PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Arlen Bullock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Insog Nificant (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Insog Nificant will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Bullock
vs
Nificant

221 cm
18
278 lbs
2 - 3 - 1

206 cm
25
265 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Sydney, Arlen Bullock!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Insog Nificant!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Chris Dean and Francis DeMontford.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nificant closes the distance and gets a trip takedown into side control. Bullock quickly recovers to half guard.

Nificant stands up from half guard.

Nificant closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Bullock did well to prevent Nificant getting side control.
Nificant missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Nificant stalling.
Bullock tries to kick Nificant off but Nificant keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nificant wants to stand but Bullock has hold of a leg and an arm, so he's trapped for now.
Nificant wants to lay and pray for a moment but Bullock keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Well, if Nificant is going to just lie there, perhaps we should talk about what we're having for dinner tonight… I'm having a ham and pineapple pizza… Yum. Can't wait.
Nificant trying to control from half guard but Bullock is working away.
Bullock gets full guard.
Nificant trying to stand up but can't free himself from Bullock's guard.
Bullock is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Nificant engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee is asking the fighters to pick up the pace.
Bullock is trying to control the position but Nificant postures up.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Nificant.
Bullock prevents Nificant from improving position.
Sloppy strikes there by Nificant.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bullock tries to buck Nificant off but Nificant is having none of it.
Bullock struggling a bit here.
Nificant trying to control the position but Bullock is working away.
Nificant tries to get to his feet but he's trapped momentarily.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Bullock manages to get one leg in to regain half guard.
Bullock is staying active underneath Nificant, who seems content to just control the action from this position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bullock is trying to get back to full guard.
It looks like Nificant is going to stand back up.

The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Nificant leaves Bullock with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Nificant decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Nificant sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Insog Nificant dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Nificant shoots in and bounces Bullock off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
Bullock keeping full guard, as Nificant tries to pass.

Nificant stands up from guard. Let's bang!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Nificant closes the distance and pushes Bullock back into the cage.

Nificant works for the underhooks and manages to get a trip takedown into guard.
Nificant looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bullock tries to land a sweep but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bullock is looking to stand up but Nificant isn't so interested in that idea.
Bullock keeping moving, preventing Nificant from controlling successfully.
Bullock tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Nificant pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bullock is keeping the position for now.

Nificant is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Bullock misses with a wild body shot.
Nificant keeps the fight on the outside.
Insog Nificant is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Nificant is looking to clinch.
Insog Nificant seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nificant misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.

Nificant throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Bullock tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Nificant is in Bullock's guard.
Nificant passes into half guard.
Bullock pushes Nificant off looking to stand but Nificant dives back in and keeps control.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bullock wants to control but Nificant is keeping busy.
Bullock tries to roll over but Nificant keeps him under control.
Nificant scores with a big shot! Bullock's head bounced off the canvas with a huge thud! More strikes land and the referee has jumped in to save Bullock! He was hurt real bad - good stoppage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Insog Nificant!