PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Jimmer Octopulus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bam Jackass (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jackass has chosen Jackass theme song as his entrance music. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Octopulus
vs
Jackass

170 cm
29
145 lbs
13 - 5 - 1

180 cm
36
149 lbs
25 - 12 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Lethal high kicks
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Perkele!

GREEN!160
Dissolution Fight Wear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 5 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jimmer Octopulus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bam Jackass!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Sam Margolis and Andrew Berry.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Octopulus scores with a leg kick.
Octopulus ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Jackass fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jackass throws out a loose jab but Octopulus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jackass tries to clinch
and Octopulus cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Octopulus takes a swing at Jackass's ribcage but misses.
Octopulus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Octopulus throws a nice outside leg kick.
Octopulus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jackass wants to clinch up but Octopulus keeps it at a distance.
Octopulus with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Jackass keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Octopulus.
Octopulus tried to score with a low kick but Jackass checks it.
Jackass is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Octopulus chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Octopulus keeps the fight on the outside.
Jackass tries to clinch there but Octopulus circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Octopulus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Jackass.
Jackass throws a head kick that misses.
Octopulus jabs Jackass to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Octopulus scores with a crisp jab that stopped Jackass in his tracks.

It looks like Bam Jackass has been cut.
Jackass lands a head kick. Octopulus smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Octopulus misses with a looping left.
Octopulus throws a body kick despite being completely out of range

and Jackass counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jackass.
Octopulus throws a punch but it's blocked by Jackass.
Octopulus avoids a wild elbow strike from Jackass.
Jackass misses with a body punch.
Jackass utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Octopulus lands with a short shot to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Octopulus's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Octopulus blocks the elbow strike.
Jackass lands a nice elbow.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Octopulus.
Octopulus lands an uppercut.
Jackass prevents a body shot from Octopulus.
Jackass blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jackass blocks an uppercut.
Jackass blocking some punches.
A head punch on the inside from Jackass fails to land.
Jackass misses with a body punch.
Jackass lands a nice elbow.
Jackass misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Octopulus.
Octopulus blocks the elbow strike.
Octopulus tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jackass utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
Jackass swings wildly with an uppercut but Octopulus uses good head movement to avoid it.
Jackass throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Octopuluss head.
Jackass lands a knee to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jackass with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Octopulus lands a left hand.
Jackass unloads a knee to the mid-section. Octopulus lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Octopulus has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Jackass is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.

Octopulus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Jackass tries to clinch up but Octopulus circles away and keeps his distance.
Jackass cracks Octopulus with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Octopulus throws a low kick but Jackass moves out of range easily.
Jackass tries to clinch up but Octopulus circles away and keeps his distance.
Jackass is looking to clinch but Octopulus is avoiding it.
A punch lands to the side of Jackass 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Jackass avoids the body shot from Octopulus.
Jackass tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Octopulus counters with an inside leg kick.
Octopulus lands with a thumping leg kick.
Octopulus seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Octopulus misses with a body kick.
Jackass tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jackass tries to clinch up.
Jackass tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Octopulus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Octopulus misses with a low kick.

Octopulus scores with a takedown into Jackass's guard.
Octopulus wants to control from the top but Jackass keeps moving.
Octopulus controlling from the top position.
Jackass keeping moving, preventing Octopulus from controlling successfully.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmer Octopulus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Bam Jackass's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Jackass tries to clinch up.
Jackass darts in trying to clinch
and Octopulus counters with a solid body kick.
Octopulus looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Octopulus takes a head kick and keeps coming.

Jackass pushes Octopulus up against the cage in a clinch.
Octopulus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Octopulus misses with the head strike.
Octopulus scores with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Octopulus working aggressively here.
Octopulus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Jackass backwards.
Jackass misses with a knee strike.
Jackass working aggressively here.
Jackass tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Octopulus tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Octopulus is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Jackass can do to turn this around?

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jackass lands with a light punch inside.
Octopulus looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Jackass lands a left hand.
Octopulus scores with a shot to the side of Jackass's head.
Jackass working aggressively here.
Jackass throws an elbow that misses.

