PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rusty Driver (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Spiral Stairs (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Driver comes into the arena with Pepper - Butthole Suffers blaring out of the sound system. Rusty Driver had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Driver
vs
Stairs

186 cm
21
265 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

205 cm
22
265 lbs
8 - 4 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Solid chin

Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry
Bellum Dominum

Vandal Fight Boutique & Laundry

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Rusty Driver!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 4 - 0, fighting out of New York, Spiral Stairs!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Columbo Gatti and John Kavanagh.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Driver misses with a double jab.
Driver lands a nice looking body shot.
Driver misses with a low kick.
Driver connects with a single shot there.
Stairs throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Stairs tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Stairs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stairs avoids the head kick by Driver.
Stairs blocks a head kick by Driver.
Driver has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Stairs finds it's way round the side to connect with Driver's head.
Stairs bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've been told by Driver's head coaches at Tetras Bowl that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
Driver missing with a left hand there. Stairs was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Driver misses with a head kick.
Driver ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Stairs moves away.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Stairs.
A lazy left from Driver finds it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Driver looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Driver on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stairs staying out of range there.
A swing and a miss from Driver.
Driver lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Stairs circles away quickly and effectively.
Driver takes a swing at Stairs's ribcage but misses.
Stairs avoids the head kick by Driver.
Stairs keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Driver.
Stairs thumps Driver with a low kick.
Driver throws a head kick that misses.
Driver takes a swing at Stairs's ribcage but misses.
Driver looks to throw the jab but Stairs is out of range.
Driver is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stairs.
Stairs wants to clinch up but Driver keeps it at a distance.
Stairs avoids the body shot from Driver.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Driver throws a looping overhand right but Stairs ducks down to avoid it.
Stairs takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Driver swinging wildly here.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Driver misses with a double jab

and Stairs counters with a nice double leg into side control. Driver won't be happy with that.

Stairs looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
Stairs trying to control the position but Driver is working away.
Stairs misses with an attempted head punch from side control.

Stairs is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, Driver has escaped the position, nice work there.
Driver is looking to get back to his feet here but Stairs is keeping cool and he's managed to take Driver's back.
Driver might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
I would not like to be Driver right now.

Stairs is working the back position looking for the choke. Oh, he's slid into an armbar! Beautiful transition and Driver taps out! Fantastic Jiu Jitsu from Stairs.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Spiral Stairs!
Spiral Stairs thanked the fans post fight for their support.