PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Lan Mandragoran (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evander Holyshit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Holyshit has chosen You're gonna die! as his entrance music. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Mandragoran
vs
Holyshit

202 cm
30
257 lbs
25 - 12 - 0

196 cm
37
263 lbs
40 - 24 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Valhalla Fight Wear
Hellbent

GREEN!160

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Lan Mandragoran!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 40 - 24 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Evander Holyshit!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A jab from Holyshit finds it's way through Mandragoran's defenses.
Holyshit connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Mandragoran momentarily.
Mandragoran lands a jab to the head.

It looks like Evander Holyshit has been cut.
Mandragoran checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Holyshit moves away from the strike by Mandragoran.
Holyshit lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Mandragoran misses the shot to the body.
Holyshit looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Mandragoran lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mandragoran misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Holyshit.
Mandragoran misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Holyshit counters with a body kick.
Holyshit slips under a jab.
A countering left hand to the body from Holyshit misses.
Good shot there by Holyshit.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Holyshit ducks under a wild hook from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Holyshit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Holyshit takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Holyshit uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Mandragoran.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mandragoran tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Holyshit was well out of range. Poor timing from Mandragoran.
Holyshit misses with a hook. Mandragoran ducked under it nicely.
Mandragoran lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Holyshit throws a nice head kick!
Holyshit tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Mandragoran keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mandragoran throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Mandragoran throws a body punch but Holyshit moves out of range.
Holyshit sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Holyshit misses with a looping right.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Holyshit.
A jab from Holyshit misses.
Nice defenses there by Holyshit.
Mandragoran walks into a straight right hand from Holyshit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mandragoran lands a nice looking body kick.
Holyshit has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Holyshit tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Holyshit ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
Mandragoran scores with a leg kick.
Holyshit throws out a loose jab but Mandragoran uses good head movement to avoid it.
Holyshit pivots, looking for a leg kick but Mandragoran is out of range and Holyshit settles back down.
Mandragoran misses with an uppercut. Holyshit saw that one coming.
Holyshit fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Mandragoran checks it well.
Holyshit shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Mandragoran defends it nicely.
Mandragoran jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Lan Mandragoran is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
A big right from Holyshit misses.
Holyshit doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Holyshit looks winded!
Mandragoran misses with a double jab.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Mandragoran misses with a hook. Holyshit ducked under it nicely.
Holyshit keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Holyshit misses with a body shot.
Holyshit lands with an overhand left.
Mandragoran missing with a left hand there. Holyshit was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Mandragoran blocks a leg kick.
Holyshit dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Mandragoran. That did some damage!
Mandragoran takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Mandragoran throws a leg kick which misses Holyshit's front leg but catches the back leg as Holyshit tries to avoid it.
Holyshit tests Mandragoran's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Mandragoran goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Holyshit staying out of range there.
Holyshit fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Mandragoran has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mandragoran walks into a left hand.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Holyshit keeps Mandragoran at a distance using the push kick.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Mandragoran misses with a body shot.
A solid leg kick lands there for Mandragoran.
Holyshit is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Mandragoran had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
A lazy left from Mandragoran finds it's target.
Holyshit checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Mandragoran does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mandragoran checks a low kick from Holyshit.
The fighters circling - Holyshit throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lan Mandragoran seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Holyshit.
Mandragoran swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Holyshit blocks a jab.
Holyshit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Mandragoran.
Holyshit cracks a nice hook into Mandragoran's ribs.
Mandragoran throws a body shot but no joy.
Mandragoran has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Holyshit.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Holyshit throws a shot from downtown. Mandragoran moves away and avoids it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Evander Holyshit will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Holyshit looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mandragoran checks a leg kick.
Mandragoran checks a leg kick.
Mandragoran is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Mandragoran lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Mandragoran connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Mandragoran throws a hook but Holyshit blocks it.
Holyshit misses with a looping right.
Mandragoran throws a push kick but Holyshit slaps the foot to one side.
Holyshit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Holyshit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mandragoran.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mandragoran thows a leg kick but Holyshit checks it
and Holyshit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
A swing and a miss from Holyshit.
Holyshit connects with a leg kick. Mandragoran looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Mandragoran lands a really nice looking cross but Holyshit seems unphased.
Evander Holyshit seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Mandragoran misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Holyshit throws a low kick, looking for Mandragoran's leg but Mandragoran calmly moves out of range.
Mandragoran appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
A jab from Mandragoran misses.
Mandragoran uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Holyshit.
Holyshit throws a jab but it's blocked by Mandragoran.
Holyshit misses with a kick to the body.
Mandragoran dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Holyshit checks a leg kick nicely.
Holyshit lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Mandragoran checks a leg kick.
Mandragoran appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Mandragoran pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Holyshit lands with a straight right. Mandragoran didn't see that one coming.
Mandragoran is looking to slow Holyshit down with leg kicks.
Mandragoran throws a body shot but no joy.
Mandragoran looks to score with a jab to the body but Holyshit is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mandragoran works the jab nicely.
Mandragoran looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mandragoran throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Holyshit pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Mandragoran ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Holyshit misses with a body kick.
Mandragoran attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Mandragoran misses with a wild body shot.
Holyshit throws out a counter right but Mandragoran avoids it with no problem.
Mandragoran keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Mandragoran throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Holyshit now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Mandragoran ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Holyshit moves away.
Holyshit throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A lazy body kick from Mandragoran
and Holyshit counters with a low kick, right behind Mandragoran 's knee.
A clash of legs there as Holyshit blocks the low kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mandragoran checks the leg kick.
Holyshit throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mandragoran misses with a wild combination.
Mandragoran misses the shot to the body.
Holyshit pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Mandragoran throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Holyshit uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Holyshit dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Holyshit does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Mandragoran connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Mandragoran throws a jab when Holyshit was well out of range.
Mandragoran works the jab nicely.
Mandragoran throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mandragoran!
Mandragoran throws a front kick aimed at Holyshit's knee but Holyshit avoids it well.
Mandragoran takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Holyshit throws a jab when Mandragoran was well out of range.
Holyshit throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mandragoran sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Holyshit misses with a leg kick
and Mandragoran counters with an outside leg kick.
Holyshit keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Holyshit was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Mandragoran bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Mandragoran misses with a looping right.
Holyshit slips under a jab from Mandragoran.
Mandragoran with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Holyshit lands with a nice body kick.
Mandragoran lands with a hook. Holyshit tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
A telegraphed right hand from Mandragoran misses the target.
Holyshit swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Lan Mandragoran dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Evander Holyshit's cut.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

Holyshit waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Mandragoran.
Mandragoran throwing a counter right hand but Holyshit manages to avoid it.
Mandragoran moves out of range of the strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Mandragoran on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Holyshit swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Mandragoran lands a slapping body shot.
Mandragoran's corner calls for a 1-2. Mandragoran obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Holyshit attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Mandragoran throws a body shot but no joy.
Holyshit throws a wild body kick that Mandragoran sees coming a mile off.
Holyshit is looking to land body kicks.
A shot to the body from Holyshit misses
and Mandragoran counters with a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Holyshit misses with a left hand
and Holyshit takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Holyshit missing with a left hand there. Mandragoran was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
It looked like Mandragoran was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Holyshit.
Mandragoran blocks a jab.
A nice leg kick lands there from Mandragoran.
Holyshit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Holyshit there as he acknowledges the shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Mandragoran avoids a kick to the body.
Holyshit misses with a right hand
and Mandragoran scores with a counter punch that sends Holyshit to the canvas! Mandragoran smells blood - he's punishing Holyshit with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! Holyshit has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:13 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lan Mandragoran!