PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tom Atomic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and George St Penis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Atomic comes to the cage accompanied by A Kiss to Build a Dream On . We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Atomic
vs
St Penis

198 cm
22
275 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
20
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Tom Atomic!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, George St Penis!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Luis Engracia and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Atomic, as that shot connected.
Atomic fails with an attempt to clinch.
St Penis looks for a takedown but Atomic sprawls well.
St Penis misses with a double jab.
St Penis throws a nice looking combination but Atomic bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Some wild striking there from St Penis.
St Penis fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
St Penis misses with a jab, cross combination.
Atomic throws a series of punches but St Penis moves out of range.
Atomic throws a right and a left that both miss.
St Penis closes this distance looking for a takedown but Atomic circles away.
Atomic rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but St Penis moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Atomic tries to clinch there but St Penis circles away.
Atomic listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.

It looks like George St Penis has been cut.
St Penis misses with a double jab
and Atomic connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from St Penis.
Tom Atomic has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of George St Penis.
St Penis misses with a double jab

and Atomic lands a stunning uppercut that sends St Penis to the mat!

St Penis is rocked!

That's one minute gone in the round.
St Penis is trying to get back to full guard.
St Penis is still in real trouble! Can Atomic finish him?
Atomic is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Atomic lands a big elbow - St Penis is out of it! He's waving his arms around but his eyes are closed and he's not intelligently defending himself - the ref has no choice but to jump in and stop the fight! This one is in the books! A TKO win for Atomic!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:29 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Tom Atomic!