Octopulus manages to break the clinch.
Jackass missing with a left hand there. Octopulus was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Jackass crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Octopulus - the referee stops the clock and Jackass gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Octopulus. Jackass manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Octopulus blocks a head kick by Jackass.
Octopulus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Jackass counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Octopulus throws out a loose jab but Jackass uses good head movement to avoid it.
Octopulus buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Jackass slips a straight right by Octopulus.
Octopulus walks into a stiff left hand from Jackass.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch but Octopulus swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jackass tries to clinch up
and Octopulus counters with a nice leg kick.
Jackass walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Jackass is looking to clinch.
Jackass darts in trying to clinch
and Octopulus counters with a nice body shot.
Octopulus throws a leg kick that misses.
Octopulus lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jackass is looking to clinch but Octopulus is avoiding it.
Jackass is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Octopulus throws a jab but it's blocked by Jackass.
Octopulus swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Octopulus misses the body punch

and Jackass counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Jackass.
Octopulus is looking to break free of the clinch but Jackass has double underhooks.
Jackass looking to throw knees to the head but Octopulus is blocking nicely.
Jackass has Octopulus pressed against the cage, preventing Octopulus from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Octopulus breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Jackass moves in looking to clinch but Octopulus pushes him off.
Octopulus misses with a hook.
Octopulus plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Some bone on bone action there as Jackass checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Octopulus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Octopulus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jackass as he jumps to the side.
Octopulus closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Octopulus swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.
Jackass tries to clinch but Octopulus is having none of it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Octopulus is trying hard to land a takedown here. Jackass sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Jimmer Octopulus is winning the standup battle so far.
Jackass avoids the body shot from Octopulus.
Jackass connects with a crisp jab.
Octopulus shoots in for a takedown but Jackass shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jimmer Octopulus. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Octopulus throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Jackass counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jackass walks into a jab.
Jackass has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Octopulus keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Jackass ducks under a wild hook from Octopulus.
Nice jab there from Jackass.

Octopulus is rocked!
The fight stays on the outside here - Jackass looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Oh Octopulus is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Octopulus with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Jackass tries to clinch up.
Octopulus seems to have got his legs back now.
Bam Jackass is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Nice body kick from Octopulus.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jimmer Octopulus dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Bam Jackass's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!

Jackass tries to clinch up.
Octopulus blocks a head kick by Jackass.
Jackass tries to close the distance and clinch up but Octopulus swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Octopulus swats away the attempt to clinch by Jackass.
Jackass wants to clinch up but Octopulus keeps it at a distance.
Jackass is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Octopulus shoots in looking for a takedown. Jackass tries to sprawl out of it but Octopulus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jackass manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Jackass avoids the body shot from Octopulus.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Octopulus misses with a straight right.
Jackass darts in trying to clinch
and Octopulus counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Octopulus is looking to chop away at Jackass's legs.
Jackass takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Jackass cracks Octopulus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Octopulus cracks Jackass with an open hand slap.
Octopulus throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jackass's waist but Jackass gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Octopulus off to one side.
Octopulus avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Jackass takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
A big right from Octopulus misses.
Octopulus lands with an uppercut that bounces Jackass off the cage and back into range.
Donk. Octopulus catches Jackass right on the button with a cross.
Octopulus lands a front kick.
Jackass fails in his attempt to clinch.
Octopulus tried to score with a low kick but Jackass checks it.
Jackass moves out of range of the leg kick from Octopulus.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Jackass fails in his attempt to clinch.
Jackass darts in trying to clinch
and Octopulus counters with a nice body shot.
Jackass scores with a head kick. Octopulus tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Octopulus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Octopulus lands a leg kick that knocks Jackass off balance momentarily.
Octopulus throws a body punch but Jackass moves out of range.
Jackass looks to clinch

and Octopulus counters with a nice double leg into guard.
Jackass wants to stand and escape but Octopulus is having none of it.
Octopulus trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Jackass utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Octopulus throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Jackass keeping moving, preventing Octopulus from controlling successfully.
Octopulus wants to pass the guard but Jackass is keeping the position.
The referee wants the fighters to be more active or he's going to reset them on the feet.
Jackass keeping moving, preventing Octopulus from controlling successfully.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A low kick from Octopulus is predictable there
and Jackass counters with a head kick. That will keep Octopulus thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!
Jackass tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Whack! Jackass lands a heavy head kick that drops Octopulus. The ref tackles Jackass to stop the fight - a great save by the referee because Octopulus was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Head Kick). Bam Jackass!
Our winner, Bam Jackass, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.