Dos Equis Guy is pressing down on Neely's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Dos Equis Guy. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dos Equis Guy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Neely is pushing down on Dos Equis Guy's leg trying to pass to half guard. Dos Equis Guy is fighting to maintain full guard but Neely has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neely missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Dos Equis Guy is looking for a sweep. Neely is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Neely works his way into full mount!
Dos Equis Guy tries to reverse the position but Neely maintains control.
Dos Equis Guy is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Dos Equis Guy holds on to Neely around his waist, trying desperately to prevent any attacks.
Neely raining down shots from the mount!
Neely working the ground and pound effectively.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy regains half guard.
Neely is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Dos Equis Guy is holding on to half guard well.

Neely is trying to work for a kimura but Dos Equis Guy is defending well.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dos Equis Guy tries to get to full guard but Neely has control of the leg.
Neely is trying to control. Dos Equis Guy wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dos Equis Guy is looking for a sweep. Neely is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Neely thows a huge punch but Dos Equis Guy dodges it nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy is trying to get back to full guard.
Dos Equis Guy taking some punishment here, with Neely in his half guard.
Dos Equis Guy is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
The fighters are battling for position here. Dos Equis Guy manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Neely postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.
Neely throws a strike but Dos Equis Guy rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top.

Dos Equis Guy is looking to stand up but Neely won't let him.

Neely is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dos Equis Guy stands up from Neely's guard - Dos Equis Guy perhaps looking for a knockout.
Neely closes the distance and clinches up with Dos Equis Guy, looking for a takedown. Neely pushes Dos Equis Guy against the cage but Dos Equis Guy circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A looping hook to the body misses from Dos Equis Guy. Neely does a little dance to reset his feet.
Neely swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dos Equis Guy throws the left hand but Neely avoids the punch easily.
Neely fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Neely.
Dos Equis Guy scores with a decent looking hook.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Dos Equis Guy lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Neely has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Neely and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Dos Equis Guy misses the shot to the body.
Good leg kick by Dos Equis Guy there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

The Dos Equis Guy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jack Neely's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Neely misses the shot to the body.
Neely slips a straight right by Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy throws a lazy right hand but Neely sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dos Equis Guy lands with a nice body punch.
Neely shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Dos Equis Guy pinned against the cage. Dos Equis Guy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Dos Equis Guy looks to score with a jab to the body but Neely is just out of range.
Neely wants to slow Dos Equis Guy down by chopping away at his legs.
Neely misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Dos Equis Guy tests Neely's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a kick to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Neely moves out of range as Dos Equis Guy strikes.
Dos Equis Guy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Neely misses with a series of wild punches.
Neely walks into a stiff left hand from Dos Equis Guy.

Jack Neely's cut is getting worse.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Neely misses the target.
Dos Equis Guy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Neely with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Dos Equis Guy to score with a decent uppercut.
Dos Equis Guy walks forward, straight into a front kick from Neely.
Dos Equis Guy cracks the inside of Neely's front leg.
Neely darts in looking for a takedown but Dos Equis Guy gets double underhooks and turns Neely into the cage.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Neely prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Neely lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dos Equis Guy can't find room to land a body shot as Neely controls the action.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Neely fails to land.
A right hook to the body lands for Neely.
Neely doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a body punch.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.
Neely tries to throw a body punch but Dos Equis Guy avoids it by throwing Neely back against the cage.
Neely doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Neely looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jack Neely. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shot to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a hook that snaps the head of Neely backwards.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Jack Neely has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Dos Equis Guy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land knees in the clinch but Neely avoids the damage to the body.
Dos Equis Guy is leaning against Neely and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Dos Equis Guy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Dos Equis Guy tries to throw a body punch but Neely avoids it by throwing Dos Equis Guy back against the cage.
Dos Equis Guy tries a body shot but Neely blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Neely tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Neely misses with a punch to the body.
Neely can't find room to land a body shot as Dos Equis Guy controls the action.
Neely has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Dos Equis Guy avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body shot.
Dos Equis Guy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Neely prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy misses with a punch to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dos Equis Guy stops a takedown attempt from Neely.
Neely tries for a takedown. No joy.
Dos Equis Guy lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Neely.
Neely prevents a body shot from Dos Equis Guy.
Dos Equis Guy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Neely misses with a punch to the body.
Dos Equis Guy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Neely working aggressively here.
Dos Equis Guy goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

Neely has Dos Equis Guy pressed up against the cage. He's trying to work for a single leg takedown. Neely pulls back from the cage and twists to the side, sending Dos Equis Guy tumbling to the mat - Neely dives into Dos Equis Guy's guard.
Jack Neely overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Neely with a flurry of punches that miss.
Neely stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Dos Equis Guy swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Neely stands up over Dos Equis Guy, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Dos Equis Guy wants to sweep here but Neely controlling him for the moment.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neely postures up in Dos Equis Guy's guard and throws a big left but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Neely postures up in Dos Equis Guy's guard and throws a big left but Dos Equis Guy blocks it.
Dos Equis Guy wants to sweep but no luck.
Dos Equis Guy is pulling down on Neely's head to control his posture.
Neely chips away with some ground and pound.
Neely keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Dos Equis Guy's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Dos Equis Guy utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Neely loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

And that's the end of the fight!
The Dos Equis Guy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Dos Equis Guy winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dillan Fox scores the fight 27:30
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 27:30
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... The Dos Equis Guy!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, The Dos Equis Guy made sure he mentioned Convicted Trap House, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
Jack Neely was interviewed post fight and said 'I'll be back.'.