PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dick Dingleberry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Craig Potz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dingleberry comes to the cage accompanied by PANTERA - F*CKING HOSTILE. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

Dingleberry
vs
Potz

180 cm
36
218 lbs
28 - 15 - 2

170 cm
34
280 lbs
14 - 9 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 15 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Dingleberry!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 14 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Craig Potz !
The judges for this bout are Alan Glass, Tiny Johnson and Cecil Peabody.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dingleberry shoots in looking for a takedown but Potz manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Dingleberry's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Horrible takedown attempt by Dingleberry or perhaps it was just good defense by Potz , which made it look bad.
Dingleberry tries for a takedown but Potz circles away easily
and Potz counters with a nice uppercut.

Dick Dingleberry's cut is getting worse.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dick Dingleberry. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Potz lands a left and a right that send Dingleberry crashing to the mat, dazed. Potz thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Dick Dingleberry's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Potz throws a low kick but Dingleberry moves out of range easily.
A head kick misses from Dingleberry.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Dingleberry takes a swing at Potz 's ribcage but misses.
Dingleberry closes the distance and clinches up with Potz , looking for a takedown. Dingleberry pushes Potz against the cage but Potz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Potz throws a right hand that Dingleberry ducks under and follows up with a left that Dingleberry also avoids with ease.
Dingleberry misses with a takedown attempt - Potz sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
No joy there for Dingleberry, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Potz lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.

Jeez, Dick Dingleberry's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dick Dingleberry's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Craig Potz !
After winning the bout, Craig Potz thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.