PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Andre Rene Roussimoff (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Anaconda Anaconda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Anaconda is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Baby Got Back. Anaconda Anaconda will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Rene Roussimoff
vs
Anaconda

224 cm
22
300 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

204 cm
23
281 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Blue Belt
Decent boxing
Heavy handed

BioPharm Nutrition

Fight 4 America

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Andre Rene Roussimoff!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Anaconda Anaconda!
The judges for this bout are Reed Andrews, Steve Montenegro and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Anaconda slips a jab from Roussimoff.
Anaconda misses with a looping left.
Roussimoff tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Anaconda paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Roussimoff keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Anaconda.
Anaconda staying out of range there.
Roussimoff is looking to clinch.
Anaconda fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Anaconda circles away from the clinch attempt.
Anaconda is looking for an opening here. He's unloaded a big left hand that catches Roussimoff flush on the jaw and sends him tumbling to the canvas! Roussimoff is out cold! Anaconda holds back from landing any unnecessary shots to his unconscious opponent, as the referee reacts slowly to the situation. A brutal knockout and then some excellent sportsmanship - this guy is my new favorite fighter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Anaconda Anaconda!