PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Convicted Killer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lester Cockenschtuff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cockenschtuff is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Wynona's Big Brown Beaver by Primus. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Killer
vs
Cockenschtuff

200 cm
27
298 lbs
15 - 5 - 0

193 cm
33
269 lbs
29 - 14 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Hellbent
Fury Nutrition Inc.

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Convicted Killer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 14 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lester Cockenschtuff!
The judges for this bout are Eddie Farnsworth, Alyssa Summers and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer avoids the head kick by Cockenschtuff.
Killer misses with a hook. Cockenschtuff ducked under it nicely.
Killer dodges the punch combination from Cockenschtuff.
Killer tries to work over Cockenschtuff's front leg with a kick but Cockenschtuff checks it.
Killer changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a right hook to the body.
Cockenschtuff throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cockenschtuff throws a body punch but Killer moves out of range.
Cockenschtuff has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Killer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Killer pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Killer tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Cockenschtuff manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cockenschtuff doesn't manage to clinch there - Killer circles away.
Killer takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Convicted Killer has been cut.
We've been told by Killer's head coaches at Philly Dawgz MMA - PIT Inc that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Cockenschtuff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Killer paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Cockenschtuff ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Cockenschtuff misses with a hook
and Killer connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Killer tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Cockenschtuff is able to avoid easily.
Killer throws a body kick that misses.
Cockenschtuff connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Cockenschtuff connects with a solid leg kick.
Killer uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff connects with a body shot that sends Killer's belly button to the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Killer thows a leg kick but Cockenschtuff checks it
and Cockenschtuff counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Killer avoids the head kick by Cockenschtuff.
Killer misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Killer takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Killer swats away the attempt to clinch by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff tries a head kick but it misses.
Cockenschtuff wants to clinch up but Killer keeps it at a distance.
Killer blocks a low kick nicely.
Killer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cockenschtuff.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Killer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Cockenschtuff misses with a body shot.
Killer takes a jab right on the kisser.
Cockenschtuff moves in looking to clinch but Killer pushes him off.

Cockenschtuff closes the distance and clinches.
Killer lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

It looks like Lester Cockenschtuff has been cut.
Nice body punch from Cockenschtuff.
Killer tries to land knees in the clinch but Cockenschtuff avoids the damage to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Killer.
Killer is breathing heavily.
Cockenschtuff working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Killers head.
Killer throws an elbow but it misses.
Killer misses with some punches.
Cockenschtuff managing to block the knees to the body from Killer.
Cockenschtuff blocks the elbow strike.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Cockenschtuff putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Killer in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Killer backwards.
Cockenschtuff landing knees to the body.
Cockenschtuff leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cockenschtuff pushes Killer back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff scores a nice knee to the body.
Cockenschtuff creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Killer's defenses.
Cockenschtuff lands with a light punch inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Cockenschtuff.
Cockenschtuff lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cockenschtuff presses Killer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cockenschtuff.

Convicted Killer's cut is getting worse.
Cockenschtuff lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Killer backwards.

Killer is rocked!

Convicted Killer's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Cockenschtuff presses Killer against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Oh Killer is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cockenschtuff stalling in the clinch.
Cockenschtuff dips a shoulder and cracks Killer with a mighty uppercut! Killer falls back against the cage and Cockenschtuff unloads with a barrage of strikes! Killer is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - Cockenschtuff screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lester Cockenschtuff!
A victorious Lester Cockenschtuff thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.