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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Tobikan Judan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and alQaeda alQaeda (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). alQaeda has chosen Mohammed's theme tune as his entrance music. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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167 lbs
10 - 9 - 1 |
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161 lbs
0 - 0 - 0 |
Good takedowns
Counter fighter
Experienced |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 9 - 1, fighting out of London, Tobikan Judan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, alQaeda alQaeda!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Chris Edwards and Paul Tew.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Judan shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Judan looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for alQaeda!
alQaeda is pushing Judan's head away, looking to escape. Judan manages to hold on to the position though.
Judan swings around for an armbar but alQaeda sees it coming a mile off and turns beautifully into Judan's guard.
alQaeda stands up and waves to Judan to follow him.
alQaeda feints and then cracks Judan's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Judan down.
alQaeda alQaeda seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
alQaeda lands with a hook. Judan tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Judan fails with the takedown
and alQaeda counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Judan walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Judan is rocked!
alQaeda pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Oh Judan is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
alQaeda Throws a clean left jab. alQaeda Twirls his body and connects with a Spinning Back Fist that connects flush with Judan's chin! Judan crumbles to the ground and alQaeda follows up with some unanswered strikes. It's all over!! Nice standup skills displayed by alQaeda!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). alQaeda alQaeda!
Post fight, alQaeda alQaeda stared into the camera and said 'Slowly we will out-breed the kuffar scum. Fuck their women so they bear Muslim children and eventually kill all who are not of the Qur'an. This is the the future, 9/11 was the 3rd jihad, there can be only 3 jihads. Allah guides us, leads us and the rest will all be raped by Satan until their fuckin'.
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